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Just now, Modessit said:
1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:
shutout please.

Nice jinx

yeah, I'll just STFU now.

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1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

That hole was so big that Kyle Porter would have made 2 yards.

He wouldn’t have seen it.

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Oh my Jesus.   Rice May score.

or not

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

yeah, I'll just STFU now.

You got lucky. We’re gonna have to keep an eye on you.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

Rice has 0 points and 4 first downs.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

You got lucky. We’re gonna have to keep an eye on you.

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The volume on the commercials is more obnoxiously loud than normal.

Rice has 0 points and 4 first downs.
They should quick kick more.
Just now, Ellellelle said:

This Chrysler commercial is real bad.

This. I have the urge to cram hormel chili up a mini van tail pipe. Fuck chrysler and fuck hormel 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Rice has 0 points and 4 first downs.

Orlando sucks. Or is it Rice?

Edited by Wishbone

3 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

This Chrysler commercial is real bad.

So are their cars

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This. I have the urge to cram hormel chili up a mini van tail pipe. Fuck chrysler and fuck hormel 

I aint falling for the old Hormel up the tailpipe man

Roschon has a nice mix of patience and hitting a hole, and a head and shoulder wiggle in space that works.  Looks like he's been an RB his whole life.

Edited by TexArcher

5 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

The volume on the commercials is more obnoxiously loud than normal.

So you’re saying that YOU DONT NEED A LUBRICATED CATHETER?!

9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Doesn’t this fucking faggot post on this site? 

Old Trapper ad is funny

Just now, TexArcher said:

Roschon has a nice mix of patience and hitting a hole.  And a head and shoulder wiggle in space thst works.  Looks like he's been an RB his whole life.

This type of player is what Herman is all about. Better athletes, well conditioned, and more overall team speed. It’s been what he’s preached from day one. His plan is coming together.

did you look at the size of that last catheter he held up?  holy fuck its gonna tickle his tonsils 

Just now, Snacks said:

Roschon Johnson looks really good...

When Whittington comes back for ou, this RB room all of the sudden is going to look good with RoJo, Ingram, Whittington, and Young.  Just play the hot hand every game.  I still think Whittington is the most talented back on campus.  It took me one play to see his ability to cut and change directions to see that he has something that no one else on this team does.  

RoJo looks like a badass but with Bijan coming in next year, I think you move him to QB and see if you can develop him like into a Braxton Miller type player.  Imagine a QB/RB combo in 2 years of RoJo and Whittington.  

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

So you’re saying that YOU DONT NEED A LUBRICATED CATHETER?!

The unlubricated catheter tickles a little 

Just now, Wishbone said:

This type of player is what Herman is all about. Better athletes, well conditioned, and more overall team speed. It’s been what he’s preached from day one. His plan is coming together.

Yeah, we look so much faster all over the field than during the Strong days.

Just now, Radical Larry said:

GET THE BEST CATHETER FOR YOU!

Do they come in burnt orange? In if so.

So you’re saying that YOU DONT NEED A LUBRICATED CATHETER?!
Don't search "sounding" on Pornhub.
Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

That does it, I'm getting my free catheter. 

I have to pee, but I'm waiting for my free sample.

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