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    We don’t watch much reality TV, but I always thought Below Deck would be up our alley if we did watch reality TV. We like boats, beaches, the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. Last year we went to Co

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  • I'm glad I found this thread. I thought I should be ashamed for watching it....good to know there is a support group.

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Bless you. At first I was assuming it would just be bikini pics and then Ashley popped up shoving a plug in her ass. #winning


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Bless you. At first I was assuming it would just be bikini pics and then Ashley popped up shoving a plug in her ass. #winning


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She seems to be more comfortable showing her cooter and plugging her ass than showing her tits.
2 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


She seems to be more comfortable showing her cooter and plugging her ass than showing her tits.

 

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I stated it as something good not bad. I bet her next career move is getting an anal creampie from Lexington Steele.

Good episode. Those guests were a lot fun.  The crew handled the anchor situation well. Marcos killed it as usual. 

Marcos should be able to parlay this season into a bigger job whatever that is. Would love to see him on Top Chef. He deals with pressure, time, lack of resource, and finicky guests with finesse and grace. I think he’s the best chef they’ve had on any of the seasons.

6 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Marcos should be able to parlay this season into a bigger job whatever that is. Would love to see him on Top Chef. He deals with pressure, time, lack of resource, and finicky guests with finesse and grace. I think he’s the best chef they’ve had on any of the seasons.

He owns a restaurant in LA and isn’t returning to BD because it’s taken off. 

Gary is a bit of a dirt bag, but him and Colin keeping level heads and handling the anchor situation quickly was fun to watch. 

Gary is a bit of a dirt bag, but him and Colin keeping level heads and handling the anchor situation quickly was fun to watch. 

I told my wife they did a great job taking the situation in hand during the night and then with the anchor chain. I said that stupid Eddie would have taken out four or five boats and probably sunk the P3 during that.

To get a huge tip on a charter that didn’t go anywhere says a lot for the guests, but much for this crew.
He owns a restaurant in LA and isn’t returning to BD because it’s taken off. 

I would eat there if I ever get back to LA. Sumbitch can cook.

I’m ordering for the table

Start with the smoked carpaccio, tiradito, gnocchi bone marrow, and the lamb chops.

Mains: a couple ribeyes, the paella, porcini e truffle

Sweet: bread pudding and the tarte Tatum

I believe Ashley might murder the new stew and Gary on the finale next week


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1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

I believe Ashley might murder the new stew and Gary on the finale next week


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It's gonna be great.  I also think it could be Daisy he hooks up with.

Speaking of finale, usually theres a new season right on the tail, but I haven't seen anything for the other 2 series as far as a new season.

32 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I haven't seen anything for the other 2 series as far as a new season.

Captain Lee probably had another health scare, and Sandy was involved in a serious scissoring accident with Malia. 

It's gonna be great.  I also think it could be Daisy he hooks up with.
Speaking of finale, usually theres a new season right on the tail, but I haven't seen anything for the other 2 series as far as a new season.

Maybe it’s a manage, since Daisy is buds with new stew. Maybe Ashley shows off her buttplug skills to the charter in the crew talent show…
1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:


Maybe it’s a manage, since Daisy is buds with new stew. Maybe Ashley shows off her buttplug skills to the charter in the crew talent show…

Daisy is going to peg Gary. 

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2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Speaking of finale, usually theres a new season right on the tail, but I haven't seen anything for the other 2 series as far as a new season.

It will probably be Down Under. It should have wrapped up on whatever stream it was on.

Next week's EP title is

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All Roads Lead To Gaisy

And IIRC Lee isn't doing the next OG BD season and Sandy is doing it and Med. So add that to the unwatchable series. 

On WWHL last night, Daisy refused to answer when asked if she had slept with Gary.

Gary also flatly denied that he had been sexually assaulted by Ashley.

54 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Next week's EP title is

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All Roads Lead To Gaisy

And IIRC Lee isn't doing the next OG BD season and Sandy is doing it and Med.

Think I heard Lee had to go to the hospital and they brought Sandy in to finish it.

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1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

And IIRC Lee isn't doing the next OG BD season and Sandy is doing it and Med. So add that to the unwatchable series. 

Well that sucks. I won't watch Sandy.

31 minutes ago, McFly said:

Think I heard Lee had to go to the hospital and they brought Sandy in to finish it.

Either way, it probably help explains why Eddie is no longer part of Below Deck.  

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7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Either way, it probably help explains why Eddie is no longer part of Below Deck.  

Thought he got cut for bitching about low pay from Bravo compared to their other reality shows.

15 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Next week's EP title is

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All Roads Lead To Gaisy

And IIRC Lee isn't doing the next OG BD season and Sandy is doing it and Med. So add that to the unwatchable series. 

@TonyTexas is the one who I first saw recommended Sailing Yacht as the best of the entire series and he is 100% correct.

After seeing this group of folks be competent, funny, (overall) work their ass off and be professional idk if I can go back to the bullshit that is the OG show or Med. Who are all these people who love Sandy?!? I don't get it.

14 hours ago, RPM said:

Thought he got cut for bitching about low pay from Bravo compared to their other reality shows.

I think that was after the fact - but in the same interview I think he said he would love to come back for a future season?

So, the couple who got married this week got married a year ago. This show is so scripted. Fuck them for putting Marcos through all that. 

That doesn’t really bug me. Maybe her wedding got delayed by Covid, or they wanted a destination wedding and didn’t get to have it. Marcos pulled it all off and his restaurant is packed. Unlike that POs on down under; I wouldn’t eat his cooking anywhere.

11 hours ago, Deej said:

So, the couple who got married this week got married a year ago. This show is so scripted. Fuck them for putting Marcos through all that. 

know lots of folks who did this - got married during COVID but had the actual ceremony months to years later.

So now they have had two weddings during COVID. 

It's your second wedding, and if you have special dietary needs that require a chef with no help, who is working in a small ship galley, to bake a gluten-free, dairy-free wedding cake, then fucking order the cake when you book your charter and have it delivered to the boat. 

As skinny as that "bride" is, I doubt she even eats any of that cake.  Or Ashley will probably drop the cake.

So now they have had two weddings during COVID. 
It's your second wedding, and if you have special dietary needs that require a chef with no help, who is working in a small ship galley, to bake a gluten-free, dairy-free wedding cake, then fucking order the cake when you book your charter and have it delivered to the boat. 

I agree on ordering the cake but that would have been the booking agency and Daisy’s job to order. I believe guests fill out a preference sheet when they book and don’t believe the boat doesn’t see the sheets first at the preference meeting. Too much party things each charter with disco, ‘20’s, etc themes to carry all that on board.

Marcos might have wanted to show his chops on that set of dietary needs; it’s good for biz in LA. Of course he made it look awful; he can probably make that cake in his sleep. The bottom layer might have been cardboard.

You can make a decent gluten free cake and you can make a decent vegan cake, but try making one without eggs, dairy or flour and see how well it turns out.

You can make a decent gluten free cake and you can make a decent vegan cake, but try making one without eggs, dairy or flour and see how well it turns out.

If you’re one who only eats that way then your used to a shitty cake. Marcos can find recipes on Pinterest. It’s a fucking wedding cake so it’s for looking at more than eating. That bride needs a crisco keto shake and put on a few pounds.
2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

That bride needs a crisco keto shake and put on a few pounds.

And a husband who doesn't pussy out on the rope swing. 

They threw rice on the gluten-free bride.

Early access to the new season of Below Deck Med on 7/4. More Sandy.

If you liked Ashley”s boobs tonight reminder they are fully uncovered (and more) op at belowdeckpics on Reddit. You’re welcome. 

7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

If you liked Ashley”s boobs tonight reminder they are fully uncovered (and more) op at belowdeckpics on Reddit. You’re welcome. 

Captain Sandy to the white courtesy phone.

Brittini has really grown on me. I see on her IG that she is a sensual empowerment expert now.


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7 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Odd decision

$$$

2 hours ago, RPM said:

$$$

Did her baby daddy bail on her?

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3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Did her baby daddy bail on her?

Quite the opposite, he put a ring on it. She's just grabbing that last 15 minutes and milking it. Can't blame her. 

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Quite the opposite, he put a ring on it. She's just grabbing that last 15 minutes and milking it. Can't blame her. 

She seemed like a miserable person to be around. Good luck to him. 

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

She seemed like a miserable person to be around. Good luck to him. 

I always liked her. She was the reason I got hooked on the series. Bravo f'ed her pretty hard over nothing, but her fanbase stayed with her. I won't watch anything with Sandy or Malia.

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