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Search for Parlay Revival Playlist.  It will have all of the episodes in order.

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    We don’t watch much reality TV, but I always thought Below Deck would be up our alley if we did watch reality TV. We like boats, beaches, the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. Last year we went to Co

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No wonder Colin doesn't f around. She is smokin'.

At least one person on Below Deck knows what they are doing. 

Does another stew come on board later? Seemed like last weeks season preview talked about a girl stew 

 

Also tonight’s BD Adventure is the season finale. They can go ahead and cancel future ones. 

On 1/29/2023 at 9:00 AM, kevwun said:

Started watching Colin's show on Youtube.  Can't recommend it enough.  He has a pretty amazing life.  Thanks for whoever mentioned it.  There are a ton of episodes and it's worth watching from the beginning.

it's fantastic. i was burning through it and had to stop to take it slower. he's a really interesting and talented dude.

Yeah, you can burn through it super quick because the episodes are short.  Saw a lot of familiar spots when they were in Belize.

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Thanks for the heads up on Parlay Revival. Great series and I'm taking lots of notes.

As a big BD fan who’s burnt out on the franchise, Parlay Revival is just what the doctor ordered. It shows a different level of yachties that is more honest, refreshing, interesting and relatable. So happy that there’s almost 200 episodes to binge. Love it! 

Now I understand why Glen always had Colin up top whenever they were sailing.  I have learned a shit load about fixing up a sailboat.  Not that I will ever put it to use.

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Nice job by Alissa this week saying that Captain Sandy is always sucking the deck crew's dick while Sandy was in earshot. Lulz.

She should know Sandy has no interest in sucking dick.

39 minutes ago, Deej said:

Nice job by Alissa this week saying that Captain Sandy is always sucking the deck crew's dick while Sandy was in earshot. Lulz.

She should know Sandy has no interest in sucking dick.

Alissa is worse than Camille. 

I gave up on this show when Sandy took over and now Rachel and Lee are gone forever. 

That Adventure captain Kerry is taking over for Lee. 

Alissa is worse than Camille. 

Alissa is an insufferable bitch.

Camille is an insufferable cunt.

Different yet the same.
I gave up on this show when Sandy took over and now Rachel and Lee are gone forever. 
That Adventure captain Kerry is taking over for Lee. 

I think Rachel got fed up with having to do Sandy’s job managing Fraser and the general bullshit hyped by the producers. She is not real happy with Bravo right now.

Lee is 73 so I can see retirement. He really aged after losing his son.
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Rachael is one the best chefs they've had. Marco is the goat.

I don't dislike Kerry, but I wasn't a fan of BDA.  I'll take anything to get Sandy off the fuckin' boat.

Glenn should captain all the shows.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Glenn should captain all the shows.

that would never work, he is entirely too competent and the drama would be way too low.

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

that would never work, he is entirely too competent and the drama would be way too low.

Not if Gary was the bosun and the female crew members were even semi-attractive. 

Also Glen will back in to something at least once a season.

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22 minutes ago, Deej said:

Not if Gary was the bosun and the female crew members were even semi-attractive. 

And Colin as Engineer.

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

And Colin as Engineer.

Colin is such a shit-stirrer, too. He's the best. 

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Also Glen will back in to something at least once a season.

Ain't that the truth. Sandy is a turrible manager of her crew but damn, she can dock the hell out of a super yacht.

Bye, Felicia....err...Alissa.

Also Glen will back in to something at least once a season.

Glen just wants to sail. Gives zero fucks if the boat goes nearly sideways, if clients slide overboard, if all food is spilled and glassware broke.

Why do these boats have glassware? Here’s your polycarbonate glasses and Chinet.

Jesus Fraser is the sorriest piece of shit manager on any of these shows.

8 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Jesus Fraser is the sorriest piece of shit manager on any of these shows.

He definitely has a lot to learn, but Alissa has one of the worst attitudes I can remember from a stew. He should have cut that shit off, and that’s on him, but I don’t think she can be managed. 

That’s his problem. Even after Sandy told him to get his shit together he still couldn’t take a different position with Alissa. He is too concerned with being liked. But his tender skin couldn’t shut his mouth after his first chastisement. He should have been axed on the beach. The question will be his fate after Alissa’s new meeting with Sandy.

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Alissa has one of the worst attitudes I can remember from a stew

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How quickly they forget

Watching Season 3 and I can't stand Rocky!!! She is so freaking  obnoxious!!! If am trap on a boat with here I will blow my brains out! And  why is she always

7 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

That’s his problem. Even after Sandy told him to get his shit together he still couldn’t take a different position with Alissa. He is too concerned with being liked. But his tender skin couldn’t shut his mouth after his first chastisement. He should have been axed on the beach. The question will be his fate after Alissa’s new meeting with Sandy.

Lees gonna come back and be like where the fuck did half my staff go 

Sandy tried out the new "Nice Sandy" persona for a few charters, then couldn't help herself. Alissa deserves everything, but she did a poor job of handling Fraser at the volleyball game. No need to dig at him in front of the rest of the crew.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On 2/15/2023 at 10:05 AM, Deej said:

Sandy tried out the new "Nice Sandy" persona for a few charters, then couldn't help herself. Alissa deserves everything, but she did a poor job of handling Fraser at the volleyball game. No need to dig at him in front of the rest of the crew.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This. For somebody who is all about the "chain of command" Sandy sure has no problems dressing him down in front of the crew. That does nothing but undermine his authority and give people who are like Alissa the belief that they can do whatever the fuck they want. Fraser is green AF but he was handed two of the worst stews I've ever seen on this show in (EDIT) Camille and Alissa. I couldn't believe she was pissy with Fraser about not being able to play volleyball due to his hurt foot. I think Sandy might re-think things about Fraser if/when she watches the episodes.

Sandy isn't going to fire Alissa, right? She's got Ross in there to be witness to putting Alissa on final notice, yes?

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I think a new chick stew comes on so I think yes she gets fired 

9 hours ago, RPM said:

How quickly they forget

Watching Season 3 and I can't stand Rocky!!! She is so freaking  obnoxious!!! If am trap on a boat with here I will blow my brains out! And  why is she always

She’s apparently a kook conspiracist theorist now. Shocking!

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

Sandy isn't going to fire Alissa, right? She's got Ross in there to be witness to putting Alissa on final notice, yes?

I don't think you need a witness for a final notice.  She gone.  And good fucking riddance.  Passive-aggressive, home-wrecking, terrible person.

I think a new chick stew comes on so I think yes she gets fired 

I agree only because It seems like Ben starts banging someone besides Camille …
22 hours ago, Deej said:

Sandy tried out the new "Nice Sandy" persona for a few charters, then couldn't help herself. Alissa deserves everything, but she did a poor job of handling Fraser at the volleyball game. No need to dig at him in front of the rest of the crew.

she is a terrible leader.

if she is setting up a team building process, then GO SIT DOWN WITH YOUR DEPT LEADERS AND TELL THEM. don't just spring it on them.

also, yes if Frazier gets actually hurt then he should report it. an infected cut on his foot ain't that. calm down lady.

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't think you need a witness for a final notice.  She gone.  And good fucking riddance.  Passive-aggressive, home-wrecking, terrible person.

Sandy fired Camille and didn't have anybody in the bridge with her. I've seen captains fire multiple people in previous seasons/editions and I've never seen them call for a witness to the actual firing.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Sandy fired Camille and didn't have anybody in the bridge with her. I've seen captains fire multiple people in previous seasons/editions and I've never seen them call for a witness to the actual firing.

True.  But why would you need a witness for a final warning?  Not to mention it's all on camera anyway.  I don't know, I just hope she's gone.

30 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Sandy fired Camille and didn't have anybody in the bridge with her. I've seen captains fire multiple people in previous seasons/editions and I've never seen them call for a witness to the actual firing.

They’ve had a witness before. Can’t remember which season but think Eddie was a witness with Lee. 

37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

True.  But why would you need a witness for a final warning?  Not to mention it's all on camera anyway.  I don't know, I just hope she's gone.

And if it was a final warning then it should have been the head of her department there. Ross doesn’t know the job or have enough interaction to be able to see if she fucks up again. 

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1 hour ago, McFly said:

They’ve had a witness before. Can’t remember which season but think Eddie was a witness with Lee. 

Yeah, I think that has happened more than once on the different shows.  I believe I've even seen the First Officer as the witness.  Don't remember if it was a firing or just a reprimand.

Edit, I think it was when Hannah got fired.

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These guests were horrible. What a shock. Sandy fired Alissa and had her escorted off the boat. But next week, guess what Sandy?

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Those guests were fucking awful. 

"I want a turkey sandwich." - 15 minutes before lunch is served.

Doesn't eat turkey sandwich and bitches and screams because she's hungry and tired of waiting for food. 

Rachel should have just come out and stabbed her, thrown her body overboard, then turned around to the remaining guests and asked, "Who wants to be next?"

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I think the BD motor yacht franchises are toast. Going forward, you still have the universally hated Sandy on Med, The captain of Adventure is moving to the flagship. He’s dull as dry toast just like the show. . They should have brought in the Down Under captain  for the MILF demographic. Down Under is OK but it’s stream only. Sailing will continue to be great as long as they can keep the crew together. But that might be tough. Marcus is definitely gone and the rumors are that Colin is as well. 

29 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I think the BD motor yacht franchises are toast. Going forward, you still have the universally hated Sandy on Med, The captain of Adventure is moving to the flagship. He’s dull as dry toast just like the show. . They should have brought in the Down Under captain  for the MILF demographic. Down Under is OK but it’s stream only. Sailing will continue to be great as long as they can keep the crew together. But that might be tough. Marcus is definitely gone and the rumors are that Colin is as well. 

ill believe Colin is gone when they start the season and he isn't in the intro.

dude can do whatever he wants to on the side, work a few weeks a year on Parsifal, then go back to Parlay and sail wherever he wants. Marcos announced he was leaving a while ago, i think he wanted to come back but is just too hot and getting $$$ thrown at him.

someone on the subreddit said that based on pics from when BDSY was filmed (spoilering in case people care)

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Gary/Colin/Daisy are all on it with no other returns

 

40 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Down Under is OK but it’s stream only. 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Sailing will continue to be great as long as they can keep the crew together. But that might be tough. Marcus is definitely gone and the rumors are that Colin is as well. 

Colin is killing it with his own YouTube channel Parlay Revival. They have a huge following. He was recruited from it to do BDS and that obviously paid off promotion-wise. I doubt we see him back if his Pacific crossing starts before next season. 

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If you ever wanted to learn how to successfully salvage a fiberglass catamaran, this is the channel.

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