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9 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I think it’s pretty good. The department heads are competent. The chef, while salty as fuck, is a badass. You have a couple of fuck ups for drama.

This. I like the chef, she's a badass. So what if she's also an attention whore? It's Bravo. Wasn't shocked to find out she was a failed America's Top Model contestant. At least she stuck with her strong point. 

Sunshine gotta go. He's the posterboy for Berkley grads. 2nd Stew needs sacked, too. She was given clear instructions, blew them off, then whined when she got a mild ass chewing for it. gtfo the boat

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21 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So one of the kids that ate sushi on the chick plays qb for UNLV. The social justice crew caught him and he had to apologize for eating sushi on a model 

 

Well, you know what they say ... “if it doesn’t smell fishy, it’s probably OK to eat it.” 😎

They are keeping Sunshine for at least one more charter.  Chef has chops, but she's gonna meltdown at some point.

I've always wondered if any of the Below Deck chefs try out for Top Chef.  Seems like some could make it and they already have the in with Bravo.

That would be a good episode/ tournament. Below Deck chefs square off on Top Chef. I got that Russian chick and her nachos as #1 ranked contender.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

They are keeping Sunshine for at least one more charter.  Chef has chops, but she's gonna meltdown at some point.

I've always wondered if any of the Below Deck chefs try out for Top Chef.  Seems like some could make it and they already have the in with Bravo.

I don’t think any chef we have seen in below deck can sniff the coat of a Top Chef contestant.  

38 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I don’t think any chef we have seen in below deck can sniff the coat of a Top Chef contestant.  

Maybe in the first couple of seasons when they had caterers, private chefs and line cooks on. But not these days.  Still would be a fun crossover. 

So...the chef is a complete psycho.

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She was bragging about how she could handle shit a couple of cruises ago. 

Quite a dismount for Rachel.

Poor Sunshine. Poor little Sunshine.

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She had vitamin D withdrawals.

Chef got some major unresolved anger issues.

On the after show, Kate said she had worked with Rachel before and she had quit like three times, but always came back the next day. 

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Well at least that show was interesting.  The whole boat is an absolute shitshow besides Eddie and the hot 3rd stew

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Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Well at least that show was interesting.  The whole boat is an absolute shitshow besides Eddie and the hot 3rd stew

I think the Head Stew is worthy.

3rd stew is built like she’s ready to pack on an extra fiddy at any moment. No thanks.

Well NOW we're getting somewhere!  Seriously, wtf.  I 100% thought she was going to stay when she had the 2nd meeting with captain.  Oh well.  Good luck chumps.  

With Sunshine, it's so clear that he had ZERO experience.  He was hired by the show to be fired.  

Damn, that was some turn to the cray cray by the chef. Sunshine is such a fucking pussy. So is the second stew. Shut up and work FFS. 

4 hours ago, RPM said:

I think the Head Stew is worthy.

Yeah I would absolutely wreck shop on chief stew 

Yooo this chef is fucking nuts.  Who the fuck would date this chick. She will cut a dick off in the middle of the night and laugh 

On 12/15/2020 at 8:40 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Well NOW we're getting somewhere!  Seriously, wtf.  I 100% thought she was going to stay when she had the 2nd meeting with captain.  Oh well.  Good luck chumps.  

With Sunshine, it's so clear that he had ZERO experience.  He was hired by the show to be fired.  

they've had greenhorn's on in previous seasons.  Basically you can make up for your incompetence by being willing to work your ass off and learn.  That dude was missing both. 

It seemed like the chef might have spent the whole day drinking and that brought out the moodiness. She's definitely got the cray.

My wife was watching Season 4 the other day.  Such a great season: Ben and Kate, Ben and Emily, That rude 3rd stew.  Nico.  Peak below deck.

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Haven't been on Surly for a good while and saw this thread. Didn't know this show was so popular. I actually lived this life for a few years out of Ft. Lauderdale. Embellished for tv but a lot of truth. Always joked with other crew that we should start a show called "As the Prop Turns" 

On 12/15/2020 at 8:17 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Yooo this chef is fucking nuts.  Who the fuck would date this chick. She will cut a dick off in the middle of the night and laugh 

While telling you to eat her cooter.

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

My wife was watching Season 4 the other day.  Such a great season: Ben and Kate, Ben and Emily, That rude 3rd stew.  Nico.  Peak below deck.

My favorite season was #3. Crazy Rocky/Eddie, Leon/ Kate feud, Ben to the rescue, Amy, 

58 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

My favorite season was #3. Crazy Rocky/Eddie, Leon/ Kate feud, Ben to the rescue, Amy, 

My wife and I use this gif constantly for clusterfucks:

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On 12/15/2020 at 2:33 PM, Deej said:

On the after show, Kate said she had worked with Rachel before and she had quit like three times, but always came back the next day. 

Nailed it 

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If the chef wasn't hooked on D, I could see her playing top.

5 minutes ago, RPM said:

If the chef wasn't hooked on D, I could see her playing top.

Maybe her boyfriend is @NowThis?

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Just now, Deej said:

Maybe her boyfriend is @NowThis?

Well, tbh he is a Euro so no telling.

18 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Nailed it 

Suspect somebody paid her $ demand to come back.

Those guests from this week can't be real. All I thought of when that primary rolled up bitching about the hot feet was:

 

 

Another boring episode. This show really misses Kate and her snarky commentary. 

"I'm gonna fuck this 10-course meal in the mouth."

That girl ain't right.

She should also put some of that tip money towards a set of Invisaligns. 

On 12/15/2020 at 4:23 PM, CooterBrown said:

3rd stew is built like she’s ready to pack on an extra fiddy at any moment. No thanks.

Yeah, she's got a beautiful face but she's a little thick below the waist. Elizabeth is hot but she's got WAY too much crazy going on. Franchesca is very good looking. Kind of funny that she's into the new deckhand who is -- or was -- into D&D. The chef is certifiably insane.

How many episodes is this season? They're blown through nine episodes on four charters. I've been a casual viewer of the show over the last couple of years and it seemed like it was one charter/one show for the most part until recently.

The gal who got demoted is annoying. She whines about everything. The cook is nuts, but she sure did well with Big Gay Al and his friends.

The previews for what is to come looked somewhat entertaining. 

On 12/29/2020 at 9:28 AM, Deej said:

"I'm gonna fuck this 10-course meal in the mouth."

That girl ain't right.

Her anger issues with constant references to her genitals makes me suspect she may have been sexual molested as a child.

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Her military background explains a lot, too. You can take the girl out of the barracks...

29 minutes ago, RPM said:

Her military background explains a lot, too. You can take the girl out of the barracks...

Very true.

We’re loving watching the three series on peacock and bravo. I can’t believe we just found this show this year. We’re going through below deck med right now. Any favorites of the three or a particular season?


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59 minutes ago, Dylan383 said:

We’re loving watching the three series on peacock and bravo. I can’t believe we just found this show this year. We’re going through below deck med right now. Any favorites of the three or a particular season?


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I much prefer Lee and Kate over Sandy and Hannah but the Med obviously has better itineraries. BD Sailing is a distant 3rd. 

I much prefer Lee and Kate over Sandy and Hannah but the Med obviously has better itineraries. BD Sailing is a distant 3rd. 
I like Lee and Kate when she gave a fuck. The last season was not so good.

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