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7 minutes ago, RPM said:

Colin is killing it with his own YouTube channel Parlay Revival. They have a huge following. He was recruited from it to do BDS and that obviously paid off promotion-wise. I doubt we see him back if his Pacific crossing starts before next season. 

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i'm pretty sure they already filmed s4 of BDSY

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3 minutes ago, NoName said:

i'm pretty sure they already filmed s4 of BDSY

Could be, but he hasn't mentioned it.

Those guests were fucking awful. 
"I want a turkey sandwich." - 15 minutes before lunch is served.
Doesn't eat turkey sandwich and bitches and screams because she's hungry and tired of waiting for food. 
Rachel should have just come out and stabbed her, thrown her body overboard, then turned around to the remaining guests and asked, "Who wants to be next?"

You are too kind to the guest. Being in Malta I think selling a guest to Tunisian pirates is a far better solution. It could also make a great new BD franchise. Below Deck human trafficking pirate ship. Aye skipper, where me eye.
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6 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


You are too kind to the guest. Being in Malta I think selling a guest to Tunisian pirates is a far better solution. It could also make a great new BD franchise. Below Deck human trafficking pirate ship. Aye skipper, where me eye.

Definite Sandy show.

10 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Being in Malta I think selling a guest to Tunisian pirates is a far better solution.

Not a horrible solution, if you weren't about 5,000 miles off on location.  In St Lucia, they'd have to settle for 

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

Those guests were fucking awful. 

"I want a turkey sandwich." - 15 minutes before lunch is served.

Doesn't eat turkey sandwich and bitches and screams because she's hungry and tired of waiting for food. 

Rachel should have just come out and stabbed her, thrown her body overboard, then turned around to the remaining guests and asked, "Who wants to be next?"

and wtf was this Classic Universe bullshit? I think is is a lucrative market to cash in on. Fake pageants for fake (but wealthy) contestants. Why isn't Surly milking this to it's last little ounce of profit?

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8 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


You are too kind to the guest. Being in Malta I think selling a guest to Tunisian pirates is a far better solution. It could also make a great new BD franchise. Below Deck human trafficking pirate ship. Aye skipper, where me eye.

Wait wut?  Caribbean brah.

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New stew definitely likes to throw leg.

Not a horrible solution, if you weren't about 5,000 miles off on location.  In St Lucia, they'd have to settle for 
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Dammit! Sandy threw me off. Just sell the guests to some Jamaican bond villains.

Capn Lee may have been determined to come back but he doesn’t look very well and is still using a crutch. No wonder he retired.

Colin is going to have to keep doing Sailing Yacht if he keeps leaving his boat in Costa Rica during the rainy season.  It's been struck by lightning twice and fried a bunch of electronics both times.

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Seems to be the Below Deck career path.  I'm sure she'll be on Only Fans next.

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Also the charter guests are from Austin. I only recognize one of them (the young one Ann Marie) and not sure how she fits in with these people. 

Not a very auspicious start to the Parsifal season. New crew looks ok. All the main characters are back except for Marcus. 

Hopefully, Gary can figure out how to stop getting COVID again and again from himself through his own pillow. 

1 hour ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Hopefully, Gary can figure out how to stop getting COVID again and again from himself through his own pillow. 

It lives in his hair he never washes.

Something about the new chef is hot. Ready to see her in the hot tub all crazy.

Single Colin is going to ruin Gary's chances at the new girls. 

Colin will wreck shop with gals if he chooses, including motorboating Daisy’s power titttttaaaaayyyysss.

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6 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Colin will wreck shop with gals if he chooses, including motorboating Daisy’s power titttttaaaaayyyysss.

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Colin and Daisy hook up this season and Gary loses his shit according to some stories I've read.

 

Those guests were awful. Well about half of them who ended up doing the right thing after the crocodile tears. 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Those guests were awful. Well about half of them who ended up doing the right thing after the crocodile tears. 

On the spectrum of guest awfulness on Below Deck, I didn't think they were that bad considering they never got to go anywhere or sail at all and the crew was still a bit shaky since it was their first charter.  Yeah, the one lady went over the top with her "worst trip of my life" or whatever so fuck her, but still...never leaving the dock because the boat didn't work fucking sucks for them.

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Colin and Daisy hook up this season and Gary loses his shit according to some stories I've read.

 

Aim higher, Colin.

Awful guests on an awful trip making awful comments but still got a decent tip. Glenn must have fucked all the women.

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I think 3 of them were embarrassed by the other 2 and tried to make up for it with the tip.

Well these kids started fast. I wonder if it’s in the contract that they all bang each other as much as possible now. 
 

Colin/Daisy/Gary triangle gonna be wild. 

Dude using captain Glenn’s face as a night table is maybe the funniest moment in years. He even had his sunglasses on in bed.

I rewound that a couple times but we couldn’t figure out what he said to Glenn when he took it back. My closed caption said mmbudmmph. So fucking funny.

No mention that one of the guests this week and last was this guy?

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He may be good for the show, but Gary is a horrible person. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

He may be good for the show, but Gary is a horrible person. 

Oh, he's an absolute slimeball.  It's a mystery how all the girls (and Glenn ffs)  find him charming or whatever. But he somehow hasn't crossed into toxic dbag territory, or not far enough for Bravo to turn on him.

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Glenn likes him because he's a damn good Bosun.

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It might be time to dump Daisy and Gary. 

Too much fake drama this season.  They've even got Colin doing it.

23 minutes ago, Deej said:

It might be time to dump Daisy and Gary. 

Daisy for sure. 

Gary has turned into an entitled little shit. 

Really? You get invited to dine with the guests while your co-workers have to work and serve you, then when dinner is over, you go take a smoke break? When Colin calls you out, you fucked up. 

30 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Too much fake drama this season.  They've even got Colin doing it.

Colin is usually the one stirring the pot. 

Mads and Lucy would get the best 20 seconds of me in a 3 some 

The new chef is kinda doing it for me. 

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