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I kinda liked the first one. Margot Robbie's ass may have been a factor.

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17 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Can’t be any worse than the first one, right?

I notice Jared Leto is not coming back.

Is this a sequel or a mulligan? First one is the worst movie I’ve seen in a long time.

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1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

Is this a sequel or a mulligan? First one is the worst movie I’ve seen in a long time.

It’s complicated.  4-5 actors are coming back.  

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I recognize maybe half of those names. 

i'm batting under .500 for sure.

i can take just about any action movie and list 35 names from the credits if that's all this is.

A reminder that Pete Davidson has fucked Ariana Grande and Kate Beckinsale, and is now fucking Margaret Qualley, the hot hitchhiker from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

44 minutes ago, ajax said:

A reminder that Pete Davidson has fucked Ariana Grande and Kate Beckinsale, and is now fucking Margaret Qualley, the hot hitchhiker from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

It pays to be crazy but in an emotionally damaged way and famous for dating one of the hottest pop stars on the planet. 

I thought Leto's portrayal was different but fine, but the direction and editing didnt let him go full on psychotic. If you're going to portray the Joker in that pure manic fashion he needs to be over the top violent and depraved which doesn't work for a marvel pg13 movie. 

17 hours ago, Red Five said:

I recognize maybe half of those names. 

 

15 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm batting under .500 for sure.

i can take just about any action movie and list 35 names from the credits if that's all this is.

 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

More like Whoicide Squad.

lmao.

I knew 6

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I knew around 12 or so.

And you fuckers better be including Nathan Fillion in the ones you know.

It pays to be crazy but in an emotionally damaged way and famous for dating one of the hottest pop stars on the planet. 


Having a big dick doesn’t hurt.
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13 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Having a big dick doesn’t hurt.

 

I saw somewhere that he's only around 7-inches, so he's not that big.

Well, for tiny skinny gala like Ariana, Kate, and Margaret it’s relative.

And there’s that infamous tweet from Ariana which claims it’s MUCH larger than 7 inches.

Grande made the phallic reference on Twitter in June of last year after a fan asked her, "How long is Pete??? Oh, as in the interlude, not as in... Anyway." The pop star replied, "Like 10 inches? Oh, f--k...I mean...a lil over a minute." Grande has since deleted the tweet.


Anyone, sorry for the Dick Derailment fellas! Back to “Suicide Squad”!

Considering the first movie, and James Dunn's tweet, several of those names aren't going to be in the movie very long. Hopefully their deaths will be funny and grisly.

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53 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Considering the first movie, and James Dunn's tweet, several of those names aren't going to be in the movie very long. Hopefully their deaths will be funny and grisly.

Deadpool already did it, but hopefully they go with that attitude.

10 out of 24 for me. I’m drawing hope from the fact that Taika wanted to be involved. He’s awesome.

I love Nathan but he needs the work.

The only lasting impression of watching it was thinking the whole time, "Man, they should make some variation of this AGAIN, as soon as possible!"

12 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

The only lasting impression of watching it was thinking the whole time, "Man, they should make some variation of this AGAIN, as soon as possible!"

Its called a porn parody, and there are plenty out there.

18 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

10 out of 24 for me. I’m drawing hope from the fact that Taika wanted to be involved. He’s awesome.

I love Nathan but he needs the work.

He has a series on ABC right now.

On 9/16/2019 at 11:56 PM, formermav43 said:

He has a series on ABC right now.

Exactly

DC is honestly just sad. Marvel by a million. 

More Gal Gadot, less of this.

Edited by Girdwood

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

trailer is out

 

Directed by Cathy Yan, a chinese director whose only other feature length film is about dead pigs floating a chinese river. It was called Dead Pigs.

I have a feeling you guys don't know the difference between Suicide Squad(which I think is just about to start filming) and this crappy Birds of Prey off shoot that's coming out in February.

2 Different movies.

On ‎9‎/‎13‎/‎2019 at 5:33 PM, RPM said:

I kinda liked the first one. Margot Robbie's ass may have been a factor.

Not the only one.

I know the difference, just didn't see a thread. Both look like shit.

 

We will always have Harley from Batman:TAS.  You can't take that from me.

Nope.  One of the best Batman's(Conroy) and THE one and true Joker(Mark Hamill).  They can't take that from either of us.

1 hour ago, Drew said:

I have a feeling you guys don't know the difference between Suicide Squad(which I think is just about to start filming) and this crappy Birds of Prey off shoot that's coming out in February.

2 Different movies.

Not the only one.

yeah, you're right. i'm an idiot. 

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6 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

yeah, you're right. i'm an idiot. 

Actually it confirms that they are ditching the Joker for the Suicide Squad/Birds of Prey universe.  Which I think is separate from the DCEU.

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Actually it confirms that they are ditching the Joker for the Suicide Squad/Birds of Prey universe.  Which I think is separate from the DCEU.

because that makes sense. 

SMDH. 

i just do not understand the strategy in the DC universe.

19 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

because that makes sense. 

SMDH. 

i just do not understand the strategy in the DC universe.

throw shit on the wall and see what sticks

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2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

because that makes sense. 

SMDH. 

i just do not understand the strategy in the DC universe.

 

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

throw shit on the wall and see what sticks

"Hmmm...this expanded cinematic universe is not working, so let's create another one.  And while we're at it, we'll toss in a Joker movie set in the early 1980s, just as we are scrubbing our current joke from our second cinematic universe.  One of these is bound to stick, right?"

Sad thing is, they probably have the talent they need to wrangle a solid universe of sorts, but that talent is working in DC comics and not on the cinematic side.

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On 10/1/2019 at 1:16 PM, Drew said:

I have a feeling you guys don't know the difference between Suicide Squad(which I think is just about to start filming) and this crappy Birds of Prey off shoot that's coming out in February.

2 Different movies.

I heard the new Birds of Prey movie isn't made for the male gays. I'm surprised the LBGTQ community isn't up in arms.

I'm still hung up on the fact that this gomer boinked all those babes.

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1 hour ago, Parliament said:

I'm still hung up on the fact that this gomer boinked all those babes.

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It's the Can't Buy Me Love story. Once you have a reputation for dating nothing but hot women, that only attracts more hot women. In their logic, if they show up on his arm/paparazzi photo, it puts them on the same level as Ariana, Beckinsale, etc.  This works somewhat for everyday guys that pull hot woman, but it's turned up to an 11 for someone that is famous.  

David Spade is another example of leveraging hot women to get more.

Hats off to him for pulling off this move.

Edited by Nice Guy Eddie

Doesn't matter of course, but I assume those women are all batshit crazy?

Except David Spade can actually show some talent from time to time and is pretty funny at times.  His talk show on Comedy Central is actually pretty entertaining.  Mainly because he's friends with basically every comedian around and can pull Adam Sandler to do a show.

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