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7 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Anything is possible. 

^^^Great name for her sister^^^

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Lulz, Wake QB bowling through NC linemen and LBs like they're nothin'

Tarheels appear to be scared to death.

Ah too bad. The UNC line finally remembered they were large people.

Man, I just hate it for the kids...

And there's Mack with the familiar fart smellin' look on his face.

Was Beth Mowins not available to call this game?

So UNC OL is all hurt or just shit? I know they have a FR QB, but how the fuck are they 2-0 if they are this bad?

Halftime speech and grape slices and cookies!  That will buck them up!

Just now, clapclapclap said:

I'm not complaining, but what's with the early start time?

For TV doubleheader

Well I was about to make fun of Mack, but that was actually really great. Much more actionable than just "we're pulling for ya, thoughts, prayers, yadda yadda"

aaaaaand there's McAfee with "oh yeah t's and p's for the Bahamas, anyway..." 

That's how you don't fucking do it, bud.

Edited by texifornia

It really bugs me that the University of North Carolina, in Chapel Hill, is closer to the city of Wake Forest, North Carolina, than Wake Forest University is. That's just wrong. Wake Forest being in Winston-Salem is like putting the University of Houston in San Angelo.

It’s like Midland is in Odessa and Odessa is in Waxahachie?  What the fuck is Wake doing?  It’s unconstitutional!  Just saying.  For Mac and all.

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It really bugs me that the University of North Carolina, in Chapel Hill, is closer to the city of Wake Forest, North Carolina, than Wake Forest University is. That's just wrong. Wake Forest being in Winston-Salem is like putting the University of Houston in San Angelo.

A long ass time ago it fell to me to drive across the state of Pennsylvania from the sw corner to the NE corner. Although every surrounding state had raised the speed limit to 65, PA, being a state of assholes and pedo-enablers, still rigorously enforced 55. Goddamn it that was the worst drive ever -- ugly landscapes and undermined mining towns and shit food at every roadside pit stop. It's a big state for one of those states that isn't Texas, too. Anyway, after what seemed like three days driving through that post-industrialist dystopia, I was thrilled to see that we were coming up for an exit for "Jersey Shore." Which is nowhere near the fucking Jersey Shore. My old school fold out map revealed the sad truth -- It's pretty close to being at the geographic center of that grotesque state. 

Philly's alright and I hear Pittsburgh's cool, but whoever said they were the bread around the shit sandwich that is the rest of that state hit the nail on the head. 

North Carolina is getting the entire experience of 16 years of Mack Brown Texas Football in just three short weeks. Minus a national championship.

Edited by Deej

Lol this green screen is obnoxious

4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

A long ass time ago it fell to me to drive across the state of Pennsylvania from the sw corner to the NE corner. Although every surrounding state had raised the speed limit to 65, PA, being a state of assholes and pedo-enablers, still rigorously enforced 55. Goddamn it that was the worst drive ever -- ugly landscapes and undermined mining towns and shit food at every roadside pit stop. It's a big state for one of those states that isn't Texas, too. Anyway, after what seemed like three days driving through that post-industrialist dystopia, I was thrilled to see that we were coming up for an exit for "Jersey Shore." Which is nowhere near the fucking Jersey Shore. My old school fold out map revealed the sad truth -- It's pretty close to being at the geographic center of that grotesque state. 

Philly's alright and I hear Pittsburgh's cool, but whoever said they were the bread around the shit sandwich that is the rest of that state hit the nail on the head. 

If you ate badly along the highway, that's on you. Sheetz and Wawa are the best convenience stores in the nation. GREAT sandwiches.

Big fan of any state university system that has an Indiana University and a California University and is neither of those state.

Edited by texifornia

It really bugs me that the University of North Carolina, in Chapel Hill, is closer to the city of Wake Forest, North Carolina, than Wake Forest University is. That's just wrong. Wake Forest being in Winston-Salem is like putting the University of Houston in San Angelo.


They used to be in Wake Forest, NC. RJ Reynolds’ family, owner of the cigarette company that produces Salem, Winston, Camel and other brands, practically bought Wake Forest and moved them to their land in Winston-Salem in 1941.
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If you ate badly along the highway, that's on you. Sheetz and Wawa are the best convenience stores in the nation. GREAT sandwiches.

Big fan of any state university system that has an Indiana University and a California University and is neither of those state.

Pretty sure those didn't exist in PA back then. We are talking 1990 or thereabouts. 

Yeah, and they also have a town called Matamoras. (Misspelled like that.)

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

North Carolina is getting the entire experience of 16 years of Mack Brown Texas Football in just three short weeks. Minus a national championship.

It was a 2 win program a year ago and their QBs have been terrible today. They were bound to have games like this. 

Is Wake this good?


I think this is a more of a testament to how awful South Carolina and Miami are. Assuming, of
course, Wake keeps this up. They play BC in Chestnut Hill next week. That’ll be the test to see if they’re actually legit or not.
22 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

It really bugs me that the University of North Carolina, in Chapel Hill, is closer to the city of Wake Forest, North Carolina, than Wake Forest University is. That's just wrong. Wake Forest being in Winston-Salem is like putting the University of Houston in San Angelo.

Austin College being in Sherman tends to confuse people.

3 minutes ago, deac_tracy said:

 


I think this is a more of a testament to how awful South Carolina and Miami are. Assuming, of
course, Wake keeps this up. They play BC in Chestnut Hill next week. That’ll be the test to see if they’re actually legit or not.

 

Speaking of, they're up 10-0 on KU in Chestnut Hill in the first quarter and have the ball.

UNC D has looked WAY better since the 2Q on.

 

Dumb question but where does Mack rank from the all time perspective for coaches in general? I know it is easy to hate on him how he stopped giving a shit at the end, but also he was dominant for a 8 to 10 year stretch. Top 25% Top 10% all time?

 

C'mon this passing game is shit with no good intermediate or check downs

8 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

It was a 2 win program a year ago and their QBs have been terrible today. They were bound to have games like this. 

Yep. They were on that initial sugar rush from Sally's cookies. Nap time

They should give the crowd some bubbles to blow when they run those screens behind the first down marker.

1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Anyway, after what seemed like three days driving through that post-industrialist dystopia, I was thrilled to see that we were coming up for an exit for "Jersey Shore." Which is nowhere near the fucking Jersey Shore. My old school fold out map revealed the sad truth -- It's pretty close to being at the geographic center of that grotesque state. 

Philly's alright and I hear Pittsburgh's cool, but whoever said they were the bread around the shit sandwich that is the rest of that state hit the nail on the head. 

I hated the parts of PA I saw when I drove through, and that was on the toll roads (of such pathetic quality, by the way, that they give Louisiana a run for their money in "worst roads I've ever driven on" sweepstakes).

Any time someone wonders how aggy is pulling recruits out of the Northeast, I think about the long stretches of absolute shit in PA and NJ that make me understand how someone could stand to live in aggyland. It's boring as shit in College Station, but at least there's someone to pick up the trash, and so long as you don't actually live on campus, the raw sewage smell isn't all that bad.

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I hated the parts of PA I saw when I drove through, and that was on the toll roads (of such pathetic quality, by the way, that they give Louisiana a run for their money in "worst roads I've ever driven on" sweepstakes).

Any time someone wonders how aggy is pulling recruits out of the Northeast, I think about the long stretches of absolute shit in PA and NJ that make me understand how someone could stand to live in aggyland. It's boring as shit in College Station, but at least there's someone to pick up the trash, and so long as you don't actually live on campus, the raw sewage smell isn't all that bad.

Yeah those NJ kids they've pulled are mostly from Camden. Go look at any random lot in Camden on Google Street View, it's a horrorshow.

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Boy that play calling was uninspired. Haven’t crossed the 50 or got a first down

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

NC is just pure ass on offense 

Longo did this at Ole Miss, too. Flashes of super fun near-Baylorness, then awful turtling under any pressure.

Capri Suns at halftime bitches!

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wow! Competence from KU football!

Big12. It just *laser sounds* more.

Damnit Mack. 

The announcer just say you don't win very many games not getting past the 50? 

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