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Who’s calling the second game? 

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I want to take a hot branding iron and shove it up the ass of whoever made the boyband "summertime lover" AT&T ad. 

Saints have started the last two seasons slow. Hoping that changes tonight. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I want to take a hot branding iron and shove it up the ass of whoever made the boyband "summertime lover" AT&T ad. 

It was Derka, and Hugo.

Well, it has finally happened. We have gone from having a ref in the booth to a ref on the pregame show giving his "keys to referees calling a good game".

Refs trying to fuck NO early. Nice. 

Damnit. I really like Watson and Hopkins. If they get hurt I will blame buttchin. He always gets outcoached by like everyone. 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

^ My man, good to see you back.  

I am very happy to be here!!!!!

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I want to take a hot branding iron and shove it up the ass of whoever made the boyband "summertime lover" AT&T ad. 

He'd enjoy that more than you would.

Why is the down and distance graphic yellow? It looks like there’s a flag on every play. 

9 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Bitchin' Kamara

Dead Milkmen can’t record that one though. Although Bitchin Camero was a classic.

Edited by Nicole44

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Bitchin' Kamara

well done.

Love how they want to make the down/distance on the screen yellow which is the same color they use for when a flag is on the field. Dumb fucks.

It would be awesome if Sean Payton challenged and lost on a PI non-call.

Announcer's right, we haven't improved in any area.

1 minute ago, Soul Glo said:

It would be awesome if Sean Payton challenged and lost on a PI non-call.

Especially if it’s obvious. They’ve been pretty firm on not changing any calls unless it’s as bad as the nfc championship game, it seems like. There have been several times that I’ve seen where I felt like they could’ve reversed it 

2 minutes ago, Soul Glo said:

It would be awesome if Sean Payton challenged and lost on a PI non-call.

He’ll do it as soon as he needs to get the crowd jacked up. 

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Announcer's right, we haven't improved in any area.

Maybe Brees will regress during the game? 

Malcolm is making a difference early. Can’t wait to get Rankins back next to him. 

And on the 8th day, the Lord created JJ Watt's arms, and said "This is good"

Dear Lord ESPN's telecast sucks...the fucking down and distance graphic in the lower right hand corner is in yellow no less, so every time it flashes you think there's been a penalty called on the play.   And Booger McFarland makes Jason Witten look comfortable.   Guessing next up we will see one of those candy ass ESPN graphics where players are on a merry-go-round or some shit. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes!

That Geico commercial is pretty fucking funny!

Your sense of humor is bad and you should feel bad.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Your sense of humor is bad and you should feel bad.

What? No way! 

Is there an option to mute Booger McFarland?

"To reach around a guy, and use his hands!!!" - Booger McFarland

Just now, Soul Glo said:

"To reach around a guy, and use his hands!!!" - Booger McFarland

At least he wasn't using Derrick Johnson's "patented reacharound" circa Keith Jackson.

If Herm hadn’t gone back to coaching and there was a coaches corner for this game I’d be watching that. 

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Dear Lord ESPN's telecast sucks...the fucking down and distance graphic in the lower right hand corner is in yellow no less, so every time it flashes you think there's been a penalty called on the play.   And Booger McFarland makes Jason Witten look comfortable.   Guessing next up we will see one of those candy ass ESPN graphics where players are on a merry-go-round or some shit. 

This right here. 

It’s looks like a low budget video game add. And McFarland has diarrhea of the mouth. 

The decline of western civilization cannot be demonstrated better than going from a booth with Cosel, Gifford and Meredith to these two talentless hacks 

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Dear Lord ESPN's telecast sucks...the fucking down and distance graphic in the lower right hand corner is in yellow no less, so every time it flashes you think there's been a penalty called on the play.   And Booger McFarland makes Jason Witten look comfortable.   Guessing next up we will see one of those candy ass ESPN graphics where players are on a merry-go-round or some shit. 

 

1 minute ago, michaelpshayes said:

The decline of western civilization cannot be demonstrated better than going from a booth with Cosel, Gifford and Meredith to these two talentless hacks 

 

I feel like I'm watching an XFL telecast. 

Yeah, the graphics look like an intern just discovered Photoshop. The shiny fake light on the logos at the bottom are cringe worthy. 

terrible spot, and fuck you for burning 2 timeout

Great going BoB, throw away 2 Timouts on the same play.

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