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On 7/6/2021 at 9:59 PM, Lhorn said:

I think several of us are waiting for someone else to throw down the gauntlet and their man card by starting a Real Housewives thread. 

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Sandy and Malia, so far, haven’t been nearly as insufferable as in the past. But the rest of the crew is really dull. 

Well, Monday’s episode went off for sure.  And oddly enough, it’s all workplace shit that was probably par for the course in the service industry a decade ago that is now very fireable.

1. The chef having an extended dialogue about his jerking habits. 
 

2. Second stew commiting some light homophobia, sexually assaulting another crew member, and then looked like physically assaulting another crew member. 
 

Sandy sleeping through it all was not a good look.  Captain Lee would have sorted that shit properly. 

Sandy was probably taking some prescription meds she shouldn't have had on board. 

All in all, that sounds like just another day on Surly. 

Well, Monday’s episode went off for sure.  And oddly enough, it’s all workplace shit that was probably par for the course in the service industry a decade ago that is now very fireable.
1. The chef having an extended dialogue about his jerking habits. 
 
2. Second stew commiting some light homophobia, sexually assaulting another crew member, and then looked like physically assaulting another crew member. 
 
Sandy sleeping through it all was not a good look.  Captain Lee would have sorted that shit properly. 

So I am apparently a week behind on this. A friend of ours has YouTube TV and is getting episodes a week ahead. I just saw on DirecTV the episode where the chef leaves the boat and Lexi goes ballistic in the hot tub. This season is wheels off AF! Have to say all the girls are pretty hot, even Lexi (bitch as she is).

Good think Mat grabbed his knives and got off the boat.  Lexi might have stabbed somebody as psycho as she is.  (Of course he will be back, beg for forgiveness, and Cap Sandy will of course take him back rather than be turbo-f'ed without a chef).

That chick is legit nuts. Like, we are going to find out in a couple of years that she stabbed someone nuts. 
 

Chef is on the high end of chef nuttery, but seems like that comes with the territory. Maybe we’ll get Ben back for the 9th time?

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

That chick is legit nuts. Like, we are going to find out in a couple of years that she stabbed someone nuts. 
 

Chef is on the high end of chef nuttery, but seems like that comes with the territory. Maybe we’ll get Ben back for the 9th time?

Chef is a nutcase but he handled everything after he came back with a ton of class - apologized, said he screwed up, busted his ass.

the other chick is absolutely totally and completely off her rocker. after the first one came out (with the actual pool and stuff) she said that it was a bad edit. then she acted like a horses ass the next day? what a loon.

4 hours ago, NoName said:

Chef is a nutcase but he handled everything after he came back with a ton of class - apologized, said he screwed up, busted his ass.

Spoiler

But did you notice that he packed his shit and left again at the end of the last episode?  

 

5 hours ago, NoName said:

Chef is a nutcase but he handled everything after he came back with a ton of class - apologized, said he screwed up, busted his ass.

the other chick is absolutely totally and completely off her rocker. after the first one came out (with the actual pool and stuff) she said that it was a bad edit. then she acted like a horses ass the next day? what a loon.

The chef used to work for James Dolan

Has there been a bigger piece of shit cast mate than Lexi? How they let her stay on after that shit is incredible.

Sandy is hot garbage too.

Has there been a bigger piece of shit cast mate than Lexi? How they let her stay on after that shit is incredible.

Sandy is hot garbage too.

Because of sandy. Lexi should be gone , hell she pretty much quit. When she stabs someone sandy will just say she didn’t know it was that bad even though she forced the stew to keep her on
20 hours ago, C-Man said:

Has there been a bigger piece of shit cast mate than Lexi? How they let her stay on after that shit is incredible.

Sandy is hot garbage too.

Lexi is certifiable. 

Sandy is an absolute failure as a leader.  Just atrocious.  

Sandy is still terrible but Malia is back to being pretty cool. 

We have been watching the advance episode each week on Peacock. I will not spoil anything but I will say Melia admitted to enjoying the pleasure of women “during college”.

On 8/4/2021 at 8:47 PM, Mac8111 said:

We have been watching the advance episode each week on Peacock. I will not spoil anything but I will say Melia admitted to enjoying the pleasure of women “during college”.

Photos?  Videos??  

On 8/4/2021 at 8:47 PM, Mac8111 said:

We have been watching the advance episode each week on Peacock. I will not spoil anything but I will say Melia admitted to enjoying the pleasure of women “during college”.

So Capt. Sandy was right? Hmm.

I would do unholy things to Malia -- and pretty much the rest of this season's female cast.

Sandy should've fired Lexi on the spot. You struggle through a charter down a stew if you must but letting her stay was ridiculous. This on top of the dreck that was served for dinner when Matthew went AWOL the first night.

On 8/7/2021 at 3:47 PM, C-Man said:

Sandy should've fired Lexi on the spot. You struggle through a charter down a stew if you must but letting her stay was ridiculous. This on top of the dreck that was served for dinner when Matthew went AWOL the first night.

Wife said the same thing and said, and i quote "Captain Lee never would have put up with this shit"

 

 

On 8/7/2021 at 3:47 PM, C-Man said:

So Capt. Sandy was right? Hmm.

I would do unholy things to Malia -- and pretty much the rest of this season's female cast.

Sandy should've fired Lexi on the spot. You struggle through a charter down a stew if you must but letting her stay was ridiculous. This on top of the dreck that was served for dinner when Matthew went AWOL the first night.

She should have had Malia look through Lexi's stuff and find cause. It worked last season. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

She should have had Malia look through Lexi's stuff and find cause. It worked last season. 

Maritime Law!!!!

On 8/7/2021 at 3:47 PM, C-Man said:

So Capt. Sandy was right? Hmm.

I would do unholy things to Malia -- and pretty much the rest of this season's female cast.

Sandy should've fired Lexi on the spot. You struggle through a charter down a stew if you must but letting her stay was ridiculous. This on top of the dreck that was served for dinner when Matthew went AWOL the first night.

COVID seems to be impacting a lot of decisions/judgement on the boat from a personnel perspective. 

I would absolutely wreck the hell out of Malia and all her holes,

I love some bat shit crazy  I would destroy lexi too, but she is a certified CU next tuesday and needs to be punched square int he jaw,  after i plow her 

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I would absolutely wreck the hell out of Malia and all her holes

Captain Sandy has entered the chat.

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Let me know when Captain Sandy Vag falls off the boat and drowns. 

Let me know when Captain Sandy Vag falls off the boat and drowns. 
Yep. Haven't watched a minute of this season because i can't stand her or Malia.
1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:
28 minutes ago, Deej said:
Let me know when Captain Sandy Vag falls off the boat and drowns. 

Yep. Haven't watched a minute of this season because i can't stand her or Malia.

Malia had been very chill this season. Sandy is the same as she ever was. 

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On 8/18/2021 at 7:39 PM, Chewbacca said:
On 8/18/2021 at 7:13 PM, Deej said:
Let me know when Captain Sandy Vag falls off the boat and drowns. 

Yep. Haven't watched a minute of this season because i can't stand her or Malia.

Same here. I did see a promo for the new season of BD. One shocker...

 

Checking in ... has Sandy falling off the boat and drown yet? Any word on when this season ends so I can stop deleting anything with Below Deck in the title on my DVR?

Does Sandy still have only the one outfit? Way too tight clam diggers, red polo, and stupid sparkly tennis shoes?

Does Sandy do anything or just make her Chief Stew suffer all of it?

"I had nothing to do with all the fuckery this season. Did you not see I delegated to my chief stew?"

8 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Does Sandy do anything or just make her Chief Stew suffer all of it?

 

6 hours ago, Deej said:

"I had nothing to do with all the fuckery this season. Did you not see I delegated to my chief stew?"

I've never really watched BD Med before this season. She's just laughably awful at her job.

Caved and caught up on this season. Just watched next week's episode on The Cock. 

Sandy is so fucking horrible. Why any boat owner would put her in charge of their boat is beyond me.

Haha...just Googled Captain Sandy. Her heart attack occurred after she took a bunch of Adderall and did a Soul Cycle class. 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Caved and caught up on this season. Just watched next week's episode on The Cock. 

Sandy is so fucking horrible. Why any boat owner would put her in charge of their boat is beyond me.

yep. She handles every situation in the worse way possible.

On the other hand, Malia has totally redeemed herself this season. 

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6 hours ago, Deej said:

Her heart attack occurred after she took a bunch of Adderall

Did she have a prescription?

3 hours ago, bschoolprof said:


Depends on Maritime law.

Only the most pathetic Below Deckies will get this.  

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Only the most pathetic Below Deckies will get this.  

Hannah even after being fired still won that war. 

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12 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

On the other hand, Malia has totally redeemed herself this season.

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On 9/13/2021 at 10:20 PM, UTPhil2006 said:

Just fire Lexi and keep Delaney. No brainer 

One out of two ain’t bad. 

On 9/13/2021 at 6:12 PM, Deej said:

Haha...just Googled Captain Sandy. Her heart attack occurred after she took a bunch of Adderall and did a Soul Cycle class. 

That’s why I don’t do cycling classes 

11 hours ago, Lhorn said:

That’s why I don’t do cycling classes 

Because you might run into Sandy? Good call.

On 8/4/2021 at 7:12 PM, Updawg said:


Because of sandy. Lexi should be gone , hell she pretty much quit. When she stabs someone sandy will just say she didn’t know it was that bad even though she forced the stew to keep her on

Yep, Sandy is such a stupid fucking bitch. JFC. And you could see that shit coming a mile away. Completely true to her form.

10 hours ago, wood said:

Yep, Sandy is such a stupid fucking bitch. JFC. And you could see that shit coming a mile away. Completely true to her form.

We fell behind but have caught up. Don't even know what to say about Sandy. To go from the Lexi-vs-the Boat situation to blowing up at Malia over David's hurt leg -- wow, just wow! And Lexi might be the worst Bravo "personality" of all time. Amazing.

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