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On 10/26/2022 at 11:16 PM, RPM said:

How many eps are left in Med? I'd like to start watching again. Heard this might be Capt. Lee's last roundup.

Ditto

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On 10/26/2022 at 4:16 PM, RPM said:

How many eps are left in Med? I'd like to start watching again. Heard this might be Capt. Lee's last roundup.

Meh. I’ve been spoiled by Sailing Yacht and have tired of Lee’s grumpy old man act and his hokey folk sayings. 

BD Adventure premieres Tuesday night. It actually was on filing the Down Under finale last week and pretty good. It’s in Norway so it’s gorgeous - I’ve been a looooot of places and no where is as pretty as Norway. 

On 10/30/2022 at 12:21 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

BD Adventure premieres Tuesday night. It actually was on filing the Down Under finale last week and pretty good. It’s in Norway so it’s gorgeous - I’ve been a looooot of places and no where is as pretty as Norway. 

A different production company from the other three is handling it. Hopefully they can put a bit different spin on it. The other three are so cookie cutter at this point. 

A 32 year old man CRYING because of a sprained ankle.........sheesh.

He is a supreme attention whore. I expected a double compound fracture for that level of screaming. Kyle is a pathetic human.
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20 hours ago, Native Horn said:

A 32 year old man CRYING because of a sprained ankle.........sheesh.

Who does he think he is, Johnny Football?

Not a lot of eye candy on Below Deck Adventure. 

 

 

On 11/3/2022 at 2:47 PM, Native Horn said:

A 32 year old man CRYING because of a sprained ankle.........sheesh.

A 32 year old man who is still hung up on being picked on as a kid. Now he just talks shit about everyone and wonders why people don't like him. 

I would be fine with Kyle being sold to some Tunisian pirates


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On 11/4/2022 at 7:03 PM, Deej said:

Not a lot of eye candy on Below Deck Adventure. 

 

 

Also not a lot of adventure. 

Adventure is full of bowsers. After watching med   

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Dude from Texas (apparently?) is a douche.  I'm excited to see some of the adventure stuff as opposed to a bunch of drunks going down a slide or fucking around on jet skis.

Dude from Texas (apparently?) is a douche.  I'm excited to see some of the adventure stuff as opposed to a bunch of drunks going down a slide or fucking around on jet skis.

I bet he aspires to be an Aggie yell practice leader


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On 11/11/2022 at 9:08 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Lol, appears he may not make it past Ep 3.

Yup

Not a lot of eye candy on Below Deck Adventure. 
 
 

This is the rock solid truth. They missed the mark there.

Inwanna have beers with Capt Lee. 
 

new blonde would get it so would female deck hand. Red head bringing up 3rd 

The redhead ain't all that great, but I bet she would fuck your brains out. 

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On 11/22/2022 at 8:48 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Inwanna have beers with Capt Lee. 
 

new blonde would get it so would female deck hand. Red head bringing up 3rd 

I second the female deck hand. She could polish my mast anytime.

She dated Shea Patterson, Last with XFL Michigan. I wouldn’t call him a famous qb as she referred to him.

He was a famous recruit, but he never lived up to the hype in college.

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With the way she twerks and gives lap dances, I'm not surprised he treated her like a stripper.  

So the crazy English redhead admits to masturbating to pictures of herself?

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12 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Can no one walk down stairs anymore on this franchise?

Lee can't. That's for damn sure.

21 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Can no one walk down stairs anymore on this franchise?

Only when they are drunk. 

Lee is leaving. I have an awful feeling that Sandy is the replacement. When’s the next BD sailing?

The black chick is hot but that's a definite hit it and quit it as soon as humanly possible situation. No one wants to listen to anything that crazy bitch has to say.

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On 12/13/2022 at 11:35 AM, TonyTexas said:

Lee is leaving. I have an awful feeling that Sandy is the replacement. When’s the next BD sailing?

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I'm praying for Captain Glenn or the over eager Capt that did the transfer last season. Anyone but Sandy.

Wait, didn't one of the former crew get their license? Was it Eddie?

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BD Adventure is boring as hell and has very little adventure. Bike rides, zip lining etc.  Stuff you can do with an 8 year old.  Chef is basically a hotel cook. Norway is nice to look at though. 

If it's Sandy, once again I'm out.

I got some bad news for you…

Chef Rachel ain't gonna take Sandy's bullshit.

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On 12/14/2022 at 3:20 AM, RPM said:

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I'm praying for Captain Glenn or the over eager Capt that did the transfer last season. Anyone but Sandy.

Wait, didn't one of the former crew get their license? Was it Eddie?

Eddie won't be back ever. Didn't he say some shit about the production that didn't go over well at Bravo?

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Chef Rachel ain't gonna take Sandy's bullshit.

IDK. When Rachel screams “EAT MY COOTER”, Sandy will pick up a knife and fork. 

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IDK. When Rachel screams “EAT MY COOTER”, Sandy will pick up a knife and fork. 

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Hopefully Rachel will spatchcock and devein Sandy the first time she opens her mouth.

It’s time for a total cluster below deck. I want Rocky as the new cap’n with all female crew. All nude cruises.

On 12/13/2022 at 11:35 AM, TonyTexas said:

Lee is leaving. I have an awful feeling that Sandy is the replacement. When’s the next BD sailing?

I predict the Australia captain.

And it's Sandy. They have a fire on the boat as they await dinner service. 

"Someone wake Captain Sandy!"

WTF? Going to bed during to biggest part of the day?

On 12/13/2022 at 11:46 AM, usmc0331horn said:

The black chick is hot but that's a definite hit it and quit it as soon as humanly possible situation. No one wants to listen to anything that crazy bitch has to say.

I know the rules of the game. You hit it once, then break away clean. 

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