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Damn Dak. Keep going. Lol

Um Run away from the defender... don’t hope for a block

Just now, Mileslong said:

Um Run away from the defender... don’t hope for a block

He’s not fast enough to run away from that defender.  Lulz 

I was about to say they better call that.

Redskins with the stupid mustard face masks, why they aren’t gray is beyond me...

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You can’t stop witten. You can only hope to contain him.

So we spend most of the half looking like utter dogshit yet will take a 7-point lead into the break and on the road.

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It must be 5 o'clock. Cause it's Witten time.

How does Witten even get open?

Well to see, first he jogs to a spot. Turns right and keeps jogging.
Just now, Soul Glo said:

It must be 5 o'clock. Cause it's Witten time.

Was waiting for it 

So we spend most of the half looking like utter dogshit yet will take a 7-point lead into the break and on the road.
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Kind of makes you think this team is actually pretty good.
Just now, immortal13 said:

How does Witten even get open?

He starts out open. And once he's open, good luck catching him.

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Empty backfield inside the 5 is not real ideal. Line up and run. Glad the defense bailed us out and get got 7. Great drive to end the half. Lets keep the momentum to start the 2nd half with the ball. Please.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Empty backfield inside the 5 is not real ideal. Line up and run. Glad the defense bailed us out and get got 7. Great drive to end the half. Lets keep the momentum to start the 2nd half with the ball. Please.

It was a time issue. 13 seconds left in the half - you miss it, you get one more play

Stadium shot showed a lot of empty seats, I don’t think they were all formerly occupied by fans making an early exit for the concession stand.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Empty backfield inside the 5 is not real ideal. Line up and run. Glad the defense bailed us out and get got 7. Great drive to end the half. Lets keep the momentum to start the 2nd half with the ball. Please.

One timeout with time for 2 plays a field goal. Passing was the right call.

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Time for that burrito. I'm gettin' a pork chile verde. What y'all want?

 

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I hope Heath's collision with Jones on that last defensive drive didn't cause an injury to his arm. That shit was awkward and Jones looked like he might have been telling them he was hurt.

Elliot’s about to eat

18 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

How does Witten even get open?

He shoots hair plugs out the front of his helmet at his defender, much like a porcupine shoots quills.

The yellow shoes by Washington keep fooling me thinking there's a penalty. 

Dak is on fire right now.  He’ll be getting a new contract by Wed 

Based on their numbers, it’s almost impossible to tell what wr has the ball at first glance.

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