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On 2/11/2022 at 6:33 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

A lady never combines "the most fun 90 seconds of my life" and "paid some bills" in the same sentence. Somewhere along the road of life, Ms. Palin should've learned that.

Mr. Whiggins can only last 1.5 minutes?  You need to catch him after a trip to South Austin. 



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WTF happened here?  The judge said he'd dismiss, but he didn't?

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WTF happened here?  The judge said he'd dismiss, but he didn't?

Judge allowed the jury to continue deliberating. If his dismissal was overturned, no need to try it again if he was wrong, the jury verdict would preclude the need for a new trial.

Now we have the judge AND the jury saying her claim was shit. Had he not done that, we’d be hearing about how the librul’ judge killed her case and did not let true ‘Murican jurors decide she was defamed.

The double “fuck you snow-billy” aspect of this is

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Sooooo, can she or can she not keep up the appeals ?

28 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


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Everybody knows about Palin's 3 daughters.  But what most people don't know is that there's a fourth daughter---Janice.  And she demonstrated, early on, a proclivity for the guitar and life on the road.

51 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

They've already won those lawsuits, and Fox as repeatedly used the defense in court that no "reasonable" person would/should believe what they say. 

I don't watch any cable news, but last I checked CNN never had to use that defense.   That also to me means that Fox should be forced to drop "news" from their branding. 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

It's been a rough 14 years. 

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You betcha!

You can see Roughface from my house!  

42 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


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9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Good god.  Is this Sarah Palin or Caitlyn Jenner on the cusp of the transition?


 

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It still bottles the mind to think she could've been a John McCain heart attack away from the Presidency. 

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Since  Tina Fey apparently doesn't look enough like Sarah Palin to portray her anymore, maybe SNL could get Stephen Tyler.

3 minutes ago, Orale said:

It still bottles the mind to think she could've been a John McCain heart attack away from the Presidency. 

Really?

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Since  Tina Fey apparently doesn't look enough like Sarah Palin to portray her anymore, maybe SNL could get Stephen Tyler.


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Jesus

That is possibly the worst chin job I’ve ever seen.

I wonder what cut rate back alley “doctor” charged her for that butchery.

14 years. Wow. That’s a rough ride. Has to be some drugs/alcohol involved?

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


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14 years. Wow. That’s a rough ride. Has to be some drugs/alcohol involved?

Maybe but 90% is shitass plastic surgery.
3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Jesus

That is possibly the worst chin job I’ve ever seen.

I wonder what cut rate back alley “doctor” charged her for that butchery.

Come on now...all of the plastic guys that I worked with...well, they were just waiting for an opportunity to set up a practice in Wasilla AK.  I'm sure that they've got the cream of the crop up there.   Beverly Hills, Palm Beach, Manhattan, Wasilla.  

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Maybe but 90% is shitass plastic surgery.

 

she looks fucking 80+

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The real tragedy is that botox won’t allow her to look surprised at the verdict.


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While I hate the sexist double standard bashing of women pols for aging, while decrepit old men get a physical appearance pass, when you embrace the “coldest state, hottest governor” title as a large measure of your value, I think you open that door.
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58 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

while decrepit old men get a physical appearance pass

Donald Trump’s physical appearance is an assault on the eyes. It’s as painful to look at him as it is to listen to him. He’s disgusting. He gets no pass from me. 

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While I hate the sexist double standard bashing of women pols for aging, while decrepit old men get a physical appearance pass, when you embrace the “coldest state, hottest governor” title as a large measure of your value, I think you open that door.
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I’m not bashing her for looking old.

I’m bashing her for looking like a carved up mutant from getting shitty plastic surgery in a Tijuana back alley.

And any woman who goes all in on GQP bullshittery forfeits her protection from the sisterhood.

They don’t get to use feminism as a personal shield while using their voice and influence to destroy it.

Fuck that hatchet faced cuntbucket.

I’m not bashing her for looking old.

I’m bashing her for looking like a carved up mutant from getting shitty plastic surgery in a Tijuana back alley.

And any woman who goes all in on GQP bullshittery forfeits her protection from the sisterhood.

Fuck that hatchet faced cuntbucket.

My comments were not directed at your post BC. I was just explaining mine - with no insinuation regarding any other post.

Your last sentence seems a bit restrained. She deserves worse.
On 2/16/2022 at 12:54 AM, Gatorubet said:

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The real tragedy is that botox won’t allow her to look surprised at the verdict.

Her twin is bemused:

 

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Somewhere in Oz, a house just fell on her sister.

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Must be running low on cash

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On 2/15/2022 at 5:03 PM, Bama Chick said:

 

 


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Heres another vantage point of the train wreck. Spoilered for me.

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She must have gone to the same plastic surgeon as Stevie from Eastbound and Down.

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And her PAC name?  You guessed it! 

'Electric Mayhem' 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

That’s a rooooooough 58 

Todd has good timing. Dumps her right after the zenith of her looks and financial worth and before the slide.  

Now he’s banging younger-by-half-his-age Alaska 10s  (everywhere else 7s) and hunting and fishing….all without having to constantly listen to that voice. 

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

She must have gone to the same plastic surgeon as Stevie from Eastbound and Down.

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Taters n’ Tits!!!

55 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Taters n’ Tits!!!

But will there be Fixin's?  

7 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Todd has good timing. Dumps her right after the zenith of her looks and financial worth and before the slide.  

Now he’s banging younger-by-half-his-age Alaska 10s  (everywhere else 7s) and hunting and fishing….all without having to constantly listen to that voice. 

There are no born and bred Alaska 10s.   They only thing like that up there is a military wife from the lower 48.   Alaskan women are a whole different variation of "rode hard and put back wet."

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