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They won, so tits should have been on display.

Remember to spoiler for fearless leaders site rulz, nsfw, tapa users, etc..

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I didn’t see a single cute LSU chick. I did see some fat drunk ones though

This is true. But, #csbalert, that didn’t stop a dumb, fat, fucking slob of a Texas fan from grabbing this LSU lady’s ass in the first quarter as she was passing through the aisle. Her duck-dynasty looking husband saw it and lost his fucking shit from way down the row, and while a couple of Texas ladies went to get security, the fat fucking slob darted for the exits with his head hanging low.

On a brighter note, the Texas talent on the Jumbotron was outrageous.

Texas Pom girls were looking incredible yesterday. They always look great but this year's squad is probably top 3 all time. I graduated college way too early.

2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Texas Pom girls were looking incredible yesterday. They always look great but this year's squad is probably top 3 all time. I graduated college way too early.

Yes, because like all of us Surlys, you would be bangin' all of them.

i didn't see a single LSU hottie.

did see a whole lot of drunk LSU dudes.

hard to say who fell crumpled to the ground more.. LSU players or their drunk fans. 

Yeah, I gotta say...the LSU talent was just not there yesterday.  Plenty of fans, most of them cool, but the 20-50 hot ass was just not there in the numbers we thought.  

This classy LSU gentlemen informed me the reason there were not more hot LSU fans in Austin was because they were still at home recovering from the passionate pounding he visited upon them this past week:

https://imgur.com/ME0kmFs

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, I gotta say...the LSU talent was just not there yesterday.  Plenty of fans, most of them cool, but the 20-50 hot ass was just not there in the numbers we thought.  

This classy LSU gentlemen informed me the reason there were not more hot LSU fans in Austin was because they were still at home recovering from the passionate pounding he visited upon them this past week:

https://imgur.com/ME0kmFs

 

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39 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Yes, because like all of us Surlys, you would be bangin' all of them.

Absolutely. Somebody’s got to do it

I saw one LSU smoking hot one, that’s it. Couldn’t take pics because I’m not skilled like the guys on the hot or not thread.

Saw some smoke shows UT youngins by the boatload and even MILFs.

45 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Yes, because like all of us Surlys, you would be bangin' all of them.

Only the 10’s

9 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Texas Pom girls were looking incredible yesterday. They always look great but this year's squad is probably top 3 all time. I graduated college way too early.

I'd recommend that you go back to UT to get your PhD. But you're a Surly poster so I doubt your getting accepted into the program.

11 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Texas Pom girls were looking incredible yesterday. They always look great but this year's squad is probably top 3 all time. I graduated college way too early.

It sucks being too old to chase those chicks but too young to not care.  Get used to it and hope your dick doesn’t die anytime soon.

4 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

It sucks being too old to chase those chicks but too young to not care.  Get used to it and hope your dick doesn’t die anytime soon.

Don't think he's too worried. There are plenty of LSU sluts that will bang anything.

LSU-slut.jpg

15 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Texas Pom girls were looking incredible yesterday. They always look great but this year's squad is probably top 3 all time. I graduated college way too early.

Absolutely. That chest bump after the Duvernay 4th down TD was incredible. Very gif worthy.

4 hours ago, Girdwood said:

Absolutely. That chest bump after the Duvernay 4th down TD was incredible. Very gif worthy.

make it happen -

 

Just about all of the hotties in NO around the Sugar Bowl time were wearing burnt orange or red. I think they’re a myth. 

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