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10 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Daisy has a nice set.

Money well spent.

 

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Colin got a new pup.
 
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He has a YouTube channel where he fixes up hurricane damaged catamarans...Sailing Parlay Revival. It’s good stuff if you’re into fixing what appears to be unfixable.
2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Colin is a top 3 BD cast member. Just seemingly a great guy, hard worker, not an asshole or douchebag. 

He is number one. Drama going on all around him and he doesn't get involved in it. 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

He is number one. Drama going on all around him and he doesn't get involved in it. 

he’s not above rolling an occasional grenade.  And I am here for it.

My god.  We are halfway through this episode and I am dying.  I want this boat to sink to rid the world of these women.

But what if any of then were attractive?

39 minutes ago, Deej said:

But what if any of then were attractive?

They weren’t. And one was wearing a longhorn hat. Rage. 

41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My god.  We are halfway through this episode and I am dying.  I want this boat to sink to rid the world of these women.

They are awful, awful human beings.

41 minutes ago, Deej said:

But what if any of then were attractive?

The fat blond was rubbing up her fat rats.  I was ok with that.

It took how many seasons before they acknowledged STDs being spread between crew members?

“It could be cavitation. It could be throttle malfunction or my engine had a problem”. Or it could be that I was coming in way too hot and I totally fucked up. 

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Big lulz for them trying to troubleshoot afterwards and everything working fine.

On 5/14/2021 at 10:18 PM, Bateshorn said:

he’s not above rolling an occasional grenade.  And I am here for it.

Those are great. He picks his spots and they're just about perfect.

Last night's episode was the best one yet with Capt Glenn tagging the dock with the transom, JL's STD experience, the Trump bikini wearing mean girls from Houston, pink Longhorn hat on grandma (who it took Alli 90 mins to unpack her shit), Gary/Colin getting overheard ripping on the charter guests to Dani wanting to quit after JL's telling her about his burning peepee. BTW, I honestly expected worse from these women -- maybe that's coming next week.

9 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

“It could be cavitation. It could be throttle malfunction or my engine had a problem”. Or it could be that I was coming in way too hot and I totally fucked up. 

To be fair, you can see he floored it on the throttle and nothing happened.

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12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

To be fair, you can see he floored it on the throttle and nothing happened.

Glenn said it basically a fly by wire setup. Control inputs go to a computer that sends input to the engine. He probably tried to go forward while the prop was still spinning in reverse and the computer said nope.

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Glenn said it basically a fly by wire setup. Control inputs go to a computer that sends input to the engine. He probably tried to go forward while the prop was still spinning in reverse and the computer said nope.

This is what I thought may have happened, moving through neutral too fast and the computer didn't react

Colin: "if everyone left the boat over STD's, there'd be no yachties left in the world."

Fucking hilarious. 

I wished they'd tie a big anchor around all of those women guests and throw it overboard.

Fucking Gary.  "I can't keep my dick in my pants for 5 days".  Dude, just hang out and then go wild after you leave the boat for the season.  Also, fucking JL.  "My dick is red and I'm afraid it's an STD!"  Dani was right.  What are you?  12?

Just saw a preview of BD Med season 6. Premiers June 28. The cast includes Sandy and Malia. Ugh

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Just saw a preview of BD Med season 6. Premiers June 28. The cast includes Sandy and Malia. Ugh

Fuck that
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9 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just saw a preview of BD Med season 6. Premiers June 28. The cast includes Sandy and Malia. Ugh

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13 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just saw a preview of BD Med season 6. Premiers June 28. The cast includes Sandy and Malia. Ugh

Will not watch

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

Will not watch

Ditto

Watched the first episode of this sailing season. I swear, it must be mandatory on the sign up sheet for charter guests that most must act like flaming assholes while on the boat.

These people are loathsome.

Watched the first episode of this sailing season. I swear, it must be mandatory on the sign up sheet for charter guests that most must act like flaming assholes while on the boat.
These people are loathsome.

They are 100% coached to be like that.
1 hour ago, Mac8111 said:


They are 100% coached to be like that.

They have to be.  Otherwise they are just awfully awful humans who need drop kicked off the boat

33 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

They have to be.  Otherwise they are just awfully awful humans who need drop kicked off the boat

Wait until you get to the current Texas fans. You’ll wish for another freeze apocalypse. 

7 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Wait until you get to the current Texas fans. You’ll wish for another freeze apocalypse. 

The DVR has them all.  I’m sure the charter guests will not disappoint 

Colin just solidifying his spot as best crew member ever, week after week. 

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She's about to pop out JL's kid. She won't say whose it is, but the timing is suspicious, according to those doing the math. 

Already did. It’s got to be his. 

Says she will be raising the child without the father's input. 

Good job, JL. 

14 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Just watched the second episode. The Jean-Luc kid seems like he's not especially perceptive, or good at his job.

Captain Lee would've thrown everybody but Colin overboard by this point.

18 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Captain Lee would've thrown everybody but Colin overboard by this point.

Captain Lee has had far worse crews. Actually, this one is pretty capable. The chef is a bit of a weak link. 

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Captain Lee has had far worse crews. Actually, this one is pretty capable. The chef is a bit of a weak link. 

He wouldn't put up with any of this shit, though.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

He wouldn't put up with any of this shit, though.

I like him but he’s mostly all bark and no bite. 

Dani is my new favorite female cast member.  Hot and funny and cool.

Funny how at first I thought she was pretty average ( cute but nothing special) and then the minute she tells Allie to come lick her vagina my perception of her has changed.
13 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:


Funny how at first I thought she was pretty average ( cute but nothing special) and then the minute she tells Allie to come lick her vagina my perception of her has changed.

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Just saw a preview of BD Med season 6. Premiers June 28. The cast includes Sandy and Malia. Ugh
I think I'm out on that one. Can't stand either one of them.
10 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
On 5/27/2021 at 8:40 PM, TonyTexas said:
Just saw a preview of BD Med season 6. Premiers June 28. The cast includes Sandy and Malia. Ugh

I think I'm out on that one. Can't stand either one of them.

Same. Not watching those idiots. 

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