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Thailand. This could be interesting.

Courtney & Simone, double smoke.

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    We don’t watch much reality TV, but I always thought Below Deck would be up our alley if we did watch reality TV. We like boats, beaches, the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. Last year we went to Co

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Nice to have a chef with dysentery preparing food for the guests.

Solid start.  Kate is such a bitch, and I love her for it.  

Yeah, pretty good start. I want to see Capt. Sandy manage Kate sometime. They would kill each other in 5 mins

Another addict here. Wife doesn't watch it though. What's the deal with Collin? Does the dude just try too hard? Dude couldn't get laid in a morgue.

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9 hours ago, CHIEF said:

Another addict here. Wife doesn't watch it though. What's the deal with Collin? Does the dude just try too hard? Dude couldn't get laid in a morgue.

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I'm pretty certain Collin is gay.  He's not out-out, so I think the show doesn't play it up and uses him as plot fodder for romance that's not really there.

There's some real smoke on the Thai season.  Courtney is Hannah/Sierra Storm level rude.

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I could have done without hearing the assplosions. 

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Probably the female deckhand he screws in the next episode.

22 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I could have done without hearing the assplosions. 

I remain in awe of the number of human beings unaware of this:

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"I think they put something in the vodka in Thailand" may have been the understatement of the season.

Courtney seems like she would be unbelievably bad in bed.


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4 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Courtney seems like she would be unbelievably bad in bed.


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I'm willing to do the research

6 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Courtney seems like she would be unbelievably bad in bed.


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She might be ok if you can tune out the sound of her complaining about the thread count of the sheets.  

She's not that attractive either, she's a solid 4 on the Below Deck interior hotness scale.

I miss Sandy hovering over dinner, bitching about staff to other staff, and hogging staff. 
 

Wait nm. Lee and Kate forever. 

I'm digging Simone, this season. 

So is that passenger hungover and dehydrated or actually dying on this episode 

I miss Sandy hovering over dinner, bitching about staff to other staff, and hogging staff. 
 
Wait nm. Lee and Kate forever. 
Sandy and Kate munching each other's carpet would make for good cable TV.
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I'm rapidly approaching the sick of her level of Kate. Everything is somebody else's fault. She takes the blame for nothing. I know there's a confrontation at some point this season from the previews. I hope it knocks her off her high fucking horse. I wonder if this season was shot before or after she was busted in Florida.

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22 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So is that passenger hungover and dehydrated or actually dying on this episode 

Drugs are bad, mmmmmmk.

Stud of the Sea getting more action this charter than any of the young 'uns.

On 10/21/2019 at 9:59 PM, UTPhil2006 said:

So is that passenger hungover and dehydrated or actually dying on this episode 

She may have a slight addiction problem.  The episode title was good though, Weekend at Brandi's.

On 10/16/2019 at 2:37 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

She's not that attractive either, she's a solid 4 on the Below Deck interior hotness scale.

Yeah I don't get the love ...

Saw a rerun of S5 E9 with Sara Hall Dallas realtor as the sugar grand baby. 
 

I said got damn. She’s a 15

Lol at the damn millenials quote. Getting engaged over text.  Oooookay

Isn't that how everybody proposes to their wives these days.  And then proceed to immediately talk about getting divorced and it will be just like a break up, no big deal.

8 female charter guests and all of them uglier than the other. Fuck, how does that even happen.


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56 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

8 female charter guests and all of them uglier than the other. Fuck, how does that even happen.


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You think hot single chicks are gonna hang with them?

23 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Isn't that how everybody proposes to their wives these days.  And then proceed to immediately talk about getting divorced and it will be just like a break up, no big deal.

Won’t even need a lawyer to get a divorce. Just ghost them. 

On 11/5/2019 at 2:47 PM, Moby Ric said:

Isn't that how everybody proposes to their wives these days.  And then proceed to immediately talk about getting divorced and it will be just like a break up, no big deal.

They actually got married. Shocking, I know. 

On 11/6/2019 at 4:41 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

They actually got married. Shocking, I know. 

"It may be impulsive and stupid, but that's just who I am and that's how I handle things" ... or something pretty damn close to that lol. What a  basketcase. I loved how she acted all shocked and hurt that she had to get off the boat.

 

.... and my money's on Ross Inya as the 'new' deck hand.

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You mean I gotta leave? Now? 

Ross is a good call. He's semi local and by that I mean in the same hemisphere.

14 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I think it’s Rhylee.

Oh hell no.

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1 hour ago, Gardner Barnes said:

I’m through season 3. I’ll telling y’all, I found Rocky to be super hot.

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On 11/12/2019 at 6:02 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

I think it’s Rhylee.

Ding, ding, ding! At least somebody's gonna get laid now.

I love Rhylee so much.


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On 11/13/2019 at 1:23 PM, Gardner Barnes said:

I’m through season 3. I’ll telling y’all, I found Rocky to be super hot.

Total smoke show. 

51 minutes ago, RPM said:

Ding, ding, ding! At least somebody's gonna get laid now.

She’s gonna rip apart the currently somewhat friendly interior crew in about 8 hours, and I can’t wait.

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