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Gabby was kind of doing it for me in that little burnt orange outfit tonight.

I was thinking the same thing.
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    We don’t watch much reality TV, but I always thought Below Deck would be up our alley if we did watch reality TV. We like boats, beaches, the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. Last year we went to Co

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Ashley was doing it for me when she fell out of bed face first and I hit pause on the tv to do full examination of her under carriage.


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Ashley was doing it for me when she fell out of bed face first and I hit pause on the tv to do full examination of her under carriage.


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You should do the same on Gabby as she slithers out of the hot tub and then slithers into Gary’s bed. She’s got a rockin ass and legs


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Peacock REALLY wants me to watch this.  Not happening.

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On 4/12/2022 at 10:24 AM, jeevsie said:

Peacock REALLY wants me to watch this.  Not happening.

Why not? While not as good as Sailing, it’s equivalent to the latest Med and Original seasons. 

This cast of sailing yacht sucks. I'm over Daisy and Gary. Colin and Glenn are the only two worth a shit. 

We need Below Deck: All Stars.

This cast of sailing yacht sucks. I'm over Daisy and Gary. Colin and Glenn are the only two worth a shit. 
We need Below Deck: All Stars.

Sailing Yacht S1 was far better. That hot redhead!

I’d like to see a show where the guests get to comment on their horrible behavior and crew comments about them.
16 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Sailing Yacht S1 was far better. That hot redhead!

I’d like to see a show where the guests get to comment on their horrible behavior and crew comments about them.

S1 was horrible.  You actually enjoyed the horse face and Adam show?

On 4/21/2022 at 1:07 PM, UTPhil2006 said:

Guessing next week is Gabriela’s last 

Well bye dot gif

I don't think it's possible to rape Gary. He apparently will gladly have sex with anyone. 

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

I don't think it's possible to rape Gary. He apparently will gladly have sex with anyone. 

Including the new stew to go 4/4

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Including the new stew to go 4/4

Pretty amazing considering he looks like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, but a less well-spoken version. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Pretty amazing considering he looks like Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, but a less well-spoken version. 

Colin's amazement/commentary on it cracks me up

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

I don't think it's possible to rape Gary. He apparently will gladly have sex with anyone. 

He clearly was passed out and keeps saying he didn’t remember. If the role was reversed and Gary was bragging about eating Ashley out while she was passed out he’d be in jail. 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Colin's amazement/commentary on it cracks me up

“Terrible advice but I agree with this just for the entertainment value” is gold. 

24 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He clearly was passed out and keeps saying he didn’t remember. If the role was reversed and Gary was bragging about eating Ashley out while she was passed out he’d be in jail. 

Funny, since they have him on microphone, obviously not passed out while they are fucking in the cabin. 

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

Funny, since they have him on microphone, obviously not passed out while they are fucking in the cabin. 

Last night? He was making sleepy/wtf noises and clearly was out of it, and then said repeatedly he couldn't remember while she was bragging about her putting his dick inside her. 

Well bye dot gif

She did look hot in that white swim suit. They should have given her a Xanax and put her to bed. She needs a shrink.

Gary must ooze pheromones to get all this poon. Besides the unfrozen caveman lawyer look, he looks like he smells like he spent the winter inside a dead moose with an ashtray. He must have a cock like the beast in Alien.

Have to say Daisy usually doesn’t look good but she rocked that bikini.
3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Colin's amazement/commentary on it cracks me up

Hilarious. What was the line, "Gary is going to wind up having sex with every girl on this boat without even trying!"

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Hilarious. What was the line, "Gary is going to wind up having sex with every girl on this boat without even trying!"

Quote

“It’s seriously like he has this magic wand and he can cast a spell on these girls. He might actually, accidentally, sleep with every girl on this boat without really trying,” 

 

45 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

That was it. Love that dude.

6 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Gary must ooze pheromones to get all this poon. Besides the unfrozen caveman lawyer look, he looks like he smells like he spent the winter inside a dead moose with an ashtray.

Well, those pheromones don't work if you cover them up with soap and deodorant. 

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

That was it. Love that dude.

He's the best cast member across all the shows.

Well, those pheromones don't work if you cover them up with soap and deodorant. 

He doesn’t look like the soap type; more like Eurotrash hippie that doesn’t bathe. I don’t know what he’s got but he ‘s banging all these women and they’re not that jealous.
2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


He doesn’t look like the soap type; more like Eurotrash hippie that doesn’t bathe. I don’t know what he’s got but he ‘s banging all these women and they’re not that jealous.

Gary is South African

Gary is South African

Duh I know that. That’s why I said like. A good portion of Europe has an aversion to soap. Half the French don’t own a toothbrush.
21 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Last night? He was making sleepy/wtf noises and clearly was out of it, and then said repeatedly he couldn't remember while she was bragging about her putting his dick inside her. 

He was lying to try and make himself look better because he knows he looks like a manwhore banging every chick on the boat.  

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Boobs have been spectacular this season.

Ashely's rack is absolutely phenomenal.  Best tits of the entire franchise?

8 minutes ago, Mittens said:

He was lying to try and make himself look better because he knows he looks like a manwhore banging every chick on the boat. 

Exactly. 

1) I love Colin.  He definitely fills the role of the audience surrogate.  He's just there giving voice to what we're all thinking.

2) Ashley totally raped Gary.  He was waaaay too drunk to give consent.  @The Ace of Aces is exactly right--if Gary had done to Ashley what she did to him, he'd be off the show and probably sitting in a Spanish prison.

I don't think Gary is a non-bathing hippie.  They show him just after he's showered all the time.  He has whatever the mythical "it" is in spades.  Glenn is my favorite of the Captains, but it was pretty funny that he fired someone for not noticing a dragging anchor when he backed in to the dock on like every season of the show.

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I don't think Gary is a non-bathing hippie.  They show him just after he's showered all the time.  He has whatever the mythical "it" is in spades.  Glenn is my favorite of the Captains, but it was pretty funny that he fired someone for not noticing a dragging anchor when he backed in to the dock on like every season of the show.

No doubt he’s got that “it”. These women are on him like a Hai Karate commercial.

Glenn is really chill about any shenanigans until you’re sleeping on watch. I also like his don’t give one fuck about your issues when he’s sailing that boat and leaning it almost sideways.
8 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I also like his don’t give one fuck about your issues when he’s sailing that boat and leaning it almost sideways.

Right?  How is this a continual issue?  They know they are on a sailboat right?

11 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Lots of tits talk with no pics

He's absolutely right.

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10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Right?  How is this a continual issue?  They know they are on a sailboat right?

Here's the wild thing--how does a sailboat not have latches on every drawer/cabinet?  On every motor boat I've been on, every drawer or cabinet has some sort of latching mechanism that prevents it from opening in swell.  I've seen some that have rails along all the countertops in the galley.  But this is a sailboat, and it has none of that.  It's just really weird.

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There's also non-skid mats. We used to use a lot of those.

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

Here's the wild thing--how does a sailboat not have latches on every drawer/cabinet?  On every motor boat I've been on, every drawer or cabinet has some sort of latching mechanism that prevents it from opening in swell.  I've seen some that have rails along all the countertops in the galley.  But this is a sailboat, and it has none of that.  It's just really weird.

The production team unlatches them and removes any skid materials. This has been confirmed on some random podcast by S2 cast. Production creates nearly every scenario. 

44 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

The production team unlatches them and removes any skid materials. This has been confirmed on some random podcast by S2 cast. Production creates nearly every scenario. 

That makes sense.  I mean, it doesn't.  It's stupid and absurd.  But it at least explains it.

That makes sense.  I mean, it doesn't.  It's stupid and absurd.  But it at least explains it.

Producers never get enough of scrambled eggs flying and folks falling off the shitter.

For those who thought Gary was raped...

Ashley: "I want you to fuck me."

Gary: "Oh, yeah? Go on then. Go on then."

I honestly assumed he was saying he didn’t remember just as a way of being a dick to Ashley.


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10 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

I honestly assumed he was saying he didn’t remember just as a way of being a dick to Ashley.


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Everyone on the boat has convenient memory loss.

Except for Colin and Glenn.

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They are hungover bigger than shit before every charter. The production company has to be funding the amount of alcohol these folks hammer down on the breaks. They chug down a couple grand of booze between every charter

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