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12 hours ago, RPM said:

Really surprised they brought the chef back. He was a trainwreck the last time.

I remember him being an absolute trainwreck the first time he was on the show when and the bosun were fighting over Malia.  Then the second time, it was like he suddenly matured and was actually one of the more reasonable crew members.  Then this time, he looks like a complete asshole again.

Might be related to a girl being involved both times, maybe just a coincidence though.

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    We don’t watch much reality TV, but I always thought Below Deck would be up our alley if we did watch reality TV. We like boats, beaches, the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. Last year we went to Co

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Yeah, your last sentence nailed it.  

And specifically, your first part.

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Homina homina. I love these yacht shows. Glad titty baby quit.

What is it with people and crazy ass engagements?  How do you go from ex to fiance?

48 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

What is it with people and crazy ass engagements?  How do you go from ex to fiance?

Most of the crewmembers on these shows are a hot mess.  That carries over to their relationships.  Remember the redhead from last season who quit midway to go marry her old boss because she's pretty sure they're in love? Or Kate trying lesbianism and getting arrested for beating the shit out of her?  

Just watching the episode from last week.

Jenna is a cunt. Chef Adam is a douche. Parker is a pussy. The two inside gals are the only good part of the season.

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Read somewhere yesterday that they have a full season of BD and about 1/2 a season of BDM filmed. No news on a second season of BDSY.

Just watching the episode from last week.
Jenna is a cunt. Chef Adam is a douche. Parker is a pussy. The two inside gals are the only good part of the season.

Agreed. And paget and Ciara suck as well

Glenn is good but boring. Byron is ok

Parker is a moron. Resigning is quitting in that circumstance you dumbass.
3 hours ago, RPM said:

Read somewhere yesterday that they have a full season of BD and about 1/2 a season of BDM filmed. No news on a second season of BDSY.

I think the Below deck franchise is on the downslope of its lifespan. Sailing is boring, BD is losing Kate who is the star. BDM is ok. Hannah is somewhat entertaining because she’s a horny train wreck. 

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Kate leaving is a good thing. I was sick of her. Bring in a fresh crew.

LULZ @ the douche getting turned down at the impromptu proposal mid-cruise.

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Hannah is somewhat entertaining because she’s a horny train wreck

And she’s got some big ol tittays. 

15 hours ago, RPM said:

Kate leaving is a good thing. I was sick of her. Bring in a fresh crew.

LULZ @ the douche getting turned down at the impromptu proposal mid-cruise.

That guy is such a cuck.  She was dissing him at every turn.  The proposal denial was glorious.  

Those Newport Beach types are a real breed.  I know a number of them.   Most of them are Trojans.

BDM5 will air this summer with Malia as bosun. Will definitely be lots of girl power after Ashton’s misogyny last season. 

 

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New boat looks badass.

 

On 4/28/2020 at 12:23 PM, Sbbruin said:

That guy is such a cuck.  She was dissing him at every turn.  The proposal denial was glorious.  

Those Newport Beach types are a real breed.  I know a number of them.   Most of them are Trojans.

That was amazing. She just shot him down, with no remorse. That being said, the influencers were annoying as fuck, almost as annoying as the Chef and the Chief Stew. They have to be doing it for TV Drama because I'm hoping they aren't that annoying in real life. But they probably are.

Did I miss the drugs episode? I don't remember if I did or didn't. I guess that shows how stupid the sailing season has been.

51 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That was amazing. She just shot him down, with no remorse. That being said, the influencers were annoying as fuck, almost as annoying as the Chef and the Chief Stew. They have to be doing it for TV Drama because I'm hoping they aren't that annoying in real life. But they probably are.

Did I miss the drugs episode? I don't remember if I did or didn't. I guess that shows how stupid the sailing season has been.

Drug episode has not happened. Betting it’s the finale. 

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Drug episode has not happened. Betting it’s the finale. 

Maybe it will be the new guy. He's seems a bit too effervescent.

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Naa, it's going to be a guest. We still haven't seen the guy that was screaming at Glenn about ruining his luxury vacation. I'm thinking it was him or one of his guests.

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10 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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On 5/5/2020 at 12:49 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

Just watched this week's episode. Kinda boring. Jenna and Adam are jagoffs.

It’s very clear Adam just wants a fuck buddy and she is proclaiming her love for him. 

Jenna saying I try to live like I could die tomorrow, to the terminal cancer patient, was a real hoof in the mouth moment. 

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1 hour ago, McFly said:

Jenna saying I try to live like I could die tomorrow, to the terminal cancer patient, was a real hoof in the mouth moment. 

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15 hours ago, McFly said:

Jenna saying I try to live like I could die tomorrow, to the terminal cancer patient, was a real hoof in the mouth moment. 

That's marvelous.  Also, nice username.

It’s very clear Adam just wants a fuck buddy and she is proclaiming her love for him. 

He seems like he would just be happy with cuddling.

She did instantly jump off the deep end of “ love “ though


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On 5/5/2020 at 2:06 PM, UTPhil2006 said:

When does BD: Med start?

June 1

Looks like the cocaine episode is next week.

Jenna still awful.

Georgia still awesome.

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Next week should be really good. Jenna gets an ass chewing from Glenn and then there's the coked out guest.

Warning: avoid Camp Getaway at all costs. Bravo trying to piggyback on the Below Deck formula but at an adult summer camp. Truly a terrible show. 

39 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Warning: avoid Camp Getaway at all costs. Bravo trying to piggyback on the Below Deck formula but at an adult summer camp. Truly a terrible show. 

There aint jack shit on so I've been watching it.  Can attest to the above.

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55 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Warning: avoid Camp Getaway at all costs. Bravo trying to piggyback on the Below Deck formula but at an adult summer camp. Truly a terrible show. 

Yeah, I don't see anything appealing about CG. Below Deck is about the only show I watch on Bravo.

29 minutes ago, RPM said:

Yeah, I don't see anything appealing about CG. Below Deck is about the only show I watch on Bravo.

No Top Chef?  It’s one of my faves. 

8 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Looks like the cocaine episode is next week.

Jenna still awful.

Georgia still awesome.

I like the two inside gals. I think the blonde gal would be fun, for a couple weeks.

Watched last night's episode today. Jenna is fucking awful. Chef is a douche.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Warning: avoid Camp Getaway at all costs. Bravo trying to piggyback on the Below Deck formula but at an adult summer camp. Truly a terrible show. 

Sounds like a terrible Adam Sandler movie.

In the premier episode of the OG, Captain Lee had to boot some guests because of coke. The main culprit was some fat, slob photographer who always wore a ratty bathrobe and went by the name of Johnny Eyelash. 

17 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Warning: avoid Camp Getaway at all costs. Bravo trying to piggyback on the Below Deck formula but at an adult summer camp. Truly a terrible show. 

My wife tried to get me to watch.  Nope.

Apparently to be a chief stew the only requisite is to blame everyone else and suck and be a bitch

On 5/15/2020 at 8:26 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

This season almost makes me wish Sandy was back. It’s so boring.

You’ll get your wish on June 1 when Below Deck Mediterranean Season 5 premieres. 

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4 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Apparently to be a chief stew the only requisite is to blame everyone else and suck and be a bitch

Jenna reminds me of Adrienne, the chief stew from S1. All bitch, no work.

Just turned on last night's episode. Nine minutes in and Jenna is a fucking bitch. Immediately going after the blonde gal after she was dressed down by the captain. She's an awful human.

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Yeah, I don't get the hate for Madison. She seems to be working her ass off.

Yeah. Jenna is a cunt.

Also thinking they fucked up busting the guest for adderal which he has a prescription for

9 hours ago, Updawg said:

Yeah. Jenna is a cunt.

Also thinking they fucked up busting the guest for adderal which he has a prescription for

That will be interesting. Jenna and Adam are the worst. 

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