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On 7/27/2023 at 9:40 PM, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Margot can get it. Wood.

Goddamn right

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She's a mess.

Asks Harry to back off and tone it down, so he does, then gets upset because he's not paying attention to her. 

Fixes drinks for guests and instead of tasting with a straw, makes a whole one for herself.

Have a feeling the drinking is going to get her called out before the season is over. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

She's a mess.

Asks Harry to back off and tone it down, so he does, then gets upset because he's not paying attention to her. 

Fixes drinks for guests and instead of tasting with a straw, makes a whole one for herself.

Have a feeling the drinking is going to get her called out before the season is over. 

It's bullshit how she's treating him.  She's stringing him along and giving him hope until she finds someone else because she likes the attention, but knows she can get with someone she likes more.

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Would everyone involved have been OK if the guests had asked for the female crew to serve them in string bikinis? 

After all the inappropriate behavior earlier in the season, it just seems odd. 

If that wasn't completely fake, they should have fed a couple of them to some great whites.

Margot didn't block the number of the guy who tried to sexually assault her?

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

Margot didn't block the number of the guy who tried to sexually assault her?

Right. Report it to producers and captain, block, and be done with it 

Margot didn't block the number of the guy who tried to sexually assault her?

My wife was wtf? “She’s talking to that motherfucker! She can eat a dick!”

That chick seems pretty stupid as well as having an alcohol problem. No doubt the producers will have him on the reunion show and prod get to “forgive” him.

Getting a message from someone doesn’t mean you are talking to someone.


She is not very sharp though.


I don’t think they have him on the reunion. I think they want it to just go away.

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On 8/31/2023 at 4:10 PM, Deej said:

Would everyone involved have been OK if the guests had asked for the female crew to serve them in string bikinis? 

After all the inappropriate behavior earlier in the season, it just seems odd. 

Cmon bro it’s cuz they’re men. You can shit on them. Sexualize them Harrass them grope them everything.   The double standard in society is wild AF

Minus some crying and people making out a pretty Ho hum finale. Back to Sandy next Monday 

Looks like Natalya is back (yea) and the pudgy bitchy gay guy (boo).


I wonder if Jamie ended up banging Luka while Culver watched through a window. Talk about a relationship that most likely ended the minute they got to the end of the dock.

28 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

the pudgy bitchy gay guy (boo)

That guy was the worst. 

29 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Looks like Natalya is back (yea) and the pudgy bitchy gay guy (boo).


I wonder if Jamie ended up banging Luka while Culver watched through a window. Talk about a relationship that most likely ended the minute they got to the end of the dock.

Captain Jason on Watch What Happens Live after the show said Culver and her traveled the western coast of Australia afterwards before breaking up and that she never got together with Luka. 

 

That guy was the worst. 

That douchenozzle makes the show near unwatchable. Probably will just scan thru it.
58 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

They need a spin-off for Below Deck Porn Boat.

Below Deck: Only Fans

Careful what you wish for. We'd end up getting a naked Captain Sandy scissoring Adrienne from Below Deck: Season 1.

On 9/14/2023 at 11:46 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Culver is one dumb mother trucker 

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On 9/19/2023 at 5:53 PM, TonyTexas said:

Check out Jaimee’s Insta. Her body is tight!

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I haven't watched every season of every BD but I'd put this group of three wimmen -- Aesha, Jaimee and Margot -- up against any other group on the show. They're all hot AF.

Aesha ain't that hot, and that's even if you removed her vocal cords. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Aesha ain't that hot, and that's even if you removed her vocal cords. 

She's got a sneaky nice body. Not a huge fan of the sundial tat on her tricep, though.

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

She's got a sneaky nice body. Not a huge fan of the sundial tat on her tricep, though.

She's lacking in the ass department. 

I haven't watched every season of every BD but I'd put this group of three wimmen -- Aesha, Jaimee and Margot -- up against any other group on the show. They're all hot AF.

Sailing Yacht S1 had the best wimmens group I think. That redhead deck girl was smokin hot.

You're kidding, right?

 

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5 hours ago, Deej said:

Careful what you wish for. We'd end up getting a naked Captain Sandy scissoring Adrienne from Below Deck: Season 1.

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There are several BD womenz who like to post naked pics online, including the red head mentioned above. She had some big ol’ titties.

I’ve seen Ashley (the one who raped Gary) put things In her butt. Jenn Martin (I think that is her name) also has hundreds of naked pics.

Nah the hottest group was the sisters the one stew is in playboy now.  That was a fine fucking group had the gay dude tho so that weighed it down 

You're kidding, right?
 
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As Sinatra said put a bag on her head and do your business!. She’s got a rockin body.
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18 hours ago, Deej said:

You're kidding, right?

 

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9 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


As Sinatra said put a bag on her head and do your business!. She’s got a rockin body.

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16 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

There are several BD womenz who like to post naked pics online, including the red head mentioned above. She had some big ol’ titties.

I’ve seen Ashley (the one who raped Gary) put things In her butt. Jenn Martin (I think that is her name) also has hundreds of naked pics.

The links aren't showing up for me.

So Luka from this season of Down Under is on Med this season and hooks uo with Natalya. 

I hate him.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

Ugh. I hate Sandy.

I quit watching Med after the Hanna BS. Can't stand Sandy.

Forged docs. Italy keeping Kyle out of Italy just on principle. Interim everything. Sandy is fucked with this ginormous boat. Same number of crew on a 55m as a way smaller boat? I don’t buy it.

I was hoping they would arrest Sandy and the rest of the crew. Sandy dug the quaaludes back in the day. Ludes turned ladies into sluts pretty quick.

So the one girl used to run around and flop around in cow shit???

Conveniently lose the bosun on the first episode due to not having his proper documentation. 

This can only mean one thing...the return of Malia. Let the Malia/Sandy scissoring begin. 

Ruan, the ex bosun, should never play poker. He was a mess while lying to Sandy during the interrogation. Sweaty, speaking gibberish, guilty body posture. 
 

I’d be fine with Malia coming back. She was terrible that one season but turned it around nicely in her last one. 

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