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I do have to give Malia credit for the line that went something like "Jess is so into herself the background photo on her phone is her."

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22 hours ago, Horn80 said:

So many people that have lots of money but no class.

New Surly motto?

"Captain Sandy. Jess may be having a heart attack!"

"Have her climb all the way up to the bridge."

1 hour ago, Deej said:

"Captain Sandy. Jess may be having a heart attack!"

"Have her climb all the way up to the bridge."

I too thought that was odd for her to ask Jess to come to her

And let's give Tom extra help in the kitchen and have all hands on deck during dinner service.

Sorry Kiko, you were on your own. 

"Captain Sandy. Jess may be having a heart attack!"
"Have her climb all the way up to the bridge."

But she did text her friend to diagnose she was ok and took her blood pressure.

Rob better have changed his flight back.  Chick is nuts and he's going to wake up without a dick one day if he stays with her.

On 9/11/2020 at 9:12 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Rob better have changed his flight back.  Chick is nuts and he's going to wake up without a dick one day if he stays with her.

And she will bite it off.  Monkey woman.

I’d still fuck jess until I Stand up anymore 

Watched an older episode of the Captain Lee version. Kate, as they are heading off the boat for a day off at some beach club, says to Ben, "Thank God for Ambien." 

Ben replies, "Ambien should be a day drug."

Kate says. "I've got the bottle in my purse."

So obviously Sandy and Malia blew that shit way out of proportion.

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Btw. You can watch all the past seasons for free on Pluto. Some commercials but it’s not bad. Maybe 3 minutes per episode. 

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19 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Btw. You can watch all the past seasons for free on Pluto. Some commercials but it’s not bad. Maybe 3 minutes per episode. 

Also with the free version of NBC's new Peacock streaming. They also get all the Top Chef seasons next week. 

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Also with the free version of NBC's new Peacock streaming. They also get all the Top Chef seasons next week. 

 

Just now, Deej said:

Also with the free version of NBC's new Peacock streaming. They also get all the Top Chef seasons next week. 

That’s what I meant. Brain fart. 

Jess is going to stab Aesha to death before she takes out Rob. 

Malia to Rob: "I don't have time to babysit you."

Not when you spend all your time in the galley.

Tom is such a little bitch.  Throws a tantrum about everything.  He and Melia are perfect for each other.

57 minutes ago, Deej said:

Malia to Rob: "I don't have time to babysit you."

Not when you spend all your time in the galley.

Previews seems to show Cap Sandy putting the kibosh on all of Malia's time in the galley.

8 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Previews seems to show Cap Sandy putting the kibosh on all of Malia's time in the galley.

And in typical Sandy fashion, she let that shit go on for weeks before stopping it, if the previews can be believed.

It looks like Tom was melting down and Sandy may have just told her to stay clear, not reprimanding her constant hanging out in the kitchen. They always make it look worse than it is in the previews.  

Funny that Tom was pissed he only got 18 minutes of his 15 minute break. And why would you have the chief stew, the chef, and the bosun (three highest ranking people on the show behind Sandy) all on break at once?

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30 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Tom is such a little bitch.  Throws a tantrum about everything.  He and Melia are perfect for each other.

Malia will throw him under the bus as soon as she thinks he’s a liability to her career advancement.  

8 hours ago, Deej said:

And in typical Sandy fashion, she let that shit go on for weeks before stopping it, if the previews can be believed.

While I agree with your larger point, don’t forget that these entire charter seasons only last like 4-6 weeks max. We see one episode a week, so they stretch into months, but the crews are actually together a much shorter time. This makes the Rob and Jess situation even more insane. They said in the last episode they’ve only known each other for like 3 weeks. So this level of infatuation seems...normal. 

Yeah, but your bosun has been hanging out in the galley since your new chef arrived, through multiple charters. It’s been going on for at least a few weeks in real time.

Yeah, but your bosun has been hanging out in the galley since your new chef arrived, through multiple charters. It’s been going on for at least a few weeks in real time.
These charters only last 2-3 days in real time.

He’s done what, five? That’s two weeks of your bosun living in the galley.

He’s done what, five? That’s two weeks of your bosun living in the galley.
5? I would guess 2 or 3. Some charters go for multiple episodes
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2 hours ago, Deej said:

He’s done what, five? That’s two weeks of your bosun living in the galley.

No, she's bosun/sous-chef. Just ask her.

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:
2 hours ago, Deej said:
He’s done what, five? That’s two weeks of your bosun living in the galley.

5? I would guess 2 or 3. Some charters go for multiple episodes

Maybe, but that was just week 16 of the TV season and usually the go for about 12 or 13 episodes. Seems like he's been there some time now. Kiko feels like ages ago. Either way, that bitch has no business being in the kitchen that much for 2 days. 

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Don't worry about extended seasons. COVID bout to shut it down.

They sure did edit out Yankee Pete

31 minutes ago, Updawg said:

They sure did edit out Yankee Pete

Especially in the last couple of episodes.  The first few he was still there and even had a line or two.  He's a ghost now.

Tom's meltdown about the cucumbers and then the avocado were great. He's such a Jagoff. I'm sure if people came in and started cutting up things he'd throw a fit for that. I am looking forward to his continued meltdown.

Rob has to run away from Jess as quickly as he can. She's nuts.

Sandy sucks.

Tom's meltdown about the cucumbers and then the avocado were great. He's such a Jagoff. I'm sure if people came in and started cutting up things he'd throw a fit for that. I am looking forward to his continued meltdown.
Rob has to run away from Jess as quickly as he can. She's nuts.
Sandy sucks.
Yep, Tom is totally the type to throw a fit if someone used his knives to cut up a cucumber in his galley. He and Malia deserve each other. They both suck ass.
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1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Rob has to run away from Jess as quickly as he can. She's nuts.

He and Aesha were on WWHL aftershow and Rob confirmed they split.

2 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
3 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:
Tom's meltdown about the cucumbers and then the avocado were great. He's such a Jagoff. I'm sure if people came in and started cutting up things he'd throw a fit for that. I am looking forward to his continued meltdown.
Rob has to run away from Jess as quickly as he can. She's nuts.
Sandy sucks.

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Yep, Tom is totally the type to throw a fit if someone used his knives to cut up a cucumber in his galley. He and Malia deserve each other. They both suck ass.

“Don’t touch my dick, don’t touch my knife” -Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential.  

On 9/12/2020 at 5:13 PM, Deej said:

Also with the free version of NBC's new Peacock streaming. They also get all the Top Chef seasons next week. 

Unfortunately, it is only available on the premium version. 

Ha, did that guy really just give them dinner invitations to his house in Malibu 10,000 miles away as a tip?

edit- no he gave them cash too.

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Ha, did that guy really just give them dinner invitations to his house in Malibu 10,000 miles away as a tip?
edit- no he gave them cash too.

That was a good fake though

Saw a couple of shots of Pete so he is still around

Sandy is just terrible. She can not get into it and help. It’s amazing.

Tom is a bitch

Jess is a psycho.
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Terrible episode

1 hour ago, Updawg said:


Saw a couple of shots of Pete so he is still around

Them cutting him out has probably made his life easier. 

The this season is longer than War and Peace. I quit watching when it was an obvious set up and am tired of deleting off the DVR each week. 

BD OG season 8 trailer is out x Eddie is back. Everyone else is new. 

Chef Tom is a Jagoff. I remember he said on the private yacht that there were three chefs. Now that he is the one he sees how good he had it. The guests the whole season have been total asses.

4 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The this season is longer than War and Peace. I quit watching when it was an obvious set up and am tired of deleting off the DVR each week. 

BD OG season 8 trailer is out x Eddie is back. Everyone else is new. 

When does that start?

this season is crazy ass long, its funny seeing how much they have cut pete out lol,  he was a grade a douchebag anyway

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