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10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Dyslexia and yachts do not mix well no matter what department. Lots of pressure with very little room for error. He'll do fine working in a restaurant. He's far from the worst chef I've seen on BD. Remember Leon?

Beef cheeks Leon? Lazy fucker cooked the same shit every charter. 

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Dyslexia and yachts do not mix well no matter what department. Lots of pressure with very little room for error. He'll do fine working in a restaurant. He's far from the worst chef I've seen on BD. Remember Leon?

Leon was a total jerk. But he’s memorable to me because that was Rocky’s season, the hottest stew ever on the show. Or the kid that Hannah talked into making bad nachos.
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Forgot about Mila

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1 hour ago, Texzilla588 said:


Leon was a total jerk. But he’s memorable to me because that was Rocky’s season, the hottest stew ever on the show. Or the kid that Hannah talked into making bad nachos.

Kiko? He started put ok, but Sandy was hovering over him all the time and he just kind of spiraled before he listened to Hannah's stupid Vegas menu idea. 

And they replaced Leon with Rocky before Ben came on in relief. Grenadine on the oysters. 

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I like her apps. Lean cuisine.

Rocky was the hottest? Do you mean craziest? (Prob also not true) 

I thought she was really hot, and really crazy.
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Bitches, am I right? 

Fraser is a piece of shit. Throwing the new chef under the bus on his first charter, even though the guests loved the food. 

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Fraser is a piece of shit. Throwing the new chef under the bus on his first charter, even though the guests loved the food. 

He's an awful leader. Piece of shit.

Fraser at best is a 2nd stew. He’s a terrible manager, terrible teammate, and awful person in general.

3 hours ago, Texzilla588 said:

Fraser at best is a 2nd stew. He’s a terrible manager, terrible teammate, and awful person in general.

Well, not according to HIM!

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Well, I guess that's one way to make sure you don't have to explain Kyle to your daddy. 

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She couldn't keep the psycho buried any longer. That guy dodged a huge bullet.

I’m hoping Sandy’s boat gets hijacked by Somali pirates. If that drama whore Kyle is back I’m not watching. Unless the Somalis sell him to the Houthis.

3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Aesha is the only returnee 

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Aesha is the only returnee 

She brays more on med than on AU. Shes matured quite a bit and did well on AU managing the near rape.

So wtf was Xandi freaking out about after she told her she would have fired her and getting some shit back?

The whole crew are nut cases.

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Sandy married a young hottie.  

She’s 50. Sandy is 59

I guess Sandy finally got over Malia. 

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Malia would throw anyone under the keel to get ahead. I for one still won't watch Sandy micromanage and camera hog. It's good to take a break from BD.

Aesha should spend some of her tip money on a speech therapist. 

I'm sorry, but Aesha's voice is god awful. I've known a ton of Kiwis. I was married to a Kiwi. I spent time in New Zealand. I have never heard anything that bad from any of them. 

The lady deckie is hot af.  Chef is not going to last.  Nor the short stew who doesn't know how to use an iron.

2 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Nor the short stew who doesn't know how to use an iron.

The one who said she has never finished a season on a yacht? 

I’d fuck Aesha. As long as she didn’t fucking speak. At all 

36 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Also Gael would get it 

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Do we really need to hear Aesha talking about the length of her bowel movements? Geez..

On 6/11/2024 at 11:51 AM, Deej said:

Do we really need to hear Aesha talking about the length of her bowel movements? Geez..

There is an annual Surly Shart thread so there must be some interest in the subject matter. 

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