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I wouldn't want to work with her, or date her, but a weekend with Ellie in the right mindset would be fucking awesome.

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2 hours ago, Mittens said:

I wouldn't want to work with her, or date her, but a weekend with Ellie in the right mindset would be fucking awesome.

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Can't quite describe why, but I don't find Ellie attractive in any way (and I love blondes and big bewbs).  Guess she's just that annoying.

I wouldn't want to work with her, or date her, but a weekend with Ellie in the right mindset would be fucking awesome.

She for sure would want to play dress up for you every night. But yes, she is annoying as fuck.

They make ball gags for a reason. 

Can't quite describe why, but I don't find Ellie attractive in any way (and I love blondes and big bewbs).  Guess she's just that annoying.

I’m with you. Unpopular opinion but I’d want a weekend with Malia.
1 hour ago, Texzilla588 said:


I’m with you. Unpopular opinion but I’d want a weekend with Malia.

You'd get stabbed by Captain Sandy.

4 hours ago, PW119 said:

Can't quite describe why, but I don't find Ellie attractive in any way (and I love blondes and big bewbs).  Guess she's just that annoying.

Yeah, her personality just sucks (and I suspect she doesn't).  I'm the same way.

Aesha could send me all the dookie pics she wants, however.

Upside down girl pic is Ellie.

The rest are my girl Gael.


I will say this. Aesha has a very surprisingly good body. Like she has a little abs and stuff going on and I don’t really see her being a workout type person. Maybe she is just blessed.

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Aesha is a little wide across the hips with not much ass. That voice and the fact she probably (not so) secretly would like to shit on you are the deal breakers, though.

On 8/1/2024 at 5:28 PM, Deej said:

That voice and the fact she probably (not so) secretly would like to shit on you are the deal breakers, though.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Fish knife vs butter knife girl battle!

What a cunt. Back when I had folks working for me I’d take them to lunch or dinner, partly to see how they treated waitstaff or service folks. If they exhibited any assholery towards service providers I’d shut down the process. We’re retailers so I expect my staffers to treat folks right. Put on airs, well go fuck yourself.

On 8/1/2024 at 5:24 PM, Mac8111 said:

I will say this. Aesha has a very surprisingly good body. Like she has a little abs and stuff going on and I don’t really see her being a workout type person. Maybe she is just blessed.

She stays thin by taking giant shits she can text photos of to her boyfriend.

On 8/16/2024 at 10:29 PM, Texzilla588 said:

Fish knife vs butter knife girl battle!

What a cunt. Back when I had folks working for me I’d take them to lunch or dinner, partly to see how they treated waitstaff or service folks. If they exhibited any assholery towards service providers I’d shut down the process. We’re retailers so I expect my staffers to treat folks right. Put on airs, well go fuck yourself.

Yeah, that bitch sucked hard.  When she got corrected she brought out the 'well, your caviar service sucked'.  She deserves the label of cunt.

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

She stays thin by taking giant shits she can text photos of to her boyfriend.

There will be no Aesha slander in here.  I love her.  She's easy on the eyes and she's a genuine person.

I hate Sandy, but good for her not so gently telling them they can get fucked if they don't shape up. 

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There will be no Aesha slander in here.  I love her.  She's easy on the eyes and she's a genuine person.

I used to kinda be that way, but the more she opens her mouth, the grosser she becomes. That talk is not excusable while guests are eating. 

Yeah, that bitch sucked hard.  When she got corrected she brought out the 'well, your caviar service sucked'.  She deserves the label of cunt.

That group also was totally clueless at the Greek temple. 3000 years old. They were so stupid. Thought “fertility” temple was a sex thing. So they made some slutty pics.

I don’t get these folks going on these yacht cruises and having fancy formal dinners and expensive ravages costumes and events. Especially with just a small group of friends. Do that on a cruise ship. If I were on that boat it would be super casual, fuck having a petroleum club ball on the boat.

That’s a fireable offense. I need a chef.  Proceeds to not fire chef. 
 

New stew looks hot 

Dumbass made a cookie for dessert. 

Well he was tired from not cooking the previous meal.

I mean it was her 25th anniversary. She wanted a complex dessert, like crème brûlée. Takes about three minutes.

Jono really didn’t give a fuck about maybe killin a guest. I would have been demanding the captain on the deck right fucking now.

Who is it these captains always call for replacements? Greek Isles Cheesy Yacht Staffing? Wouldn’t you have a couple of chefs lined up? Sandys calling the producer. They then fuck with her. “Sorry no chef” as shitball is walking up. Hell they’re at dock. Take em to a fancy fucking restaurant in town or cater it.

On 8/19/2024 at 9:33 PM, Texzilla588 said:


That group also was totally clueless at the Greek temple. 3000 years old. They were so stupid. Thought “fertility” temple was a sex thing. So they made some slutty pics.

I don’t get these folks going on these yacht cruises and having fancy formal dinners and expensive ravages costumes and events. Especially with just a small group of friends. Do that on a cruise ship. If I were on that boat it would be super casual, fuck having a petroleum club ball on the boat.

They are white trash brah

Interesting. That group of guests were black.

It seems to be a new money thing not a race thing.

It’s laundry. Good lord girl. Also the new stew isn’t terrible but the previews made her out to be better than she is 

Bri is a fucking moron. Plus her hands are freakishly stumpy. Her long nails make her fingers look like Bugles. 

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5 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

It’s laundry. Good lord girl. Also the new stew isn’t terrible but the previews made her out to be better than she is 

I think she may be the dumbest cast member they’ve ever had. It’s quite stunning. 

I did love Sandi being like "How are you still fucking this up?"

The sudden ability to add a fourth stew appears to be a producer trick to fuel Ellie’s raging paranoia. Shes about to go full Captain Queeg. Hilarious.

Other than that dilution of tip money she should be overjoyed at getting help. Instead, she’s triggered at every step. She knows how to tend bar! The guests love her! She knows food! She does laundry! Loved her talk with Aesha when she got teed up and then skullfucked.

Yeah, it was a 30 minute fix for one of the deck hands, but they couldn't use that cabin for all but the last couple of charters. 

20 hours ago, Texzilla588 said:

The after dark show on peacock is the best part of the show.

Well.....we're waiting.....

 

 

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For what? Go watch it on peacock, or don’t. It’s just various commentary like Sandy covering her ass for not firing jono and Ellie blaming Aesha for everything wrong I. Her life.

The post-show post mortem is awful. 

That’s about enough of Ellie. Time to dive full in into her OF career 

Crew member to Capt Sandy “will you do a countdown”?  Capt Sandy “Go”.   

8 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

That’s about enough of Ellie. Time to dive full in into her OF career 

Her astonishment at the bar had me cracking up.  Only way you fuck her is on the last night in the same country.  

48 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Her astonishment at the bar had me cracking up.  Only way you fuck her is on the last night in the same country.  

 

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Over/under on the length of Sandy's marriage?

Nothing screams lasting like proposing on a reality show to make it all about you. 

That means we’ll have a “very special episode” of Sandy dealing with divorce and losing her money.  Sandy and her bride evidently got totally fucked by a contractor who took all their money to build their dream home then skipped town.  

49 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Sandy and her bride evidently got totally fucked by a contractor who took all their money to build their dream home then skipped town.

He probably got sick of Sandy micromanaging him.

Constantly asking her wife if the build was going OK. 

"How's the crown moulding? It doesn't look that great. You don't like it, do you?"

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Wow. Looks like Gary is back on Sailing Yacht.

They had already filmed it when all the controversy pooped up, no?

23 hours ago, Deej said:

They had already filmed it when all the controversy pooped up, no?

Yea. I think they filmed season 5 in the summer of 2023. But no release date has been announced. They are still deciding whether to air a recut  with an erased/minimized Gary or scrap it entirely. 

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On 9/11/2024 at 6:59 AM, Texzilla58 said:

That means we’ll have a “very special episode” of Sandy dealing with divorce and losing her money.  Sandy and her bride evidently got totally fucked by a contractor who took all their money to build their dream home then skipped town.  

Holy shit, so I looked this up and found out that she used to live mere miles from me.  I might have seen her at Costco and never knew!  She's in Florida now.

Just missed your chance to get NowThis'd.

On 9/23/2024 at 6:28 PM, TonyTexas said:

Yea. I think they filmed season 5 in the summer of 2023. But no release date has been announced. They are still deciding whether to air a recut  with an erased/minimized Gary or scrap it entirely. 

I was off on this. Season 5 of BD Sailing Yacht premiers October 7. Glen, Daisy and Gary are back. No Colin

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