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Tom Brady does not like touching sweaty behinds, nor does he like touching them.

The New England Patriots legend is known as a fierce competitor that has helped lead him to six Super Bowl rings.

Ted Karras will serve as the starting center of the New England Patriots when they face off against the Dolphins in Miami. It is definitely going to be a hot day, and Brady is a man who doesn’t like his centers to sweat on him.

Brady goes to the extreme by personally tossing towels down his teammates’ uniforms to avoid receiving slippery footballs from his centers that would definitely impact him throwing. The Atheltic’s Nick Underhill talked to former centers who described their experience with Brady.

https://theathletic.com/1205494/2019/09/12/how-do-you-avoid-the-swamp-ass-tom-brady-does-it-by-sticking-a-towel-down-his-centers-pants/

"I always tell them I don't want to throw a wet ball on a perfectly sunny day" - Tom Brady

Edited by Vic Mackey

That article said "touching them" twice in the same sentence. I guess he likes "touching them".

What about Belicheck? He's a sweaty ass. 

My mom:  "Swass," what is that?"  

Me:  Sweaty ass.  

My mom: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..."  (because she's high off the whatever they gave her at the dental office, lol)  

Edited by TeddyBearStallion

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah.  That's why.

I think we are done here.

Lol.  Awesome. Don’t care, he’s the best ever. Ehlinger should put baby powder down our center’s ass. 

Edited by GotThatFire

The center's ass sweat gets on the outside of your hand. You throw with the inside of your hand. Dry ball, so confused.

Brady is still upset he didn’t get to attend Penn State.He always felt it was a better fit for him. The Penn State staff touched him in away Michigan never did, and it changed him forever.

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