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9 hours ago, texhorn said:

Pete coming on strong in this episode. What a psycho

Somethings definitely off upstairs with that boy.  And interesting to see how little he's being edited out vs barely seeing Dee at all on The Challenge

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11 hours ago, texhorn said:

Pete coming on strong in this episode. What a psycho

He's creepy as hell. His pining for Crazy Italian Girl is way off.

Those extra dinner guests couldn't wait to get off the boat after that 12-course meal. I guess Doggy-Daddy even creeped them out too much.

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I was just waiting for them to start whining about only having 1 oyster each. 

We know for a fact Hanna gets fired? I just can't stand her in the least bit. Just a horrible person with the face of a prairie dog with a glandular issue. Hoping Bugsy send her over the edge. 

23 hours ago, Deej said:

We know for a fact Hanna gets fired? I just can't stand her in the least bit. Just a horrible person with the face of a prairie dog with a glandular issue. Hoping Bugsy send her over the edge. 

Lol.  It is a bit stunning how much better Bugs is as a chief stew than Hannah.  

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There's no debate Bugs has skills. Her and Hannah's skills are different to say the least. It's like comparing Tangerines and Clementines. The main thing is Hannah has had enough of putting up with all the BS. She's got a rich fiance and wants a kid. Don't blame her.  It's a young kid'ss game

She's full Johnny Paycheck at this point.

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JFC Pete gets worse every episode.  I did not know you could get more douchebag each week.

On 7/7/2020 at 12:06 PM, Deej said:

We know for a fact Hanna gets fired? I just can't stand her in the least bit. Just a horrible person with the face of a prairie dog with a glandular issue. Hoping Bugsy send her over the edge. 

"Deej, Deej, Hannah?"

Sandy should teach management class.

Who knew telling everyone right off the bat of a conversation "I will fire you" is the perfect way to effectively manage a team? 

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

You know you could just be "Professional Pete" the whole time..

That was so cringy when he kept saying that.  Captain Sandy hit him over the head and it should have been Captain Obvious instead.

Hey, that ryhmes.  

Love Pete with his non-apology apology. He is a Jagoff. Professional Pete, indeed.

The Miami crew is a bit annoying. I know, an understatement to say the least. I keep waiting for Tony to come out of the shadows and knife Bernardo.

I do think I would be the easiest charter guest of all-time. Bier, Schwartzwald Schinken, some nice rosé, Wurst, some gazpacho, baguettes, lots of tomato & mozzarella, and lots of fruits and veggies and swimming.

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Hanna dumping all the extra work on Bugsy with Jess being injured. "I have too much to deal with."

Shitty manager. 

Hanna dumping all the extra work on Bugsy with Jess being injured. "I have too much to deal with."
Shitty manager. 
She's clearly just done with yachting and it shows. Her attitude has been awful all season.

Bugs definitely has some interesting vernacular but I've never had any problem understanding her

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18 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Bugs definitely has some interesting vernacular but I've never had any problem understanding her

She has a heavy accent that is hard for Americans to understand. Now imagine that over a scratchy radio. It's something both need to work on.

That's not even close to what I would consider a heavy accent.  Jess was also being a cunt about it.  

19 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

That's not even close to what I would consider a heavy accent.  Jess was also being a cunt about it.  

Yeah, she had cover early in the season because the Italian was so fucking crazy, but now she's showing some of her own.

I feel bad for Kiko.  Vegans need to learn to fuck right off when it comes to demanding food.  It's just such a different way of cooking, and with different ingredients than they're used to that I can see how it would throw you for a loop.  And then the "I didn't want pasta" bitch chimed in.

Being vegan and expecting Michelin star dining is bullshit. 

Yeah kiko was screwed. Those guests had way too many different styles and Hannah and crew didn’t help him out either

2 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Hannah...didn’t help him out either

shocking.

Jess had that vicodin irritability kicking in. 

"Stop fucking up my high, Bugsy!"

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Jess "Tits McGhee" is a horrible worker, even before the broken finger. She is completely lost. Hannah has completely checked out. She doesn't give a fuck. I wonder if she makes it the whole season. It's funny how Pete is slowly being disappeared. Those Miami passengers were annoying as fuck, even worse than NYC Goombahs. I felt bad for Kiko because of that Vegan shit, and then they all ask for something different. Fuck that, it's a boat, not a restaurant. 

Jesus ... Sandy is just such a fucking trainwreck as a manager. She just needs to stfu, get out of the galley, and drive the got damn boat.

On 7/21/2020 at 3:49 PM, Chewbacca said:

...Vegans need to learn to fuck right off...

Yep4

On 7/21/2020 at 10:01 AM, UTPhil2006 said:

Bugs definitely has some interesting vernacular but I've never had any problem understanding her

Yep. Me neither. That was bullshit.

On 7/14/2020 at 5:23 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

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I do think I would be the easiest charter guest of all-time. Bier, Schwartzwald Schinken, some nice rosé, Wurst, some gazpacho, baguettes, lots of tomato & mozzarella, and lots of fruits and veggies and swimming.

Yep. No shit. I've told Mrs. Wood (no pics) the same thing. You're in paradise on a badass boat with a crew of 6+ waiting on you hand and foot, making you unlimited drinks and feeding you amazing food. Some of these fucking guests would bitch about a wet dream with a buncha SI swimsuit models. If they asked me what I want to eat, I'd just say "Surprise me. I'm sure it'll be fantastic". Fuck people these days with all their got damn special food needs.

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Hannah and Kiko planning the menu for tonight’s charter guests 

 

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That dinner was so embarrassing, I wanted to stop watching it altogether.

 

I think the vegans broke Kiko.

18 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

That dinner was so embarrassing, I wanted to stop watching it altogether.

 

I think the vegans broke Kiko.

That and listening to Hanna on what was Vegas food. Fish sticks, chicken tenders, french fries, and nachos. Judging by how bloated she’s looking, she must have thought he asked her what she eats when she’s not on the boat. 

 

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That is not a Vegas style dinner. If they were going for a buffet approach it should have been a sampling of the best of the best in town. Steak, seafood, Thai, some wild colorful fusion foods. 

Never trust a Euro to make nachos.

WTF kind of Vegas food is that?  What a fucking disaster. 

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3 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

WTF kind of Vegas food is that?

Johnny Rockets?

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Johnny Rockets?

Or Guy Fieri's Vegas Kitchen & Bar

2 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I think the vegans broke Kiko.

Kiko was the happiest, go lucky guy until the fucking vegans.  It ruined him for life.

16 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

WTF kind of Vegas food is that?  What a fucking disaster. 

 

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I’m halfway through this episode and these guests are dicks, but no more than Sandy, Hannah & Pete

Tits Jess is not going to make it.

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Wow, you cannot go to Google and look at a picture for how to make food. But in his defense I have no idea what is a Vegas-themed meal.

2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Wow, you cannot go to Google and look at a picture for how to make food. But in his defense I have no idea what is a Vegas-themed meal.

Surf and turf is classic Vegas. 

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Surf and turf is classic Vegas. 

Gotcha, I’ve only been there once but, that was for under 48 hours to buy a car

Looking forward to next week's fake Hanna panic attack when she gets called out for bring a shitty first stew.

Surf and turf is classic Vegas. 
Yeah, these days i would call anything high end Vegas style. Oysters, sushi, surf & turf. Wagyu if you can get it, caviar, etc. Hannah completely screwed Kiko.

Calling Kiko was set up. How surprising he is being fired exactly as Malia!s yacht chef boyfriend is coming to visit for a while. 
 

And Sandy hovering over nachos on table and telling the guests they are unacceptable is about the most Bush league thing a manager can ever do. F her,

Calling Kiko was set up. How surprising he is being fired exactly as Malia!s yacht chef boyfriend is coming to visit for a while. 
 
And Sandy hovering over nachos on table and telling the guests they are unacceptable is about the most Bush league thing a manager can ever do. F her,
Yeah, Sandy sucks hard. But she's a lesbian so she's untouchable for Bravo.
14 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
15 hours ago, TonyTexas said:
Surf and turf is classic Vegas. 

Yeah, these days i would call anything high end Vegas style. Oysters, sushi, surf & turf. Wagyu if you can get it, caviar, etc. Hannah completely screwed Kiko.

Yes.  He basically served them the worst buffet in Vegas.  I expect high end when I go.  If that ever happens again  :(

"Don't serve them shrimp cocktail and a nice bruschetta. Serve them french fries and fried chicken." -Hannah "I Know Black People" Ferrier

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"Don't serve them shrimp cocktail and a nice bruschetta. Serve them french fries and fried chicken." -Hannah
That's what she eats when she goes to Vegas.

"Room service, room service...Hannah,"

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