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Get your fucking shit and get off my boat!

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Rachel, while crazy as a loon, has mad skills. She is, by far, the best chef that the BD franchise has had. 

Shark wouldn’t have to eat again for a month.

Did no one jump in to pull her out because manatees are a protected species?

11 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Rachel, while crazy as a loon, has mad skills. She is, by far, the best chef that the BD franchise has had. 

Adrian (I think?) from the Tahiti episodes was pretty damned impressive.

They have to, when searching for people to put on as charter guests, ask them if they can be complete assholes at a moment's notice. That fat fuck was so obnoxious. I don't even think sharks would want anything to do with her. 

1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

They have to, when searching for people to put on as charter guests, ask them if they can be complete assholes at a moment's notice. That fat fuck was so obnoxious. I don't even think sharks would want anything to do with her. 

Probably right she’s more like bottom feeders material.

On 1/4/2021 at 9:09 PM, UTPhil2006 said:

The whale was just trying to return to sea. Where is the harm?

She was asking if anybody had any "peas" before jumping in -- I was very confused. I have to say she was an phenomenal swimmer. My wife commented that she was floating around just like a manatee. It looked like she was standing on the ocean floor she was so smooth. Hilarious. I wonder if they're just going to dump her in port -- or if the whole charter is done.

Not sure why the Andy Cohen post-game show wasn't wrapped up with the regular episode this week like it usually is with DirecTV but it got cut off last night. I saw the opening minute and goddamn did the blonde Aussie stew look hot AF. I know she's disproportionately thick from the waist down but damn did she look good last night.

So do we think it’s COVID that starts running through the boat?

Also lol at Dolores jumping off the tinder after getting kicked off 

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6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So do we think it’s COVID that starts running through the boat?

I do. I forget who said there was no reported cases on the islands, but those guests came from Florida and that was a hotspot.

That fat chick will be a superstar at her yacht club. What a piece of shit she was/is. The rest of her group had to be mortified, I hope. Otherwise that was a boring ass episode. 

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Chef is batshit.

Must be a requirement to be a good cook

Eddies a good dude I like his leadership. I’d still allow Francesca to ride my face like she’s auditioning for the Belmont 

On 1/14/2021 at 2:47 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Chef is batshit.

She’s probably just making the most out of her 15 minutes to see if it may lead to other TV show gigs.

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I'm really liking the Galley Talk episodes. With the Corona going on they can recycle past seasons with different crew watching. Something to fill the void until they start filming again.

I’d do awful, wonderful things to Francesca,  but I’m glad I don’t have to work for her.

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23 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I’d do awful, wonderful things to Francesca,  but I’m glad I don’t have to work for her.

She was rocking that bikini.

Same shit different week.. Chef is nuts, Francesca is anal, everyone is sick

Might be the edit but Francesca seems overly hard on Elizabeth. Elizabeth might not be a superstar but she seems to try hard and is respectful. There have certainly been much worse 3rd stews in terms of attitude, work ethic and competency. 

21 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Might be the edit but Francesca seems overly hard on Elizabeth. Elizabeth might not be a superstar but she seems to try hard and is respectful. There have certainly been much worse 3rd stews in terms of attitude, work ethic and competency. 

Pretty much my thoughts.  She goes out of her way to bag on her and nitpick everything

That chef needs to never drink alcohol. What the fuck is wrong with people bringing a little rat dog on vacation? They do seem to be extremely boring guests.

Might be the edit but Francesca seems overly hard on Elizabeth. Elizabeth might not be a superstar but she seems to try hard and is respectful. There have certainly been much worse 3rd stews in terms of attitude, work ethic and competency. 

Definitely much worse on the eyes, too.
On 1/19/2021 at 3:33 PM, TonyTexas said:

Might be the edit but Francesca seems overly hard on Elizabeth. Elizabeth might not be a superstar but she seems to try hard and is respectful. There have certainly been much worse 3rd stews in terms of attitude, work ethic and competency. 

Thought very telling that Francesca threw Elizabeth under the bus telling the Captain she mixed soap with the bleach causing mustard gas but then she later admitted that she didn’t know herself that could happen.

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Francesca is still my girl. But damn Elizabeth body is fucking banging 

I gotta give James props. The restraint to sit there while that dipshit ran her mouth  that’s some epic restraint that I don’t have.  

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BD: Sailing Yacht returns in March with a new crew.

 

23 hours ago, RPM said:

BD: Sailing Yacht returns in March with a new crew.

 

Looks like they see the need to increase the sleaze. 

You can never go wrong with having pussy licking on a tv show

7 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Looks like they see the need to increase the sleaze. 

Yea this will be an unwatchable trainwreck. Looks like they cast purposefully spring breakers - they deserve that crash into the dock. 

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2 tickets from paradise

Pack your bags you leave tonight

Capt Lee done booked your flight

Ya got 2 tickets from paradise

Whole bunch of whiners on this crew.

Also whats up with Ashling having a crush on that kid... seemed like a weirdo frat kid to me

19 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Whole bunch of whiners on this crew.

Also whats up with Ashling having a crush on that kid... seemed like a weirdo frat kid to me

Same thought because that kid was butt ugly and looked more like a country bumpkin than frat kid.

On 1/24/2021 at 10:50 AM, bschoolprof said:

They had all of this shot pre COVID?

No, it's during Covid.  They reference it in several episodes.

I think he was talking about the new Sailing season

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18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No, it's during Covid.  They reference it in several episodes.

They were probably both filmed at the same time.

16 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

I think he was talking about the new Sailing season

Oh.  Well.

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Just watched last week’s episode. It looks like James & Elizabeth are in hot water. They are both incredibly stupid. Plus, the two guys being dicks now to the gal named lead deckhand is pretty crappy.

48 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Just watched last week’s episode. It looks like James & Elizabeth are in hot water. They are both incredibly stupid. Plus, the two guys being dicks now to the gal named lead deckhand is pretty crappy.

Yes it is crappy but from my management experience, I have observed undermining behavior regardless of gender when people don’t get the promotion.  What’s pathetic is people that respond that way don’t realize they are putting a death nail in their chances for future promotions.  

I thought banging in a guest cabin when no guests are aboard is pretty standard. I’ve seen it on multiple seasons.

Is this gonna be more “Maritime law!!!” bullshit?

Guess they were playing checkers while Chess was playing...... chess 

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10 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Guess they were playing checkers while Chess was playing...... chess 

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38 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I thought banging in a guest cabin when no guests are aboard is pretty standard. I’ve seen it on multiple seasons.

Is this gonna be more “Maritime law!!!” bullshit?

If I remember correctly, all the other instances the people using the cabins had permission to do so. 

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I think Ben and Emily slept in the master w/o permission in S4.

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1 minute ago, RPM said:

I think Ben and Emily slept in the master w/o permission in S4.

Wasn’t the charter season already over?

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Just now, Deej said:

Wasn’t the charter season already over?

Don't remember the details.

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