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I would do horrible things to Courtney.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

I would do horrible things to Courtney.

I would do horrible things to all of the female cast members this year ... save Sandy, of course. Lexi is a horrible human begin but she's got incredible tits.

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Lexi is a horrible human begin but she's got incredible tits.

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Binging with wife as well.

The producers are pure evil for what they clearly put these crews through.

2 hours ago, NoRagrets said:

Binging with wife as well.

The producers are pure evil for what they clearly put these crews through.

Making them work for Sandy?

Jemele Hill of ESPN is one of the guests next week

On 10/4/2021 at 9:49 PM, C-Man said:

Jemele Hill of ESPN is one of the guests next week

Welp guess we can write off watching the rest of this season then.

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Welp guess we can write off watching the rest of this season then.

maybe it sinks

 

You can watch them a week early on peacock, for some reason. I’m waiting to talk until y’all catch up 

24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

You can watch them a week early on peacock, for some reason. I’m waiting to talk until y’all catch up 

Same reason they put EPL games on there -- trying to get people to pay for it.

(Or is there a free version?)

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I'm pretty sure Sandy recruited the biggest doofus male deck crew in hopes she would be scissoring with Malia by the 3rd charter. 

I support your beliefs.    In my mind though,  A night with  Courtney > Melia + Katie 

1 hour ago, Mac8111 said:

I support your beliefs.    In my mind though,  A night with  Courtney > Melia + Katie 

Courtney is a tease. 

It amuses me that every time the crew is partying on the boat and doing crazy shit, they cut to a camera outside Sandy Vag's cabin with her snoring and completely oblivious. Malia should dig through her stuff and find out what she's taking.

Courtney boned Matthew.

And by that I mean she probably went NowThis on that idiot.

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Watched the reunion for this season. Matthew calling out Sandy for being the worst captain he's ever worked with was welcome. Sounds like they just had one big orgy in Split. 

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I'm just glad the season is over and I can start watching again. 

Courtney boned Matthew.
And by that I mean she probably went NowThis on that idiot.

Poor Z — unless he partook too

Sat through the mostly unwatchable reunion because my wife was waiting for them to talk about something.  Holy shit, Courtney was completely wasted by the end.  That girl is a fun time.

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I haven't watched any of this season of BDM or Andy. Gotta say the break from the Bravoverse was refreshing.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I haven't watched any of this season of BDM or Andy. Gotta say the break from the Bravoverse was refreshing.

Andy is one of the worst TV personalities of this generation. He's a trash human. 

And yup excited to tune back in since next week the actual show starts up. Didn't watch a second of the Sandy Show and life is better for it. 

I found it a bit telling that when they asked Malia about not reporting David's hot tub injury to Sandy, Malia said something along the lines of "To be fair, we hadn't seen Sandy for the two days since the injury."

What the fuck was Sandy doing for two days?

New season of Below Deck Med starts tonight.  Looks like Eddie and Chef Rachel are the returnees.

5 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

New season of Below Deck Med starts tonight.  Looks like Eddie and Chef Rachel are the returnees.

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1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

New season of Below Deck Med starts tonight.  Looks like Eddie and Chef Rachel are the returnees.

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1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Looks like Eddie and Chef Rachel are the returnees.

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Pretty meh 1st episode. New Chief Stew seems like she's not very good at managing staff. Temp Captain is a micromanaging Sandy wannabe.

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Pretty meh 1st episode. New Chief Stew seems like she's not very good at managing staff. Temp Captain is a micromanaging Sandy wannabe.

Third Stew is hot though.

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Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Third Stew is hot though.

Deck chick ain't bad either.

Captain Sean making the most of his 15 mins of fame and acting like he's insane.

Fraser has some good timely snapbacks.

The Eddie and Rachel shit is tiring. Stop it, producers. 

Delivery captain eating a banana on the bridge? The horror!

Captain Sean answers the question "Whatever happened to Lil' Bitch from Baseketball?"

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Pretty meh 1st episode. New Chief Stew seems like she's not very good at managing staff. Temp Captain is a micromanaging Sandy wannabe.

He's already been more involved in one episode than Sandy was the entirety of last season.

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

He's already been more involved in one episode than Sandy was the entirety of last season.

I didn't watch last season. Won't watch Sandy or Malia again.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I didn't watch last season. Won't watch Sandy or Malia again.

Didn't watch their porn video "Be No Dick"?

2 hours ago, RPM said:

I didn't watch last season. Won't watch Sandy or Malia again.

Malia wasn't bad last season. Sandy is an atrocious captain but Med was worth the watch IMO. The stews were hot as shit.

Rachel is insane. I'd be OK with that if she was attractive. 

On 10/20/2021 at 8:27 AM, Deej said:

Watched the reunion for this season. Matthew calling out Sandy for being the worst captain he's ever worked with was welcome. Sounds like they just had one big orgy in Split. 

When did this air? I checked my DVR feed and it didn't record for some reason.

Jesus what a visual change beteeen med and these rejects 

15 hours ago, Landomatic said:

When did this air? I checked my DVR feed and it didn't record for some reason.

Literally right after the last one ended.  So it was season finale 8-9pm, reunion 9-10pm

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Literally right after the last one ended.  So it was season finale 8-9pm, reunion 9-10pm

Found it and watched. It was buried in the “extras” section of the DVR list that’s usually filled with a bunch of trailers and previews and outtakes crap. Thanks

21 hours ago, RPM said:

I didn't watch last season. Won't watch Sandy or Malia again.

Show me on the doll where sandy and malia touched you. Or didn’t touch you? Lol

I’m not a huge Sandy fan, but I don’t find her intolerable to the point of the whole show being unwatchable.

And I got no probs with Malia at all. In fact, she’d get it if I ever saw her IRL. You know what I’m sayin? Well, maybe not from me…but a friend of mine. Him and her would definitely get…it…on.

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Just now, Landomatic said:

Show me on the doll where sandy and malia touched you. Or didn’t touch you? Lol

Season 5, Episode 5. Fuck 'em both with a baton.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Season 5, Episode 5. Fuck 'em both with a baton.

Can I get a recap? Pretty sure I've seen them all, but I don't have them all memorized by season and episode number.

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