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Looks like Covid is going to bail this crew out and prevent more embarrassment.  I don't know how much more utter failure I can watch.  

Seeing the guests blow up over the crew member in the thong was pretty terrific though.

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    We don’t watch much reality TV, but I always thought Below Deck would be up our alley if we did watch reality TV. We like boats, beaches, the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. Last year we went to Co

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That could also be him trying to cover his ass, because he is a grade A dickbag

Shane doesn't seem to realize he's being paid to work. Complete moron.

The chief stew and the hippy stew are the only two that are likeable so far.  The chef is a complete psycho. The boson is a complete dick. Izzy may be retarded.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

‘Below Deck’ Charter Guest Charley Walters Says He Was Told To Be Demanding With the Crew

Below Deck charter guest Charley Walters revealed that he was told to be demanding on the show, responding affirmatively to a tweet he was told to “to act like a piece of sh*t to the crew.”

All this shit is fake. Just keep that in mind. cough Hannah cough

This. Holy shit guys with fishing boats my size have crews that are ten times more professional than these idiots. Y’all really think owners of mega million dollar yachts would put up with this kind of bullshit?

14 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

The boson is a complete dick. 

Eddie is probably the most likable cast member that has ever been on any of the BD shows. 

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16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Eddie is probably the most likable cast member that has ever been on any of the BD shows. 

Colin

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Colin

This. That stew (Amy) was pretty great too, despite the whole aggy thing.  

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6 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

That stew (Amy) was pretty great too, despite the whole aggy thing.  

Agreed. She was North Texas / South Oklahoma chick. I immediately clicked with her personality (and body). Think I read she just married some rich guy, which is likely the goal of working where they work.

My God, this shit can’t be real, can it?   The first guest group is despicable. I mentioned that they have to be acting. The Shane kid can’t last too long. He’s an ass.

Waiting for Captain Lee to fire everyone and handle the rest of the charters by himself with broken ribs, like a boss. 

On 11/11/2020 at 8:22 PM, Deej said:

Waiting for Captain Lee to fire everyone and handle the rest of the charters by himself with broken ribs, like a boss. 

 Does Lee ever fire anyone?  He seems like all bark and no bite.

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8 minutes ago, Deej said:

He did say last season was the first season he hadn't fired anyone. 

Remember Chef Leon?

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/which-crew-members-have-been-fired-on-below-deck-and-below-deck-med.html/

I haven’t seen all the episodes so only working from what I’ve seen so far and he’s not fired anyone especially one female stew that left the boat at night defying his direct orders.

Capt Lee has absolutely fired people before.

New stew tells them she flew 30 hours to get there, then she’s put immediately to work only to be told at end of her shift that night that she got the early morning 6:30 am shift?  WTF?

Watching it new. Francesca could get it every way from Sunday twice.  New girl is cute. Eddie is fucked his team blows. Shane’s a fucking modern day safe space moron and the other tool bag remains s me of the dipshit that got fired in Mediterranean 

The problem with the bosun and chief stew is that, while they are great at working the deck and interiors respectively, they are terrible leaders.  It's the same problem you see in every business. Great doers are promoted into leadership positions and their skillsets don't mean shit for being a good manager.

Checking out this week's episode. The crew is really awful. I guess the owners of the yacht allow such an unprofessional crew because of TV.

The closest I ever came to being on something like that is when we rented an 87-foot boat for the day while in France. The boat came with two crew and a Captain. They were extremely professional, the opposite of these chuckleheads.

Even if much of it was staged that first guest group was terrible.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

The problem with the bosun and chief stew is that, while they are great at working the deck and interiors respectively, they are terrible leaders.  It's the same problem you see in every business. Great doers are promoted into leadership positions and their skillsets don't mean shit for being a good manager.

That's because the crews are selected to make good TV, not be good at being crew.  A professional crew would have one tenth of the drama and be ten times more proficient at their jobs.  But that would not make for good TV, would it?

No real fighting this season so far but dear lord most of this staff is incompetent 

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The crew is shit, but Capt Lee said during the aftershow that changes were coming fast. I predict 2 new deck hands and 1 new (old familiar) stew.

Sunshine sleeping on the job.  Fire his ass.

On 11/19/2020 at 1:16 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

Fucking Shane is incompetent. 

Put him on permanent anchor watch ..

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13 hours ago, RPM said:

The crew is shit, but Capt Lee said during the aftershow that changes were coming fast. I predict 2 new deck hands and 1 new (old familiar) stew.

Bring back Rocky for the lulz. 

"Meet your new deckhand, Eddie. And by the way, there's cameras in the laundry, now."

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Damn... I should have known it had its own thread. Just found this show last week and did the first season of the Caribbean and a few episodes into the Med one.


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10 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Terrible episode this week. Captain Lee needs to open up a can on these incompetents. 

Looking forward to see it.  I don’t think you even try to give someone that sleeps on the job a second chance because he’s just a soft snow flake.  This crew has the most lame asses that I have seen so far.

34 minutes ago, ZB'Tejas said:

Damn... I should have known it had its own thread. Just found this show last week and did the first season of the Caribbean and a few episodes into the Med one.


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1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Looking forward to see it.  I don’t think you even try to give someone that sleeps on the job a second chance because he’s just a soft snow flake.  This crew has the most lame asses that I have seen so far.

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On 11/19/2020 at 12:04 PM, Chewbacca said:

That's because the crews are selected to make good TV, not be good at being crew.  A professional crew would have one tenth of the drama and be ten times more proficient at their jobs.  But that would not make for good TV, would it?

Exactly. But we still have people on this thread thinking this is real.

Methinks that may be young kids last episode. Just not cut out for it. 

This season is really boring. 

48 minutes ago, Deej said:

This season is really boring. 

Same thought.  Primary gets drunk goes to bed and misses dinner.  What a loser.

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Is this canned crab?"

I’m watching this part now lol

5 hours ago, Deej said:

This season is really boring. 

None of the crew are really pure trash humans like most seasons feature. 

So one of the kids that ate sushi on the chick plays qb for UNLV. The social justice crew caught him and he had to apologize for eating sushi on a model 

 

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So one of the kids that ate sushi on the chick plays qb for UNLV. The social justice crew caught him and he had to apologize for eating sushi on a model 

 

If I'm partying (big time) on mom and dad's dime, UNLV would be a pretty damn good place to go.

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So one of the kids that ate sushi on the chick plays qb for UNLV. The social justice crew caught him and he had to apologize for eating sushi on a model 

 

I looked him up the minute they said his name and said he was QB at UNLV. Surprised it took this long for it to come out.

Oh well, looks like Sunshine is about to be sent packing. Man, he and the second stew are the millennialest of millennials -- though I guess they're probably technically part of the generation that comes after millennials.

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

I looked him up the minute they said his name and said he was QB at UNLV. Surprised it took this long for it to come out.

Oh well, looks like Sunshine is about to be sent packing. Man, he and the second stew are the millennialest of millennials -- though I guess they're probably technically part of the generation that comes after millennials.

Yeah that’s Gen Z. The product of millennials fucking 

On 12/1/2020 at 3:41 PM, Deej said:

This season is really boring. 

I think it’s pretty good. The department heads are competent. The chef, while salty as fuck, is a badass. You have a couple of fuck ups for drama.

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