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20 episodes compared to what, 14 usually?

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I think Tom is just stressed out because he gave up a month alone with his boyfriend for this shit. 

this season is crazy ass long, its funny seeing how much they have cut pete out lol,  he was a grade a douchebag anyway

What’s funny is if you started this season after the first few episodes, you’d be like “who’s this guy in the background busting his ass, causing no drama, and was smart enough to not sign up to be on camera?”
On 9/17/2020 at 10:02 AM, PittsburghTiger said:

Tom's meltdown about the cucumbers and then the avocado were great. He's such a Jagoff. I'm sure if people came in and started cutting up things he'd throw a fit for that. I am looking forward to his continued meltdown.

In all fairness, I think he was about to penetrate Malia just as Sandy knocked on his door to come back to the galley to cut up some cucumbers. He probably could have cut the cucumbers with his hard on.

7 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

In all fairness, I think he was about to penetrate Malia just as Sandy knocked on his door to come back to the galley to cut up some cucumbers. He probably could have cut the cucumbers with his hard on.

I think Malia was about to go all NowThis on him.

32 minutes ago, Deej said:

I think Malia was about to go all NowThis on him.

Maybe that’s why Sandy had to come get him. All of the cucumbers were in his cabin. 

Sandy wants her. What a bitch to out her though

That explains a lot about Sandy and Malia’s relationship 

20 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That's pretty fucking bad. Sandy is a horrible person.

Her 15 minutes of fame needs to be up.

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It's obvious as hell Sandy wants and has been grooming Malia. Malia just soaks it up because she's likes the attention and power.

14 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That's pretty fucking bad. Sandy is a horrible person.

Its arguably worse than what Pete said/did

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Its arguably worse than what Pete said/did

If Captain Lee had said that, I have no doubt he would have been pulled from the show immediately. 

27 minutes ago, Deej said:

If Captain Lee had said that, I have no doubt he would have been pulled from the show immediately. 

No way. Now that Kate has left, he’s the face of the franchise. 

16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

No way. Now that Kate has left, he’s the face of the franchise. 

The Bravo Social Justice Warriors would have been out in force for trying to out her.

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

If Captain Lee had said that, I have no doubt he would have been pulled from the show immediately. 

Absolutely. Lest we forget Bravo is an LGBTIQMOUSE centric network. Lee is a straight WM. 

Bugsy looking much better with the short hair.

 

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Yep. Sometimes she looks terrible, sometimes she doesn't. Those eyes, though.

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On 9/25/2020 at 4:16 PM, CooterBrown said:

Bugsy is ugly cute. Not many can pull that off.

Don’t think she will age well. She’s only got a few more years and cute gone.

On 9/25/2020 at 4:16 PM, CooterBrown said:

Bugsy is ugly cute. Not many can pull that off.

This.  I have a crush on her but she's not really that attractive.  

Bravo just needs to throw whatever money it would take to have Ben be chef every season. 

"I need you to stay out of the galley."

Malia goes right back into the galley.

Pete getting some love. Nice. 

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Don’t know who’s a bigger mess Tom Malia or Sandy lol 

Add Hand Tatts to that list.

Hey now...Malia was actually complimenting Pete's turnaround. Who would have guessed?

I can't really stomach Sandy when she is giving one of her serious talks. She just comes across as so phony. Tom's meltdown was bad. I wouldn't want him on my yacht. Nice save for Pete.

Jess is going to kill everyone as they sleep.

That cast of guests were awfully milquetoast, horribly bad ladies.

Pete caught shit for calling Malia sweetie, but she is constantly referring to her deck crew as "boys"  which could be considered equally belittling. 

Malia deserves Tom.

They broke up. Sounds like he hooked up with someone new on a different yacht.
15 minutes ago, Updawg said:


They broke up. Sounds like he hooked up with someone new on a different yacht.

Do we know the name of the guy he hooked up with?

21 minutes ago, Deej said:

Do we know the name of the guy he hooked up with?

Pete

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Pete

I was hoping it was Rob, just so Jess could go completely crazy. 

59 minutes ago, Updawg said:


They broke up. Sounds like he hooked up with someone new on a different yacht.

Yes and she deserved that.

So Tom is the most whinny little bitch I have ever seen.  He is unwatchable.  But the after show had Sandy and Malia on and nobody asked about the Malia gay comment Sandy made.  But they did discuss the break up of Tom and Malia.  I can't believe they did not cover that topic.  And the after show is usually terrible but I watched just to see that topic and it never came up.

Bravo wants it swept under the rug so they can keep Sandy on the show. 

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

So Tom is the most whinny little bitch I have ever seen.  He is unwatchable.  But the after show had Sandy and Malia on and nobody asked about the Malia gay comment Sandy made.  But they did discuss the break up of Tom and Malia.  I can't believe they did not cover that topic.  And the after show is usually terrible but I watched just to see that topic and it never came up.

Andy Cohen reminds me that cattle prods should be used for more than one purpose.

3 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

So Tom is the most whinny little bitch I have ever seen.  He is unwatchable.  But the after show had Sandy and Malia on and nobody asked about the Malia gay comment Sandy made.  But they did discuss the break up of Tom and Malia.  I can't believe they did not cover that topic.  And the after show is usually terrible but I watched just to see that topic and it never came up.

It was recorded before the Sandy cameo comment.

2 minutes ago, McFly said:

It was recorded before the Sandy cameo comment.

I guess that’s why the call it Watch What Happens Live

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4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I guess that’s why the call it Watch What Happens Live

Recorded live.

Since COVID WWHL is prerecorded so that was taped like two weeks ago, before the cameo came out.

They had a virtual audience that confirmed this.

I literally can’t even watch this shit. How can any person in this industry ever hire this beat pussy aggy ass crybaby bitch on their boat.  This fucjing guy is the worst example of a biological male in the history of mankind 

Also agree in bugsy. She would get it.   Jess is my kind of crazy. She’s really get it 

Jess and Rob are a low rent version of Angelina Jolie and Ginger Baker. 

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