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When someone asks me if I have kids it is fun to respond:

Wow! You think someone would have sex with me? Thats very flattering.

My parents refuse to beleive Ive been single my whole life even though I have never brought anyone home to meet them.  They still bug me about kids and I remind them that would require a female willing to put up with me for 9 months or more to accomplish. 

17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

They still bug me about kids and I remind them that would require a female willing to put up with me for 9 minutes  to accomplish. 

FIFY

From another direction, I think many will be childless solely due to the fact they aren’t having sex.  6 month old story from Washington Post where every age group is have less sex.  Even extremes where men between 18 and 30 up to 30% saying they haven’t had sex in a year. Up from 10% a decade ago. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/03/29/share-americans-not-having-sex-has-reached-record-high/

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Even extremes where men between 18 and 30 up to 30% saying they haven’t had sex in a year. Up from 10% a decade ago. 

Holy shit. I’m getting pretty irritable after a week or so.  

I guess this incel thing is actually real?  A third of our most salty demographic isn’t getting laid every year?   And you fucking idiots thing to do need a wall to keep out the bad guys?   We need legalized prostitution, free porn, and open relationships.  Now.  Domestic terrorism starts with domestic blue balls. 

A young lady I went out with last weekend explained to me that most guys in her age group 24-34 simply don't have their shit together. Women don't want to be a replacement for some loser's mother no matter how well he rings her bell. 

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