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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Congrats, you're now on a watch list.

Meh, I like Suzy Kolber too much to be taking seriously. 

Lol if the aints lose they gonna blame the refs huh, after that bit of rigging last year

Texans coaches acting like they got fucked by refs.

33 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

I mean, shit, they spend more money and time devoted to a fucking X Games broadcast.   Is this the best ESPN can do?    Surely, they got the word from last year, and the year before, that this was a piece-of-shit telecast.  

At least the got Hank Williams Jr back

10 minutes ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

 

Yeah someone was doing that last year.  Maybe Fox?

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The fuck you just say bout fox??

clearly these refs did not take notes during the keys to the calling a good game segment.

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Congrats, you're now on a watch list.

By blow something up, he meant inflate some inner tubes.

Whoa, Saints are getting horsefucked right now. LoL

 

Anyway, could the Texans fans here 'splain the Clowney trade to me?

2 minutes ago, Soul Glo said:

clearly these refs did not take notes during the keys to the calling a good game segment.

No shit.

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Damn, thought that was gonna be good the whole way. 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Whoa, Saints are getting horsefucked right now. LoL

 

Anyway, could the Texans fans here 'splain the Clowney trade to me?

See, we really needed two backup linebackers and a draft pick, so we gave up one of our best players to get what we needed.

The 10 second runoff rule is bullshit.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

See, we really needed two backup linebackers and a draft pick, so we gave up one of our best players to get what we needed.

It's a headscratcher to me because a pair of quality passrushers covers up a lot of sins.

Looks like Watson might have bruised his lower back or tailbone. Seems like he’s gonna be ok but that shit does hurt.

Just now, NowThis said:

is Randy Moss from Amarillo?

Sounds like it.

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

is Randy Moss from Amarillo?

West Virginia

Holy hell, Steve Levy on the next game.  He's as bad as the Rex Ryan-Pam Ward combo.

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Well, almost

I just want tot air this opportunity to say “fuck all things Louisiana”! Go Texans!

3 minutes ago, NowThis said:

is Randy Moss from Amarillo?

 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Sounds like it.

 

1 minute ago, RPM said:

West Virginia

 

Man, some of y'all are young.  Marshall.  WV.

1 minute ago, bamachine said:

I wanna kiss you, Suzy.

$20 says her butt looks like a sack full of golf balls.  

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

The 10 second runoff rule is bullshit.

Especially when they called for the review because they fucked up the spot. 

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

$20 says her butt looks like a sack full of golf balls.  

Then Joe Namath must not be an ass man.

What on gods green earth is happening right now?  

 

I see MNF is still wasting halftime on some crappy performers.  Which hipster wannabe's that never read "The Emperor's New Clothes" insist are super talented and we're all just grumpy grandpa's.

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Mulva

Some TV ad spot consultant took Genesis to the cleaners

Who is this freakin' wigger trash bag?  I swear to god, millennials will listen to anything.

Just now, clapclapclap said:

I see MNF is still wasting halftime on some crappy performers.  Which hipster wannabe's that never read "The Emperor's New Clothes" insist is super talented and we're all just grumpy grandpa's.

I dunno.  This shit sucks but it's still better than the broadcast. 

Tune in next week for BB Nutlicker and the Smegma Triad

8 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Looks like Watson might have bruised his lower back or tailbone. Seems like he’s gonna be ok but that shit does hurt.

Butt chin on track to fuck his entire career up now

That halftime thing makes me wish my wife was in town so I could listen to her inane ramblings about fondue sets on sale at Bed Bath and Beyond. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Gerald Earl Gillum.

AKA G-Eazy.

Who?

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Social Media handles it. Called it! Lol

They keep hyping the return guy but I haven’t seen anything worth taking Kamara out of that role. Other than possible injury, obviously. 

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