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7PM CST on Fox. Placeholder for later since I’ll be at the game. 

Godspeed @Sbbruin

California's in a huge (by their standards) heatwave - high of 92 today. No way anyone wants to bake in the Rose Bowl while UCLA gets bent over when the beach is right over there. Going to be like 10k Okie transplants in the stands and some players' families.

You'd think OU could name the score in this one.  But Pac 10 teams would change their spots from week to week, so who knows.  

 

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5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You'd think OU could name the score in this one.

 I expect they will. Not even knowing that the worst loss in UCLA history is, I'd guess OU has a shot at providing it tonight. Those Heisman QB stats don't manufacture themselves!!!!

Like a standard Saturday night at an Oklahoma bar, this is going to get ugly early. 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

You'd think OU could name the score in this one.  But Pac 10 teams would change their spots from week to week, so who knows.  

 

Yeah, there’s zero chance I bet on this one.  Too many unknowns.  

maybe ucla will get lucky and ou has a pimp stick

Just now, mchookem said:

maybe ucla will get lucky and ou has a pimp stick

scepter......it is a pimp scepter

All I can say to Texas fans is

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There may be a decent crowd. They offered 4 free tix to many season ticket holders to help fill it up. But it will be hot as balls. Closer to 100. But I've got two pork butts on the smoker and plenty of cold beer, so I'll make the most of a bad situation. Miracles happen, but our QB (and DBs) are so bad I fear there is no way to overcome it short of 10 OU turnovers, which still might just keep it close.

I hope there's an earthquake and all the sooners fall into a giant crack in the earth.

17 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

All I can say to Texas fans is

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There may be a decent crowd. They offered 4 free tix to many season ticket holders to help fill it up. But it will be hot as balls. Closer to 100. But I've got two pork butts on the smoker and plenty of cold beer, so I'll make the most of a bad situation. Miracles happen, but our QB (and DBs) are so bad I fear there is no way to overcome it short of 10 OU turnovers, which still might just keep it close.

I feel if you drink enough, you can win. 

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I hope there's an earthquake and all the sooners fall into a giant crack in the earth.

What exactly do you call Norman?

21 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

All I can say to Texas fans is
There may be a decent crowd. They offered 4 free tix to many season ticket holders to help fill it up. But it will be hot as balls. Closer to 100. But I've got two pork butts on the smoker and plenty of cold beer, so I'll make the most of a bad situation. Miracles happen, but our QB (and DBs) are so bad I fear there is no way to overcome it short of 10 OU turnovers, which still might just keep it close.

This is why we’ve adopted you as one of us.  You get it.  Hopefully you show @Constant some good hospitality.  

4 hours ago, Constant said:

7PM CST on Fox. Placeholder for later since I’ll be at the game. 

At 7PM CST OU will still suck

35 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I hope there's an earthquake and all the sooners fall into a giant crack in the earth.

But not the UCLA students.  My kids probably going to Loyola or Occidental so I’m hoping he marries up.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

California's in a huge (by their standards) heatwave - high of 92 today. No way anyone wants to bake in the Rose Bowl while UCLA gets bent over when the beach is right over there. Going to be like 10k Okie transplants in the stands and some players' families.

So Bakersfield is going to be dead today.

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

fuck ou

A thousand times.

5 hours ago, Constant said:

7PM CST on Fox. Placeholder for later since I’ll be at the game. 

Godspeed @Sbbruin

Hey Goob, we're on CDT here in Texas.

BlowU lucks out once again, cupcake game that will look like something else to the casual observer of their schedule[emoji849]

 

It's usually aggy that falls backwards into one of these turd polishers..

 

 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

fuck ou

I can get behind this message today.

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20 straight true road wins on the line for OU. 

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UCLA doesn’t deserve this stadium. Pathetic. 

Just now, Constant said:

UCLA doesn’t deserve this stadium. Pathetic. 

No one likes your shitty State or team 

10 minutes ago, Constant said:

UCLA doesn’t deserve this stadium. Pathetic. 

What time is it?

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Time is a social construct. 

16 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

What time is it?

It's 6:48, and ou still sucks

16 minutes ago, Constant said:

Time is a social construct. 

You can mull that theory over while you're spending eternity with ME, Goob. 

Did I just hear 99 yards rushing from hurts on 1st drive?

Sooner defense still blows

Bruins getting some yards this drive.  I nice pass and two nice runs. 

Chip Kelly was 46-7 at Oregon and has done jack shit at UCLA, his teams have been terrible. I understand different situations,  but it's not even close to what he did at UO, and southern California ain't short on recruits. I really think he doesnt care, that the NFL burned him.

Just now, Dewey said:

Chip Kelly was 46-7 at Oregon and has done jack shit at UCLA, his teams have been terrible. I understand different situations,  but it's not even close to what he did at UO, and southern California ain't short on recruits. I really think he doesnt care, that the NFL burned him.

He took over an 11 win team at Oregon. He’s never built shit. He’s a good OC. With Oregon buying recruits, he could OC them to success. He took over a UCLA in need of a serious rebuild. He can’t recruit for shit. 

So he will be fired in a year or two 

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He took over an 11 win team at Oregon. He’s never built shit. He’s a good OC. With Oregon buying recruits, he could OC them to success. He took over a UCLA in need of a serious rebuild. He can’t recruit for shit. 

So he will be fired in a year or two 

Maybe sooner than that.

We are terrible. And getting worse by the play.

This UCLA defense is just comically bad. 

Just now, Sbbruin said:

We are terrible. And getting worse by the play.

Probably, but you're not going to tell by playing ou. Their offense is going to lay it on everyone. Their defense, however, is beyond abysmal. 

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Probably, but you're not going to tell by playing ou. Their offense is going to lay it on everyone. Their defense, however, is beyond abysmal. 

Are you watching the game. Their defense is almost unrecognizably better

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UCLA should just cut their losses and fire Chip right now. Makes no sense they are this bad. 

Just now, J.R. said:

Are you watching the game. Their defense is almost unrecognizably better

No, but I agreed that UCLA is probably that bad on offense and defense, so it's hard to make a call. 

OU could probably put anyone in Lincoln’s system and make them Heisman material. Damn, they could get 3 in a row. 

37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He took over an 11 win team at Oregon. He’s never built shit. He’s a good OC. With Oregon buying recruits, he could OC them to success. He took over a UCLA in need of a serious rebuild. He can’t recruit for shit. 

So he will be fired in a year or two 

He took Oregon to another level, he cant get ucla off the mat. Fundamentally, they look like shit, tons of mistakes. 

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22 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Are you watching the game. Their defense is almost unrecognizably better

Safeties still suck pretty bad. 

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