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The first Sunday of NFL!

I'm interested in the Browns/Titans and Chiefs/Jags for the early games.

Crazy scene in Cleveland last night and today.  Hype is real.

And I hope this guy is OK.

The line to get into the Municipal parking lot was backed up yesterday afternoon.

 

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Chiefs pick up right where they left off last season. Mahomes to Watkins for a 68yd TD less than 2 minutes in. 7-0 KC.

It took the Chiefs all of three plays to go up 7-0.  Sammy Watkins turns a five yard slant into a 68 yard touchdown.

Fuck the Browns
Fuck the Cardinals
Fuck the Patriots, on principle

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Chiefs with another big play. Already in the red zone. Making this look so easy. 

The Chiefs offense looks the same as last year.  The Chiefs defense looks the same as last year.

this Washingon/Philly game has not started the way I expected.  Skins up 10-0, in the city of Brotherly Shove.

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Is the NFL really so shitty that KC-JAX is the best game they have to show in Austin in Week 1???

Sammy Watkins four catches for a 150 yards and two touchdowns.  Mahomes 8/9 for 211 yards and two touchdowns.  Oh yeah, there is still two and a half minutes left in the first quarter.

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

hey man, they're the Dallas Texans in disguise.  and pretty damn good.  better than the boys.

Yeah, the Chiefs are not the problem in the matchup.

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Lmao Eagles. Getting beat down at home by Case fucking Keenum and the Skins. 

Titans 10 - Browns 6. Fuck Baker Mayfield.

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao Eagles. Getting beat down at home by Case fucking Keenum and the Skins. 

B-b-b-but Carson Wentz was anointed as the next great QB when he was a rookie ... ?

Philly has 3rd and 1.  Need to keep the drive alive and get points.  Wentz pitches it to Sproles 7 yards behind the line of scrimmage, and he's swallowed up for a loss.

The boo birds are in full force.

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4 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

B-b-b-but Carson Wentz was anointed as the next great QB when he was a rookie ... ?

I will continue to preach how overrated he is until he actually proves me wrong. He's accomplished zero and less than Dak (who gets shitted on) but he constantly given the title as some great QB who is going to do great things. Well, we are still waiting for that to happen. 

Jack may have been real close to getting a suspension from the league if those assistants hadn’t gotten there when they did. Looked like he was about to go after the officials before the two big assistants man-handled him away. 

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I missed the play but some dude on the rams is laying in the field covered in blood being carted off 

Eric Weddle bleeding from his head like he's in a Stephen King movie after taking a knee to the helmet from McCaffrey.

1 minute ago, Uncle Nate said:

Jack may have been real close to getting a suspension from the league if those assistants hadn’t gotten there when they did. Looked like he was about to go after the officials before the two big assistants man-handled him away. 

i started counting the fine at $15k.... and every 5 seconds added $2500 to it....  i stopped at $57500 when they got him in the tunnel.

New England once again starts the season with 6 wins.  Miami is horrible, and the Bills/Jets game inspires no confidence that either one can steal a game from the Patriots. 

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3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I will continue to preach how overrated he is until he actually proves me wrong. He's accomplished zero and less than Dak (who gets shitted on) but he constantly given the title as some great QB who is going to do great things. Well, we are still waiting for that to happen. 

east coast media bias.  it's a thing.

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Eric Weddle bleeding from his head like he's in a Stephen King movie after taking a knee to the helmet from McCaffrey.

This white on white violence needs to stop.

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Just now, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Desean Jackson is still really fast.

Yep. He knows how to run one route. And he still can do it. Adds another element to the Eagles offense. That was a perfect throw by Wentz there.

The synchronized diving for the ball by Washington is impressive.  Do that in a pool and you’ve got a bronze at least.

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