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#202

Is she going for a Sarah Palin as played by Tina Fey kinda look now? If so......

#203

That's not really her, right? That's the pron star who was in "Nailin' Sarah Palin" right? Or Sarah Palin really has a tattoo on her side and smaller tats on her arm? Really?

#204
26 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She’s always been a skank. I don’t get it. Some people have pretty low standards. Hell, a lot of people around here would still do Fitlump. Yikes. 

She was, at one point, really attractive. On the outside anyway. 

#205

Is that actually her? If so, I hope that is at some costume or theme party which is still not much better. Otherwise she looks like women you see walking around by themselves, at least temporarily, at 3am in Vegas casinos.

At one point, Palin could have taken a path of respectability or elder statesman, at least in terms of the GOP. Think what Nicki Haley has pursued. Or the other path of chasing any type of fame and money, which requires more and more desperation and loss of pride.

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#206
1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Is she going for a Sarah Palin as played by Tina Fey kinda look now? If so......

Tina Fey is about 16 levels more attractive than Sarah Palin, though.  Having a brain and a sense of humor goes a long way, and so does not being a hypocritical windbag, and being younger and prettier helps, too.  It's like comparing apples and skanks.

#207
52 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

At one point, Palin could have taken a path of respectability or elder statesman, at least in terms of the GOP. Think what Nicki Haley has pursued. Or the other path of chasing any type of fame and money, which requires more and more desperation and loss of pride.

Sorry, but at no point was that dumb cunt ever remotely capable of a path of respectability. Its simply antithetical to the essence of her trailer trash being. She had a better chance of sprouting wings and flying to the moon than becoming a respectable elder stateman.

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#208
57 minutes ago, Red Five said:

She was, at one point, really attractive. On the outside anyway. 

No she wasn’t. Imagine what she’d look like without the makeup and hair dye. It’s fine if you think that’s attractive but I never saw it. All I saw was lipstick on a pig.

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#210
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She’s always been a skank. I don’t get it. Some people have pretty low standards. Hell, a lot of people around here would still do Fitlump. Yikes. 

Huh. Now that you mention it, I guess I have only had sex with my wife for 31 years.

#214
4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She’s always been a skank. I don’t get it. Some people have pretty low standards. Hell, a lot of people around here would still do Fitlump. Yikes. 

And she even knots her white tee in the front, so we don't get the full effect of why a woman would knot it in the back

#216
5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 Hell, a lot of people around here would still do Fitlump. Yikes. 

Now lets not start judging people around. 

#219
She was, at one point, really attractive. On the outside anyway. 
She was a Liberty Hill ten. Right down to the bedazzled jeans. If that's your thing then more power to ya. I wouldn't have fucked her in her prime with Derka's dick.
#220
On 2/15/2023 at 4:44 AM, HenryJames said:

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Pretty sure that's the actress from "Who'se Nailin' Palin," right? . . . Right?

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