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Final episode? Does Jess kill everyone on the boat?

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Watching the after show. Captain Lee is so much better than Sandy. 

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8 hours ago, Deej said:

One more episode? Seriously?

They had to cover the mass murder that's about to happen.

Jen is so toxic and she can't even see it.  Rob is doing the right thing getting away from her.  She is going to meltdown properly on the final show.  

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Rob is apparently dating Madison Stalker from Below Deck Sailing Yacht, now. Name seems appropriate for someone Rob is dating. 

I just read that from the start of Rob and Jess' relationship to the end of the series was three weeks. They are both bat shit crazy. 

I just read that from the start of Rob and Jess' relationship to the end of the series was three weeks. They are both bat shit crazy. 

Yep they all are. He’s lucky if he walks away with his penis

He’d have to be a moron (which he is) to not take the crossing job. That’s some great experience if you want to move up
On 10/5/2020 at 8:03 PM, Deej said:

Final episode? Does Jess kill everyone on the boat?

i have this image of her shooting everyone via her bolt-ons, ala the fembots from Austin Powers.

What a disappointing season. That Jess is NUTS and none of the rest of them are likable. Maybe Pete is since they basically edited him out. The one dude trying to get with Bugs seems like a nice guy, and so does she, but together they are boring as fuck. The last group of guests sucked too. That one co-primary was miserable the whole time, and now they are going to be at the same club, who could have seen that coming! Jess will murder everyone at the club. It will be like Inglorious Bastards.

So season over.  Jess is a fucking psychopath, and Rob is retarded.  Bugs with the short hair now looks stunning, fight me.

Still would fuck Jess raw. I like a little unstable crazy in my life from time to time 

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Glad this season is over.

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Sandy is such a phony.

But she printed certificates for everybody!

It felt like Bravo edited that episode to help rehabilitate Sandy's image some.

And Aesha...she sounds like a honking goose in the background. 

There was a very funny snippet in the final episode when they were all out to dinner. Aesha turns to Bugs with her peanut sauce and proclaims " peeeaaannnutttt saauuucccee" and Bugs responds with some perfectly timed humor.

Sandy sucks. Jess is nuts, although in the after show she came off less insane. Pete didn't get one of Sandy's certificates. Tom is a douche. 

The last guests sucked. They should have stayed at home and gone to Applebee's because that would have been more interesting than their time on the boat.

38 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

There was a very funny snippet in the final episode when they were all out to dinner. Aesha turns to Bugs with her peanut sauce and proclaims " peeeaaannnutttt saauuucccee" and Bugs responds with some perfectly timed humor.

Sandy sucks. Jess is nuts, although in the after show she came off less insane. Pete didn't get one of Sandy's certificates. Tom is a douche. 

The last guests sucked. They should have stayed at home and gone to Applebee's because that would have been more interesting than their time on the boat.

Jess definitely sucks, but I think that a lot of that had to do with Rob being so fucking retarded that he can only think about 1 thing at a time. What we saw was Rob attempting to disengage after hard engaging because his work started to suffer so bad that he couldn't even do basic shit like throw lines across to dock. I'm not defending her reaction as not insane, but it was pretty obvious to me at least that there was a definite shift in their relationship after Rob got chewed out for sucking so bad at his job and he made an intentional decision to do better.

Rob is straight up 3 braincell stupid.

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

Jess definitely sucks, but I think that a lot of that had to do with Rob being so fucking retarded that he can only think about 1 thing at a time. What we saw was Rob attempting to disengage after hard engaging because his work started to suffer so bad that he couldn't even do basic shit like throw lines across to dock. I'm not defending her reaction as not insane, but it was pretty obvious to me at least that there was a definite shift in their relationship after Rob got chewed out for sucking so bad at his job and he made an intentional decision to do better.

Rob is straight up 3 braincell stupid.

He was a male model. 

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Jess definitely sucks, but I think that a lot of that had to do with Rob being so fucking retarded that he can only think about 1 thing at a time. What we saw was Rob attempting to disengage after hard engaging because his work started to suffer so bad that he couldn't even do basic shit like throw lines across to dock. I'm not defending her reaction as not insane, but it was pretty obvious to me at least that there was a definite shift in their relationship after Rob got chewed out for sucking so bad at his job and he made an intentional decision to do better.

Rob is straight up 3 braincell stupid.

That is a very good point.

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On 10/14/2020 at 7:41 AM, immamac said:

Jess definitely sucks, but I think that a lot of that had to do with Rob being so fucking retarded that he can only think about 1 thing at a time. What we saw was Rob attempting to disengage after hard engaging because his work started to suffer so bad that he couldn't even do basic shit like throw lines across to dock. I'm not defending her reaction as not insane, but it was pretty obvious to me at least that there was a definite shift in their relationship after Rob got chewed out for sucking so bad at his job and he made an intentional decision to do better.

Rob is straight up 3 braincell stupid.

Watching this shit right now.  Very spot on. But Jess is an 11 on the batshit scale.

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Watching the reunion Pt. 2

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3 hours ago, RPM said:

Watching the reunion Pt. 2

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Ha pretty accurate gif

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4 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Ha pretty accurate gif

IMO They blew the Valium shit out of proportion.  She had a script (on the other side of the container) for her Valium, but didn't report. They allege a THC vape, (which was easily refillable with CDB ), but there's not proof of any illegal action... just some bitchass actions.

I've never seen such a cutthroat season of BD. Hope they aren't taking things in this direction.

Also lmao at Rob when he asked if he sent that did you get some big cock lately text. 
 

“Yup.”

1 hour ago, RPM said:

IMO They blew the Valium shit out of proportion.  She had a script (on the other side of the container) for her Valium, but didn't report. They allege a THC vape, (which was easily refillable with CDB ), but there's not proof of any illegal action... just some bitchass actions.

I've never seen such a cutthroat season of BD. Hope they aren't taking things in this direction.

Sandy and Malia are pure trash. 

Sandy and Malia are pure trash. 
They never held Sandy accountable for her comment that she thinks Malia is gay, did they?
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4 hours ago, Deej said:
Sandy and Malia are pure trash. 

They never held Sandy accountable for her comment that she thinks Malia is gay, did they?

Nope. Bravo has to protect her.

And for someone who claims to be sober, she seemed pretty fucked up in that video.

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6 hours ago, Deej said:

Bravo has to protect her.

This

Filmed last month before the cameo.

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Reunion went about how I thought. Malia looked fuckable as hell. So did bugsy. I’d party with Alex 

Last night we watched part two of the reunion. What a miserable collection of cackling chickens, except for the Bugsy and her man.

The rest of them should fall overboard, at night, with weights tied around their ankles.

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17 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

New season with Captain Lee starts tonight

F'n dvr didn't record. Will watch on demand later.

9 minutes ago, RPM said:

F'n dvr didn't record. Will watch on demand later.

I think they're under 2 different recording names.  I know my DVR has them separate

"Captain Lee, I need to leave. My grandmother isn't going to make it through the night. They thought she had the flu, but it wasn't the flu."

Ugh.

Gonna be an interesting season.

17 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

New season with Captain Lee starts tonight

Good first episode. Eddie's back as bosun. The new chief stew seems alright. The chef is crazy but competent. And enough other fuck ups to provide the drama. 

New chief stew sounds just like Hannah.

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16 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I think they're under 2 different recording names.  I know my DVR has them separate

3 names actually. It was my mistake. I thought I had the series set for season record, but forgot I changed DVRs since the last season of BD.

9 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Good first episode. Eddie's back as bosun. The new chief stew seems alright. The chef is crazy but competent. And enough other fuck ups to provide the drama. 

Captain Lee said she was the best chef he’s ever worked with.

2 hours ago, MrBig said:

Captain Lee said she was the best chef he’s ever worked with.

That would surprise me. He absolutely loves Kate. 

39 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

That would surprise me. He absolutely loves Kate. 

And Kate's not a chef.

Lulz. My speed reading technique was a little off I saw chef as chief and (blank) as stew. 

4 hours ago, MrBig said:

Captain Lee said she was the best chef he’s ever worked with.

 

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

That would surprise me. He absolutely loves Kate. 

 

53 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

And Kate's not a chef.

 

Watching a little bit of BD Med season 4 this morning. This might be the best season in the franchise. The crew is, by far the most entertaining. Aesha, Jack and Colin are hilarious. 

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Colin was fantastic. I know he's knocking down serious $$ as a ferry captain, but I'd like to see him on again.

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