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4 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Fuck yeah

Gotta love it. I'm not a Houston fan, but they should kick the rocks about acquiring him. He's been solid every time he's been on the field since at least last season. 

Edited by Spider2YBanana

Damn, that was an unnecessary hold on Philly’s TD. Sanders had him beat. 

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All that Browns hype and they get smashed at home by a mediocre at best Titans team. Poor Browns fans lol. Had to expect them to look better than this today.

10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Gotta love it. I'm not a Houston fan, but they should kick the rocks about acquiring him. He's been solid every time he's been on the field since at least last season. 

Houston Texans suck I hope all Texas players steer clear of that clusterfuck. They lost me at skipping on VY.

29 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Seems like all signs point to the AFC South being a burning paper bag of dog shit this year.

Seems like all signs point to water being wet.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

AB sez HELMET SAFETY IS FOR YOUR DICK

An "apparent" injury lulz wut

 

Man how long until Adam Gase is fired and sent to rehab for his Adderall addiction?

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

AB sez HELMET SAFETY IS FOR YOUR DICK

Whoops

Edited by Zavala

Just now, Zavala said:

Houston Texans suck I hope all Texas players steer clear of that clusterfuck. They lost me at skipping on VY.

I kind of agree with this, but the past is the past. Mario Williams turned out to be good, so it's a wash. I'd just like to see MB get a try as a starter, no matter the team. We could use him in Tampa in the worst way. 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

AB sez HELMET SAFETY IS FOR YOUR DICK

Whoops

Edited by Zavala

if Sproles doesn't make the HOF, shut it down.

Remember the 2003 Big 12 CCG?

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

All that Browns hype and they get smashed at home by a mediocre at best Titans team. Poor Browns fans lol. Had to expect them to look better than this today.

Lots of Mackovickian thinking with these new-age OCs. Case in point: Cleveland has netted 5.8 yards per carry--a very effective average, especially when you've got a relatively inexperienced quarterback and an offensive line that struggles with protection.

Yet Mayfield has aired it out 36 times today ... versus only 16 rushes.

Not that I mind seeing that douchenozzle fail. ;) 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I kind of agree with this, but the past is the past. Mario Williams turned out to be good, so it's a wash. I'd just like to see MB get a try as a starter, no matter the team. We could use him in Tampa in the worst way. 

David Carr turned out to be suck. Then Schuab the next year turned out to be suck. Wasted Andre Johnson HOF career with a shit show at QB. A mobile QB like Vince could've helped with that piss poor O line, plus he's from Houston. Instead he got Jeff Fisher'ed.

Now they are gonna stick with buttchin at coach and GM until he burns it completely to the ground. They kept Kubiak, who said he didn't want Payton Manning, then left to go to Denver with him....

I know no one gives a shit about my fantasy team but I just wanted to say that I started Sammy Watkins in place of Antonio Brown this week.

Blind squirrels and all... [emoji41]

Hahaha. Baker with a pick 6. Titans up 43-13.

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

David Carr turned out to be suck. Then Schuab the next year turned out to be suck. Wasted Andre Johnson HOF career with a shit show at QB. A mobile QB like Vince could've helped with that piss poor O line, plus he's from Houston. Instead he got Jeff Fisher'ed.

Now they are gonna stick with buttchin at coach and GM until he burns it completely to the ground. They kept Kubiak, who said he didn't want Payton Manning, then left to go to Denver with him....

Oh shit, completely forgot about Schaub. What a waste of a paycheck. I think Vince would have Houston in contention every year, but fucking Fisher, Fisher'd him. I never expected Carr to do shit, but yeah, they should have drafted VY. Even with the retard holding him back he still managed to win. 

Just now, tbone_ said:

I know no one gives a shit about my fantasy team but I just wanted to say that I started Sammy Watkins in place of Antonio Brown this week.

Blind squirrels and all... emoji41.png

I dropped Sammy Watkins for Tyrell Williams so fuck you

8 minutes ago, NowThis said:

if Sproles doesn't make the HOF, shut it down.

Remember the 2003 Big 12 CCG?

Yeah it's mind bottling he had been this great this long at his size. Tough dude

The Redskins are the most loathsome football team in the world. They took that big lead against the Eagles and at no point did I seriously think they would pull it out.

I hate that I love them. 

Lol they throw a 5 yard out when they need 50 yards in 12 sec

Clowney doing work for a real team.

I love Watson and Hopkins and for their sake I hope the Texans go 0-16 and they move on to better futures elsewhere.

I like them chargers helmets. White with the yellow facemask looks good

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

And the Skins cover lol

Take that degenerate gamblers!

27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

All that Browns hype and they get smashed at home by a mediocre at best Titans team. Poor Browns fans lol. Had to expect them to look better than this today.

One of the benefits of sucking for so long is that I'm pretty much inoculated to disappointment.  Today was nothing but a thang.

Miami is definitely going to be the first team out of contention.

59-10 is not a typical NFL score is it?  Could have been 66 as they were in teh rd zone at the end.   66-10, anyone remeber that score from 30 years ago?

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Miami is definitely going to be the first team out of contention.
Pretty sure they were out of contention before the season started.
12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Miami is definitely going to be the first team out of contention.

If you are in a survivor pool you might want to go with bye when they play Miami.

Miami is definitely going to be the first team out of contention.

Do they play the Cardinals this year?

sprained ankle for Mahomes and tyreek might have broken his collarbone

Edited by Michael Knight

Imagine taking Kyler Murray #1 overall

Hilarious than Kyler is so short that one of his offensive lineman tried to jump over him.

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