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Have a feeling this could be a little more dramatic than the first two debates. Biden/Warren/Sanders have solidified themselves as the clear top tier and now is the time for other candidates to make their move. 

 

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  • Castro also went hard after Pete in the first debate.  Every time Castro talks, I like him less, even when I agree with what he's saying.  The guy's a first-rate prick.  He's the male Hillary.

pretty interesting they're positioned based on their current polling, or thereabouts

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Yeah, positioning is based on polling. 

Buttigieg and Castro are short dudes. Really bad placement for Julian next to Beto, haha. 

 

 

26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Have a feeling this could be a little more dramatic than the first two debates. Biden/Warren/Sanders have solidified themselves as the clear top tier and now is the time for other candidates to make their move. 

 

No wonder the Trumpers hate Dems...I only count 2 old white guys and only one of them would qualify as rich.  

9 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Odds that Beto curses in Spanish at the debate?  I say there’s at least a 75% chance.

same odds that Biden calls him "the mexican fella"

There are some rumors that the Democrats are going to cancel the debate tonight because of this: 

 

Someone better pin Liz down on her bullshit healthcare plan.  

Where does the airplane take off from? Aren't most airports "socialist"? Come to think of it, if you don't have a car in Houston it's difficult to get to work. Is it infrastructure week?

Houston's economy will kill the species, and clearly that's a better outcome

55 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

There are some rumors that the Democrats are going to cancel the debate tonight because of this: 

 

The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.

59 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

There are some rumors that the Democrats are going to cancel the debate tonight because of this: 

 

 I’m not an aeronautical engineer but that can’t very safe for a plane to fly too close to its banner.  

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 I’m not an aeronautical engineer but that can’t very safe for a plane to fly too close to its banner.  

see, that's the thing, it's not real

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

see, that's the thing, it's not real

[its still real to me meme]

25 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

see, that's the thing, it's not real

any proud owner of a double wide will tell you that sign ain't 4800 sq ft.

 

Will Joe Biden be asked about impeachment tonight?  

Magic eight ball says NO

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Think there's a decent chance that Beto "I give ZERO fucks" O'Rourke 3.0 will do well tonight speaking truth to power. 

 

4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Think there's a decent chance that Beto "I give ZERO fucks" O'Rourke 3.0 will do well tonight speaking truth to power. 

 

If he tells George Stephalafagus to fuck off for their bullshit both side coverage on gun control and giving Trump passes for his lies, I'll be switching my vote. 

4 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Odds that Beto curses in Spanish at the debate?  I say there’s at least a 75% chance.

He'll hiss out a "Chiiinnnggg..." and then face palm before he finishes it.

My Debate Prediction:

All Candidates Not Named Biden: "Plan plan Plan planplan Serious serious Planplanplan."

Biden: "Hey 'Merica! Times like these, Obama and I would crack open a tall one. Who wants a beer? Hell, let's drink a beer right now!"

Little is known about Bruce Mann, Elizabeth Warren’s ball and chain.  He’s known for being a Harvard Law professor specializing in American History.  I can’t see what value he might bring to the White House except handling all the decorations during the holidays and planting a vegetable garden out back for the kids.  He might be able to fill the Easter Bunny suit too. 

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

My Debate Prediction:

All Candidates Not Named Biden: "Plan plan Plan planplan Serious serious Planplanplan."

Biden: "Hey 'Merica! Times like these, Obama and I would crack open a tall one. Who wants a beer? Hell, let's drink a beer right now!"

He’ll bust out a White Claw to try and relate to the youngins 

13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Little is known about Bruce Mann, Elizabeth Warren’s ball and chain.  He’s known for being a Harvard Law professor specializing in American History.  I can’t see what value he might bring to the White House except handling all the decorations during the holidays and planting a vegetable garden out back for the kids.  He might be able to fill the Easter Bunny suit too. 

Given what the Trump family has brought to the WH, I think a Victory Garden would be just fine.

I sure would like to hear some sort of financial debt discussion, but I’m sure there will be none.

Despite trillion dollar deficits, everyone will be promised everything. The Republicans have proven to be completely untrustworthy in handling the country’s finances. It would be nice if the Democratic Party could demonstrate some sort of competence with respect to the problem.

With all of the giveaways that will be discussed, they will leave the public with the perception that they will be even more reckless with finances, when in reality they could/would likely do a much better job than Republicans.

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Biden: “We don’t win back the White House with plans.  We win it back by reminding blue collar people from Scranton that a vote for me is a vote for Barack Obama, and therefore, supporting me actually gives them even more cover for their racism than voting for Trump does!  You can vote your conscience for a white guy and still say you’re for Obama, so who is anyone to question why you have a burning cross in your yard?”

Kamala: “We will give everyone Medicare for All, or we won’t, and we will regulate the corporations, or we won’t, and we will reform the criminal justice system, except for serious crimes like truancy, and [uses a taser on Beto and claims she is making a citizen’s arrest for his prior DWI].”

Warren: “I’ve got a very reasonable, very practical plan to address global warming and the inequity of our financial system.   Deforestation in the Amazon is accelerating the greenhouse effect as farmers and ranchers clear the rainforest to expand their operations.  What if I told you we had a new food source that made commercial farms and ranches unnecessary?  There is enough banker flesh in the world today to feed every family in the developing world for up to 10 years!  The plan is called the Soylent Green New Deal, and it will slow deforestation by nearly 50% and create thousands of green new jobs in the organic butchering industry!”

Bernie: “I’m here to lead a grassroots political revolution.  And I am uniquely qualified to lead this movement.  I ask you, comrades, to join me.  We meet at 4:30 pm after dinner is finished at Luby’s, and then we will march to the public library where all the kids and intellectuals spend their time so we can round up new recruits!  Together, we will end the Vietnam War!”

Some of your best work.

12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

sure would like to hear some sort of financial debt discussion, but I’m sure there will be none.

Despite trillion dollar deficits, everyone will be promised everything. The Republicans have proven to be completely untrustworthy in handling the country’s finances. It would be nice if the Democratic Party could demonstrate some sort of competence with respect to the problem.

With all of the giveaways that will be discussed, they will leave the public with the perception that they will be even more reckless with finances, when in reality they could/would likely do a much better job than Republicans.

As long as the democrats explain how they plan to pay for their proposals, I have no problem with them leaving the debt for the republicans to worry about, the GOP are the motherfuckers that run it up the most anyway.  

Also, we have much bigger problems than the debt right now.  

11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Some of your best work.

I would have pos repped twice for Tased Beto alone.

21 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I sure would like to hear some sort of financial debt discussion, but I’m sure there will be none.

Despite trillion dollar deficits, everyone will be promised everything. The Republicans have proven to be completely untrustworthy in handling the country’s finances. It would be nice if the Democratic Party could demonstrate some sort of competence with respect to the problem.

With all of the giveaways that will be discussed, they will leave the public with the perception that they will be even more reckless with finances, when in reality they could/would likely do a much better job than Republicans.

republicans: we're going to cut the shit out of taxes for wealthy people and increase military spending while doing nothing else

proles: sounds great to me!

democrats: we're going to free up 15% of the economy and replace it with something cheaper while also cutting off the anchor keeping a lot of people from starting their own businesses

proles: how will you pay for it?

Drinking game, drink every time:

Joe Biden says “Obama”

Elizabeth Warren says “I get it.”

Yang says “it’s not about right or left” 

Harris says “I will prosecute”

Bernie says “Billionaires”

Beto says “racist”

Pete says “generational change” or “generation”

Klobachar says “Mom”

Booker says “Moral clarity” 

Castro says anything in Spanish 

 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Honestly, considering starting points, Yang's probably ran the second best campaign after Warren. Glad he's in this. 

 

Castro smiles like the Grinch

Boom Kamala

 

Yang holding a lottery up here

59 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Bernie says “Billionaires”

Drink

Bernie old man yelling at clouds

nailed it 

On 9/11/2019 at 1:40 PM, Celery Man said:

he plants $1000 underneath every chair in the auditorium

Is that a a fake southern accent?

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