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Browns with 8 penalties in the first half (5 personal fouls), their starting LT Greg Robinson was ejected for kicking to the head. The Cleveland hype train is off to a booming start.

Cameron Wake sacks Baker Mayfield for a safety. He's on the bench grimacing like a bitch, Wake fucked him up.

Edited by Chad

Baltimore is 9 yards shy of having 400 yards of total offense in the first half. Not sure I've ever seen an NFL team do that**.

 

 

** And they didn't even have to hire some mediocre brah of a college coach to do it.

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Miami is really really really bad

They honestly might be worse than the 0-16 Lions

This Browns first half reminds me of 1987, when SI came out with this and the Tribe proceeded to lose like 105 games.
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I’d be completely happy with Mayfield losing 105 games this season.
20 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Ravens are going to put 70 on the dolphins

Bob Griese, Larry Csonka and company are going to have to switch from champagne to Jack Daniels.

Browns are just so poorly coached. Also, I hope this ends hyping up young teams with shitty OL. 

Browns with 10 penalties for 107 yards in the first half. They looked good on paper though.

 

Mayfield sacked for the 3rd time.

Edited by Chad

New England once again starts the season with 6 wins.  Miami is horrible, and the Bills/Jets games inspires no confidence that either one can steal a game from the Patriots. 

 

Kraft has to be paying the other 3 guys. No other way to explain this level of shittiness for so long.

All the money the Falcons have in Ryan and Jones gets them 0 points, so far. Lulz

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

helluva TD throw by Wentz.

He obviously read this thread and asked us to hold his beer.

Still not buying stock in him, though.

Pam Oliver doesn't look real. Her face looks like something out of Pixar

Not sure which team is more undisciplined  at this point: Browns or Jaguars. Neither team is maintaining a level of discipline and professionalism required to actually compete. Last TD drive by chiefs was solely due to Jaguar penalties. 

Edited by Uncle Nate

1 minute ago, PilotsError said:

Pam Oliver doesn't look real. Her face looks like something out of Pixar

has her speech improved?  she was very slurry last year.  i've got it on mute.

has her speech improved?  she was very slurry last year.  i've got it on mute.

It actually was at the start, but they just threw it down to her and she was facing away from the camera and she started stumbling over her words.

The one decent drive the Falcons have had ended with a Matt Ryan interception in the end zone. 

4 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

The one decent drive the Falcons have had ended with a Matt Ryan interception in the end zone. 

He's another who's always had more hype than deserved, imo. Surrounded by an embarrassment of riches, yet not a lot to show for it outside of one SB appearance.

Not a bad QB, but certainly not in that top tier of elites with which he is usually included.

Edited by Braff Zacklin

11 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He's another who's always had more hype than deserved, imo. Surrounded by an embarrassment of riches, yet not a lot to show for it outside of one SB appearance.

Not a bad QB, but certainly not in that top tier of elites with which he is usually included.

The couple of years he's had a good line he's been good, this shit is fucking garbage today. Just fucking tank, we're not sniffing the playoffs under these coaches.

Edited by GSU&UT

The couple of years he's had a good like he's been good, this shit is fucking garbage today. Just fucking tank, we're not sniffing the playoffs under these coaches.


Coach O?

Seems like all signs point to the AFC South being a burning paper bag of dog shit this year.

3 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Wentz is dealing. Philly about to go up 28-20.

Make that 29, Doug ain’t scared. 

love Doug Pederson.  what a smart decision to go for 2 there.   Garrett wouldn't have.

Kevin Byard picks off Baker, haha.

WTF CBS?  I live 40 miles from Kansas City.  Why are you switching me from the Chiefs game to Tennessee-Cleveland?

Damn, McCaffrey is fucking good. 

23-20 Rams after a blocked punt. 

Titans up 29-13 against the champs on paper, 7 points off of Baker's turnover.

Just now, spystud13 said:

Damn, McCaffrey is fucking good. 

23-20 Rams after a blocked punt. 

Seriously. I didn't expect him to be this good. Honestly, I didn't know what to expect, but he's exceeded my expectations by a long mile. Good for the kid. 

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Malcolm Brown with his 2nd td of the day. Hook Em 🤘 

Fuck yeah

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