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Did you not read the article? Sandy started this shit. 
They are both huge attention horses. Don't like either one of them.
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I like Hannah, I think Sandy is a bitch and frustrated Hannah didn't suck up to her like Malia. I could live without watching either Sandy or Malia ever again.

Colin seems like a good guy.

He’s my favorite. Seems like a good dude. Gary is a moron. He blew it by fucking Sidney the first night they had off.

Pretty sure it was Sidney who blew it.

I forgot Gary told Ally that he and Sydney only kissed. So that will be a good blow up soon.


Dani telling JL not to break her was good.


Daisy’s voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Can’t even imagine how bad it sounds in the throws of passion.

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32 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Dani telling JL not to break her was good.

I got a decent chuckle out of that.

Sydney's a fucking idiot.  I don't understand how these girls are falling in love with people after like two weeks.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Sydney's a fucking idiot.  I don't understand how these girls are falling in love with Gary after like two weeks.

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I can’t keep the girls names apart except Daisy. That’s all I got. And the chef is nuts. 

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Sydney's a fucking idiot.  I don't understand how these girls are falling in love with people after like two weeks.

“You can’t help who you fall in love with”.

Oh for fuck sakes.
Sydney's a fucking idiot.  I don't understand how these girls are falling in love with people after like two weeks.

“You can’t help who you fall in love with”.

Oh for fuck sakes.
13 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I can’t keep the girls names apart except Daisy. That’s all I got. And the chef is nuts. 

Dani is the hottie little Brazilian.

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Just now watching the WWHL aftershow. Natasha crawfished hard. Said she was wrong about not listening to Daisy and Daisy did a great job. Watching herself on camera was an eyeopener and she's way too defensive.

26 minutes ago, RPM said:

Just now watching the WWHL aftershow. Natasha crawfished hard. Said she was wrong about not listening to Daisy and Daisy did a great job. Watching herself on camera was an eyeopener and she's way too defensive.

Good.  She's a good chef, but my god, she is arrogant.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good.  She's a good chef, but my god, she is arrogant.

A good chef can make eggs properly. 

Over easy? Sunny side up? Poached?

You'll get scrambled eggs and like it. 

38 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

A good chef can make eggs properly. 

 

31 minutes ago, Deej said:

Over easy? Sunny side up? Poached?

You'll get scrambled eggs and like it. 

Ha, I stand corrected. I couldn’t believe when she was complaining about making eggs for breakfast. Wtf?

Colin losing his dog. 

Damn allergies. 

Yeah man the dog story has me in the feels.   That shit hurts real pain 

Colin losing his dog. 
Damn allergies. 

That was rough. Pretty telling that in all the hours of this garbage Andy Cohen TV I’ve watched, that was the most emotional it’s ever gotten for me.

This season has been pretty meh but the preview showing the rest of the season seems like it could get pretty good. Btw, went to lunch with one of my wife’s best friends and her fiancé and apparently Danielle (isn’t that her name? The one banging JL?) is pregnant. LOL’ed when JL said he has the clap again.
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On 3/30/2021 at 11:15 AM, C-Man said:

So this is Bravo/Andy Cohen/Below Deck going out and finding a wild ass "family" to go on this show, right?

Just want to point out this isn't one of AC's productions like Real Housewives of___________ . It's an independent production. He's said that more than once on his show. I'm sure he has quite a bit of influence, though.

On 4/26/2021 at 9:39 PM, Deej said:

Colin losing his dog. 

Damn allergies. 

A lot of relatives and loved ones have passed over many seasons and i’ve never even blinked.  usually grab a fresh beer while they are talking about their gramps or whatever.

I cried for Colin’s dog.  that shit is tough. 

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49 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

A lot of relatives and loved ones have passed over many seasons and i’ve never even blinked.  usually grab a fresh beer while they are talking about their gramps or whatever.

I cried for Colin’s dog.  that shit is tough. 

And Colin is by far the most well-adjusted person on the boat. I really felt badly for him. 

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

A lot of relatives and loved ones have passed over many seasons and i’ve never even blinked.  usually grab a fresh beer while they are talking about their gramps or whatever.

I cried for Colin’s dog.  that shit is tough. 

 

30 minutes ago, Deej said:

And Colin is by far the most well-adjusted person on the boat. I really felt badly for him. 

Colin is by far my favorite cast member on any Below Deck I've ever watched. Just seems like a laid-back, good dude.

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Colin is by far my favorite cast member on any Below Deck I've ever watched. Just seems like a laid-back, good dude.

Colin Macy-O'Toole is pretty cool, too.

I’ve had a hard time getting into this season. The boat is badass and it’s a better crew than last season

I am looking forward to glen reversing it into the dock. That looked bad and expensive

4 hours ago, Updawg said:

I’ve had a hard time getting into this season. 

Did you miss the girl on girl last night?

Am I the only one who thinks Gary's hair comes off with his hat?

Wow, that was fucking hot.

Apparently I am a big fan of chick on chick action
9 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:


Apparently I am a big fan of chick on chick action

Lana Del Rey Yes GIF

Wow, that was fucking hot.

Danielle: “Get in here and lick my vagina!”

Hmm, Sounds like I need to start watching again

14 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Hmm, Sounds like I need to start watching again

It will be ruined when Daisy and the chef get it on. 

Colin leaves the boat and all hell breaks loose. Shocking. 

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There is some Grade A Prime ass on this crew. Loved the bikini day.

13 hours ago, Deej said:

Colin leaves the boat and all hell breaks loose. Shocking. 

Gary did a good job during that chaos  

Next week’s primary is a Houston socialite who was on the Bachelor and on Bachelor Paf two times. She will bring the drama  

I think this has been a very good season. I didn’t like season one but this one ranks in the top 5 of the entire franchise. 

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11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Gary did a good job during that chaos

Agree. He might be a dick, but he's a good bosun. The thing that jumped out to me was why weren't the crew cross-trained? With a small crew you really want to have multiple people able to do multiple basic maritime functions in an emergency. Gary was pushing buttons hoping something worked a la Homer Simpson. The stews were right to stfo of the way. The last thing they needed was someone slowing/confusing things. And finally tip of the hat to the deck hands. That was an extremely stressed line a/k/a Widowmaker they were dealing with. You have no idea how much stress was on that halyard to meld it to the wench. That's f'n spooky.

Not one, but two dock boops in the same episode? Niiiccceee.

There is some Grade A Prime ass on this crew. Loved the bikini day.

Too many tattoos and nose rings

This season just slams and goes so hard.  Daisy has a nice set.

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