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The unlubricated catheter tickles a little 
Why do the Feds let this fucking aggy in a cockpit
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2 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

Jim's enthusiasm for catheters is a little concerning.

Well it is pre-lubricated

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

did you look at the size of that last catheter he held up?  holy fuck its gonna tickle his tonsils 

It doesn't go in his mouth, silly. 

Don't search "sounding" on Pornhub.
Sounding?

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Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

It doesn't go in his mouth, silly. 

That's what she said?

e27430f229e03cd492825498f17c0f2d.jpgI just seen this. Tweeted back in June


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how many times am I going to be told that there were no Aaron Rodgers hurt in the making of this commerical.... jeez

Has there been an update about Shackelford's injury?

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Casey needs work 

This is why I hope we continue to run our normal offense while he is in. 

Just now, Chopper said:

Has there been an update about Shackelford's injury?

Yes. "It sucks."

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Ill be honest here.  That catheter commercial makes me uncomfortable.

If the commercial makes you uncomfortable ……

He also has a man bun going.  Is that related?
But he grills a badass steak.
If the commercial makes you uncomfortable ……
.... Then you should order the lubricated catheter
9 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

So you’re saying that YOU DONT NEED A LUBRICATED CATHETER?!

Man wtf was that commercial.

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Has there been an update about Shackelford's injury?

He’d rather have a catheter.

6 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

This random Rice LB is pretty good

Dude is a horse, all over the place 

wow.... not sure who was actually blocking that play, but the answer was nobody

our back half on the defense is so suspect 

Gonna be honest - 38 points feels kinda low with the offense vs defense skill difference and stats. It’s an absolute asskicking but Texas should probably be scoring 50-60 in these kind of games when it’s fully loaded.

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Just now, Hook1997 said:

Dude is a horse, all over the place 

He's welcome to grad transfer

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man, when that blue cloud parted, it was just white jerseys flowing in.  

Edited by Mdhorn

Somehow the defense looks underwhelming in a shutout. Okie State game is going to be stressful. 

Edited by Bruh Man

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