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Son, that ain't never been done!

Eighty. Thousand. Dollah.

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What we have here is a total lack of respect for the law!

 

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For some reason or another you sounded taller on the radio.

Oh, I love your suits. It must be a bitch finding suits size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf.

"There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."

Sheriff Justice's son had to have been an aggy.

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10 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Hush puppies Daddy!

We don't got time for that crap! Dumb sumbitch!

The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.

The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.

If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.

Bandit: Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.
Little Enos: It ain't never been done before, hot shit.
Bandit: Watch your language, little lady.

23 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper, and make it quick. I’m in a goddamn hurry.

Chasin' sumbody sheriff, somebody chasin' you?

Bank robbin?!? That's baby shit compared to what this dude is doing! Driving through peoples backyards, running over mailboxes.... took a lady across state lines, not sure he has her permission, that's kidnappin.

Nobody and I mean nobody makes sheriff Burford T Justice look like a possums pecker!

2 hours ago, pepper brooks said:

Chasin' sumbody sheriff, somebody chasin' you?

Aint nobody chasing me boy.  I'm in hot pursuit!

I find it hard to look at you, Waynette, very hard. Especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah.

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Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car. Might be some vandals around, wanna steal somethin'. So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrive. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it, but dooon't do it.

Sumbitch 

Well, what’s your handle, son, and uh, what’s your 20?

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