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I Know Folks Are Apathetic Cuz It's Rice...But It's Friday!

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I'd say the apathy has little if anything to do with Rice bub 

Based on the LSU game last weekend apparently we no longer do Texas Fight chants.

I had halal cart chicken and rice for lunch so this hits close to home.

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I will Be soon cooking some teriyaki chicken fried rice.

Rice!  Rice! Rice Rice Rice!

TEXAS!🤘

1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

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Of course, Texas lost this game to Rice.  

day off, Texas!

Edited by pacman

Rice facts:

Rice is a Giffen good.

Arkansas is the largest producer of rice.

The mortar used in the Great Wall of China is lime mixed into a rice porridge.

Edited by JBJ

Fuck this apathetic shit. My body is ready, regardless of opponent. When the season is over we bitch about no football, so every game matters to me. 

10 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Rice facts:

Rice is a Giffen good.

Arkansas is the largest producer of rice.

The mortar used in the Great Wall of China is lime mixed into a rice porridge.

What comes out of a chinaman's ass? ... Rice..rice..rice!!!!

*anyone remember this little beauty?  Going DEEP into the well of old SWC cheers.  

Don’t be so apathetic.  You could be playing UCLA or even Tennessee...just imagine trying to get a rise on that shit.  

Can't I just be apathetic for apathy's sake?

TEXAS!!!

When I got up this morning I told myself I should be apathetic about the game tomorrow, but I just didn't have enough energy to muster up the apathy

1 hour ago, ousux said:

Can't I just be apathetic for apathy's sake?

TEXAS!!!

Meh whatever

4 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

TEXAS!

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Every time I see your avatar it reminds me to "mind the gap".

So he used to know how to do the HookEm correctly.
Ahem

MM does the hook'em correctly.

Here is the man who invented it demonstrating it for the first time. He is the one in the middle. Notice how his right hand hook'em is faced.

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The floating head is Vincent R Denino.

So fuck off with this MM doesn't know how to do a hook'em, aggy boy.

https://www.hookem.com/2015/11/11/happy-birthday-to-the-hook-em-horns-sign/

https://jimnicar.com/ut-traditions/hook-em-horns-hand-sign/

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

Ahem

MM does the hook'em correctly.

Here is the man who invented it demonstrating it for the first time. He is the one in the middle. Notice how his right hand hook'em is faced.

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The floating head is Vincent R Denino.

So fuck off with this MM doesn't know how to do a hook'em, aggy boy.

https://www.hookem.com/2015/11/11/happy-birthday-to-the-hook-em-horns-sign/

https://jimnicar.com/ut-traditions/hook-em-horns-hand-sign/
 

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Rice facts:
Rice is a Giffen good.
Arkansas is the largest producer of rice.
The mortar used in the Great Wall of China is lime mixed into a rice porridge.
Arkansas rice fucking blows.

Eagle Lake rice rules.
What comes out of a chinaman's ass? ... Rice..rice..rice!!!!
*anyone remember this little beauty?  Going DEEP into the well of old SWC cheers.  
That one was old when my dad started at The University in 1940. Took him a while to finish because he and thousands of Horns enlisted Dec 8, 1941.
46 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

When I got up this morning I told myself I should be apathetic about the game tomorrow, but I just didn't have enough energy to muster up the apathy

 

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Indeed.

Fuck TCU.

AND Rice.

Fuck Jess Neeley

Where were we...
Uh

FIGHT!
2 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:
What comes out of a chinaman's ass? ... Rice..rice..rice!!!!
*anyone remember this little beauty?  Going DEEP into the well of old SWC cheers.  

That one was old when my dad started at The University in 1940. Took him a while to finish because he and thousands of Horns enlisted Dec 8, 1941.

Good for him.  A different time back then!  

Ummmm.... Texas?

 

 

Light that tower!

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(Oh, shit, how did that get in there?)  

 

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2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

What comes out of a chinaman's ass? ... Rice..rice..rice!!!!

*anyone remember this little beauty?  Going DEEP into the well of old SWC cheers.  

You have to get it right!  It’s: Rice! Rice! Rice Rice Rice! 

5 rices coming out!

From my work getting ready to start the weekend in Longview:

 

FIGHT! 

I'm not apathetic.  I listened to us lose to Rice on the freaking radio my freshman year in Jester (1994).  We were so irrelevant it wasn't even televised, and it's a good thing.

And I watched us lose to Kansas not so long ago.

I relish every murder of an overmatched opponent.

56-7 tomorrow.

TEXAS  !  !  !

 

Edited by TexArcher

19 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

56-7 tomorrow.

Fuck that noise. I want the motherfucking shutout.

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