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    We don’t watch much reality TV, but I always thought Below Deck would be up our alley if we did watch reality TV. We like boats, beaches, the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. Last year we went to Co

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Everyone on this boat is insane. 

 

Sandy’s serious talk with Tash was as expected. Sandy must sit in her cabin and read a ton of Management books and then she just mismanages people. She is horrible.

It’s like a floating asylum.

Good job, Storm. Buy a gold watch for a girl you've known for three weeks and tell her you're getting her name tattooed on you.

Undefeated. 

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Sandy dancing...pour bleach in my eyes, please.

Storm is a fucking moron.

My buddy is one of the producers or something for that one.  He's been working on it all summer.  Seems like it could be cool?

That ought to be a good gig. You know when a camera guy or sound guy gets hired at Discovery or the like they are hoping for Deadliest Catch or Bering Sea Gold or a Below Deck. Instead some one has to go be embedded with a 738 pound fat person on 600 LB Life or do Hoarders or Dr Pimple Popper.

Still stand by nat and tash are the 2 hottest mother fuckers to have ever been on this series. 

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Still stand by nat and tash are the 2 hottest mother fuckers to have ever been on this series. 

Nat is hotter than Tash. 

Tash is a to fucking needy. "I've never been without a man in my life. I just want to be there for them." Codependent, much?

And don't forget, Hannah is back on "The Real Love Boat" this week, although she is absent from the promos I've seen. 

Meh needy doesn’t bother me. That’s every woman ever lived hahaha yes nat dominates and is probably the hottest cast member in the whole series. I like me some Hanna too 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Nat is hotter than Tash. 

Tash is a to fucking needy. "I've never been without a man in my life. I just want to be there for them." Codependent, much?

And don't forget, Hannah is back on "The Real Love Boat" this week, although she is absent from the promos I've seen. 

Agreed on both counts. Natalya is insanely hot.

Her taking the swim on the new early episode while the guests were on their beach excursion. Holy hell...

Tash isn’t hot. She’s a bony crazy nutcase. A horrible chief stew. I wish she and Kyle would be sold to Tunisian pirates.

Doesn’t Sandy get the bills for provisions? Tash has no clue how to inventory or budget.

Going forward, whenever a new season starts and they have to turn around a trashed yacht in 24 hours, I'm just going to assume Tash was the previous chief stew.

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22 hours ago, Deej said:

And don't forget, Hannah is back on "The Real Love Boat" this week, although she is absent from the promos I've seen. 

Hannah is on the Aussie version not the US version. Both were filmed simultaneously in the Med. The Aussie version can be found online if you know where to look.

Hannah Ferrier (pictured) ensured all eyes were on her on Tuesday when she attended the exclusive premiere of The Real Love Boat hosted by Princess Cruises in Sydney.

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Natasha definitely cries after sex


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Sandy trying way too hard to be the compassionate captain, now. Sorry, bitch, we've already seen the real you. 

2 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Natasha definitely cries after sex

I volunteer to test this theory.

Natalya is the hot one with glasses.

The one that seems like she sucks at everything is the chief stew.

Pretty sure she has to fuck the chef one more time before the season is over, right?


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I think maybe even the chef, Dave(?), has finally wised up to her clinginess. But pussy and pedestals…

Just because I like train wrecks I hope it happens though.

If Dave was smart, he'd hate fuck her the last night on the boat and leave before everyone got up in the morning. 

Please let us find out Kyle snapped his ankle and has to leave. 

Kyle the drama queen...

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Falls and acts like his leg exploded. Has to be wrapped in a blanket as he cries uncontrollably. 

"What did the doctor say?"

"I stretched some ligaments."

Oh, well...at least he's gone. 

 

Just fucking slash his legs and toss him overboard to the sharks. He’s a piece of shit.

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Looks like Natasha gave her ex-boyfriend Dave's number. She's terrible. 

 

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Looks like Natasha gave her ex-boyfriend Dave's number. She's terrible. 

 

i don't understand her.

 

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    • drama not only with co workers but literally with the most important person on the boat tips wise
    • avoids conflict in every possible way - leading to issues with her team. also leading to issues with Dave I assume, instead of just flat out telling him in person vs over text to keep it professional and totally friend zone him.
    • bad at her main job (provisions, scheduling, etc) and at managing her team
    • sounds like she creates more drama by doing what you said above giving her ex dav'es phone nuber
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If Tash thinks she is going to create drama between ex boyfriend and Dave, the ex should probably be more focused on Kyle. That motherfucker is all over her in all kinds of inappropriate ways that he masks in the “I’m gay” excuse.

9 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

If Tash thinks she is going to create drama between ex boyfriend and Dave, the ex should probably be more focused on Kyle. That motherfucker is all over her in all kinds of inappropriate ways that he masks in the “I’m gay” excuse.

I mean, he's quite clearly gay.  But let's not split hairs, they all suck.  I can't remember a season where I literally hated everyone.

Even though we haven't seen her ex, I'm willing to bet Dave could kick his ass.

18 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, he's quite clearly gay.  But let's not split hairs, they all suck.  I can't remember a season where I literally hated everyone.

Even Natalya? I do not mind her at all. 

6 minutes ago, McFly said:

Even Natalya? I do not mind her at all. 

I get confused on which is which.  Also, HELLO MCFLY!

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How many eps are left in Med? I'd like to start watching again. Heard this might be Capt. Lee's last roundup.

2 hours ago, McFly said:

Even Natalya? I do not mind her at all. 

How can you hate Natalya and Courtney? They are both awesome as far as I can tell. 

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

How can you hate Natalya and Courtney? They are both awesome as far as I can tell. 

Oh yeah, Courtney is ok I guess.  Can we just get Sailing Yacht back?

8 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

How can you hate Natalya and Courtney? They are both awesome as far as I can tell. 

I like Mzi too. 

45 minutes ago, McFly said:

I like Mzi too. 

NTTAWWT

1 hour ago, RPM said:

How many eps are left in Med? I'd like to start watching again. Heard this might be Capt. Lee's last roundup.

I swear I read somewhere he gets replaced early in in the next season and is totally off the show now. 
 

I gave up on Med mo this ago but have been enjoying the Down Under season that is airing in Bravo. Aesha is not. Agreat chief stew but I love her still. 

I'd have to ball gag Aesha. She sounds like a regarded goat when she talks. It's just brutal. 

Natasha is the type who wouldn’t make you wear a condom because it makes her feel dirty.


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11 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Natasha is the type who wouldn’t make you wear a condom because it makes her feel dirty.


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She'd do whatever you told her to do, then cry about it afterwards...to Kyle. 

I'd have to ball gag Aesha. She sounds like a regarded goat when she talks. It's just brutal. 

She doesn’t sound as much like a bleating mule on this show as on the other.

Aesha is extremely cute and has the best personality of any of the chief stews to date.  Her voice is unusual, but I'd get over that.

I don't know, when she gets whiny her voice could be bad enough to make me want to jump off a cliff.  That's an all timer annoying voice.

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Courtney is the woman of reason on this boat. Who’d have thunk? I was hoping for more hot tub scenes with her rocking body.

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