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#1401

Well I’m glad y’all found something to bitch about. I was worried y’all might actually have a full positive night. 

Oh, and those are the 3’s that were getting beat, the 2’s rotate in. 

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#1404

Took care of business. It was Rice, but beats a hot fire poker up the ass. Better sharpen up on D the rest of the way.

#1405



Took care of business. It was Rice, but beats a hot fire catheter up the ass. Better sharpen up on D the rest of the way.


OU sucks

#1407

We need a real DB analyst to get some shiite straight in the backfield otherwise OSU, OU and maybe others gonna corn hole us.

#1408
Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

Well played and covered thanks to a kick off return for TD. Hook'em Horns!

what a wild cover.

#1412
16 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Why the fuck is our backup d doing all out blitzes and not working on just assignment football?

All out blitzing is TO assignment football. Just put your foot in the ground, play fast and swarm to the ball. Don't worry about making mistakes.

#1414
17 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Donovan Duvernay should probably not be a D1 corner

He was a Kevin Vaccaro take. 

#1415
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Satya posted a great gif of it somewhere up top, and it's magnificent every single time you see it. 

Shit, I missed that. Sorry 

#1418
3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Did Eagles play much tonight??

Just one grab I beleive.

#1420
7 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

It’s off topic but what the hell

 

That reminds me of the Sage Rosenfels “Rosencopter” play when he played for the Texans. Indianapolis Colts lit him up.

#1421

Nice win and we got the backups in there.

Next week is the biggest game of the season so far. OSU looks good and we owe them for years of losing.

#1425
17 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Ossai and Shack getting MRIs

Shack re-injured ankle and Ossai with shoulder injury...  please be okay!  Need to pound OSU next week.

#1428

Texas is a top 8 team no doubt. What a long journey from the pit of hell , the 2016 KU game.

in a dream world with 8 team playoffs -- i have Bama, Clemson, LSU, GA, OU, Texas, tOUS and my 8th team is UCF.

#1429
28 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Juwan Mitchell looked pretty good. I’d be comfortable with Shark at BB if need be. Has Vaughns played at all?

Byron played, didn't look great. May have been his first action ever though. 

He looked pretty huge out there with extra long arms.

#1437
25 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

We should have played Rice at their stadium.

Yep. Doesn't look like a lot of people wanted to pay $100 for this game.

#1440
2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Yep. Doesn't look like a lot of people wanted to pay $100 for this game.

Who paid $100?! I saw tickets on sale for $35, unless that was the upper deck only.

#1443
Yep. Doesn't look like a lot of people wanted to pay $100 for this game.


Yep. I wasn’t going to pay more than $35/ticket for this blowout. Asked my son if he’d rather sit in the nose bleeds or watch on TV. We watched at home.

You’d have to think they would have made a lot more money if they’d have made the ticket prices more reflective of the uncompetitive nature of this game.

#1444
6 hours ago, bluto said:

what'd the MOB do at half time?

They did a weird back to the future thing with some kid running around in a card board DeLorean. Not their most inspired effort.

#1446
8 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

They should always poke aggy when they play Texas. Maybe something about Candy (sic). 

Play "I want candy?"

#1447

The porker cheer leader thing ( Rice) , is a mockery in itself , and doesn’t help “normalize” obesity.

Saw the same thing on the Kentucky side lines in the Florida game last night with an obese Pom squad gal. It doesn’t work, not even for pity points.

 

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#1448

Am I the only one who didn't know that Rice even had cheerleaders? I've been kinda sorta following the Owls as long as I can remember (grew up around the corner from campus) and I am about to turn 50 and this is the first time I can remember noticing Owlettes or whatever they are called, portly or sleek.

 

#1449
24 minutes ago, El Squared said:

The porker cheer leader thing ( Rice) , is a mockery in itself , and doesn’t help “normalize” obesity.

Saw the same thing on the Kentucky side lines in the Florida game last night with an obese Pom squad gal. It doesn’t work, not even for pity points.

 

If she's a good dancer, it doesn't really matter what she looks like. That's the point. 

#1450
2 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Am I the only one who didn't know that Rice even had cheerleaders? I've been kinda sorta following the Owls as long as I can remember (grew up around the corner from campus) and I am about to turn 50 and this is the first time I can remember noticing Owlettes or whatever they are called, portly or sleek.

 

Hey, Rice undergrad checking in (UT MBA).  Yes, Rice has had cheerleaders at least for the past 25 years or so since I've been a fan.  You probably hadn't noticed them because of their looks.  The pool of Rice co-eds consists primarily of A) national merit scholars who can be found exclusively in the library  B) feminists/political protesters/hairy pit angry women  C) athletes and D) the smart nerd / average looking girl who was on the dance team in high school and always wanted to be a cheerleader but couldn't make the high school team.  

 

Group D is the only available one to recruit Rice cheerleaders from.

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