March 24, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, bschoolprof said: The Captain and the Engineer are the only sane/competent ones on the boat. The chef and chief stew need to be thrown overboard - they are insufferable and unprofessional. And yet still less annoying than Kate/Hannah et al. They're more boring than anything
March 25, 20205 yr The whole crew is fucking incompetent. Usually there's at least one or two that kinda hang back and do their jobs, but nope. I can't believe Madison and Ciara just hung out on the beach for 5 hours when they were supposed to be setting up. Adam is an ass, Jenna is insane, Parker needs to back the fuck up and listen to his superiors, and Paget is a goon.
March 25, 20205 yr Author 7 minutes ago, texhorn said: Any takers on who brought the coke on board in the teaser? Madison maybe? It has to be a guest. I remember seeing a clip at the start of the season where a guest was losing his shit screaming at Capt Glenn about him ruining his luxury vacation. But I bet Madison wouldn't turn down a little booger sugar if you offered.
March 25, 20205 yr Jenna does less work than the woman at my office who I swear had a lobotomy. All she dues is wipe off dishes and carry a plate of food.
March 25, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, texhorn said: Any takers on who brought the coke on board in the teaser? Madison maybe? Gotta be a guest. Definitely not Ciara, she is the most boring of them all. And dumb.
March 26, 20205 yr So question for all of you: Who would you want to bang the most. (One night stand). Jenna, Kate or Hannah? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
March 26, 20205 yr One night? Kate, as shes the best looking. Jenna next as shes crazy but seems alright and clearly needs/wants the D. Hannah last.
March 26, 20205 yr Author Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself.
March 26, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, RPM said: Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself. This right here.
March 26, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, RPM said: Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself. She, Kate, was much more attractive in the season in 2015 before she fucked up her lips.
March 27, 20205 yr Nope. Hannah and it's not even close. But if cokehead, duck lipped chicks are your thing, then by all means help yourself.She’s got that whole “chop your dick off in your sleep” kinda vibe. I guess Jenna?
March 27, 20205 yr Kate is last no matter how y’all spin it. No body. Face is busted. Might bring a girl to bed for you though. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
March 30, 20205 yr On 3/26/2020 at 9:46 PM, Mac8111 said: Kate is last no matter how y’all spin it. No body. Face is busted. Might bring a girl to bed for you though. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Hannah purely for the tits, but shit, now I'm conflicted. Edited March 30, 20205 yr by Biff Tannen
March 30, 20205 yr On 3/26/2020 at 10:46 PM, Mac8111 said: Might bring a girl to bed for you though. Selfish bitch would not.
March 30, 20205 yr Author On 3/26/2020 at 10:46 PM, Mac8111 said: Might bring a girl to bed for you though. Have you seen the girls she attracts/attracted to? wnb
March 30, 20205 yr The sailing episodes are boring so far. Why Georgia can't find a guy is beyond me, smoke. And she should bang the redhead dumb girls boyfriend already.
March 31, 20205 yr Lol at Madison "I've had a manicure that lasts longer than that" Also Jenna is unncessarily petty
March 31, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said: Lol at Madison "I've had a manicure that lasts longer than that" Also Jenna is unncessarily petty I don't think she makes it through the season.
March 31, 20205 yr I think that being petty is demanded of chief stews on this show. Hannah and Kate are even worse. At least Kate’s snark is humorous.
March 31, 20205 yr Jenna is worthless. She mostly just cleans dishes, flirts with the chef, and talks shit about her crew .
April 1, 20205 yr Just now, PittsburghTiger said: Did I miss the cocaine in this episode? Or is it coming up next week? Kate did it all during the first episode.
April 1, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said: Did I miss the cocaine in this episode? Or is it coming up next week? Must be later. This season is fucking awful though. Not a single person worth a shit on this entire crew besides Byron.
April 8, 20205 yr Ciara might be the most plain jane boring person ever, even when she's trying not to be. If Paget doesn't bang Georgia at some point he's an idiot
April 8, 20205 yr Author 7 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said: Ciara might be the most plain jane boring person ever, even when she's trying not to be. If Paget doesn't bang Georgia at some point he's an idiot Georgia and Ciara should hook up an tell Paget to FO.
April 8, 20205 yr These people are boring as snot. The crew is annoying and the passengers are not any better. Horrible season.
April 9, 20205 yr Ok did I see in the preview that Parker is still breast fed by his mom? I hope there is some context that I am missing cause WTF.
April 9, 20205 yr 11 minutes ago, Moby Ric said: Ok did I see in the preview that Parker is still breast fed by his mom? I hope there is some context that I am missing cause WTF. It's been a running joke for a few episodes because he's a titty baby.
April 9, 20205 yr 18 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said: These people are boring as snot. The crew is annoying and the passengers are not any better. Horrible season. I agree. This franchise is on the downswing. Especially with Kate leaving. Like her or not, she was the face of the show.
April 9, 20205 yr 33 minutes ago, TonyTexas said: I agree. This franchise is on the downswing. Especially with Kate leaving. Like her or not, she was the face of the show. And she has a horrible face.
April 9, 20205 yr 44 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said: My god what a worthless season. Everyone is boring as shit. They should just stick to Byron's drunken antics.
April 9, 20205 yr 47 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said: My god what a worthless season. Everyone is boring as shit. It's hard to pick the most boring crew member. Parker, is awful. The red head is awful. The Paget dude is boring. The Chief Stew is annoying as hell. The chef is a total psycho. The blonde gal is just "wanting" and the Georgia gal is boring. The captain is like oatmeal as well. Byron is the only guy who seems natural and not douchey.
April 10, 20205 yr Author 9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: They should just stick to Byron's drunken antics. Definitely the most interesting crew member.
April 10, 20205 yr 17 minutes ago, RPM said: Definitely the most interesting crew member. Georgia gives my wiener a tingle. So i like her.
April 10, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, Sbbruin said: Georgia gives my wiener a tingle. So i like her. Georgia on pool days is what keeps me watching. The rest of them are meh.
April 12, 20205 yr On 4/10/2020 at 3:01 PM, Moby Ric said: Georgia on pool days is what keeps me watching. The rest of them are meh. Yea you can tell this is the most boring crew ever because how is no one fucking the shit out of her? My god she's fine.
April 12, 20205 yr Tonight on Bravo Kate will be doing a running commentary on the sailing yacht series. It’ll be the most entertaining part of this incredibly boring series.
April 12, 20205 yr 59 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said: Tonight on Bravo Kate will be doing a running commentary on the sailing yacht series. It’ll be the most entertaining part of this incredibly boring series. As long as they don't show her platypus face.
April 15, 20205 yr The Parker kid can't last much longer. He's a horrible person, and an even worse deck hand. And the chef is such a douche.
April 16, 20205 yr Author 9 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said: The Parker kid can't last much longer. He's a horrible person, and an even worse deck hand. And the chef is such a douche. Really surprised they brought the chef back. He was a trainwreck the last time.
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