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Daughter is away at school in Canada, eh.  I sent her up there with a personal supply of Crystal, which she takes down to the dining hall with her regularly.  Today, she had lunch off-campus, and had to text me right away that the tables there had this on them, and it wasn't bad:

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I trust her judgment.  But goddamn, the label cracks me up.

Haha, 3.7 liter jug. That looks like something you’d get at Del Taco. 

And it comes in a gallon jug, so you know it's good.

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And it comes in a gallon jug, so you know it's good.

To be fair, I suspect the tables had the smaller individual size bottles on them.

I googled Texas syrup just to see if we're trying to fuck up one of their specialties and the first thing to pop up was purple drank. 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Daughter is away at school in Canada, eh.  I sent her up there with a personal supply of Crystal, which she takes down to the dining hall with her regularly.  Today, she had lunch off-campus, and had to text me right away that the tables there had this on them, and it wasn't bad:

northern_heat.png

I trust her judgment.  But goddamn, the label cracks me up.

It's hawter than two burrs fucking in a volcanic cave er, eh

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Daughter is away at school in Canada, eh.  I sent her up there with a personal supply of Crystal, which she takes down to the dining hall with her regularly.  Today, she had lunch off-campus, and had to text me right away that the tables there had this on them, and it wasn't bad:

northern_heat.png

I trust her judgment.  But goddamn, the label cracks me up.

Canada, what the fuck?

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2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Canada, what the fuck?

I believe you mean, "Canada, c'est quoi ce bordel?"

When I think of hot sauce, one word comes to mind: NORTH.

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17 minutes ago, miguelito said:

When I think of hot sauce, one word comes to mind: NORTH.

"I'm not from the north, I'm a Texas man!"

Also makes a great engine coolant and tile caulk.

😄 I was expecting something different.

BTW I think my hot link would make most of you blush. #KingoftheNorth

23 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

BTW I think my hot link would make most of you blush. #KingoftheNorth

South Austin's mom disagrees. 

Hoping Brisket gets a sample and writes a review for us

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4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

You know he doesn't believe in brevity, right?

That's why I call the Dude "El Duderino."

I've been in Maine, which is basically Canada, since July. Nothing is hot here. Not the food, not the weather, not the women. Nothing.

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2 minutes ago, Paco said:

I've been in Maine, which is basically Canada, since July. Nothing is hot here. Not the food, not the weather, not the women. Nothing.

Spoken like a man who has failed to ordah the chowdah at any propah establishment.

Oh I've had plenty of fantastic food. Chowders that I want to bathe in, and enough wonderful fresh lobster to last me a lifetime. But none of it is hot, or maybe I should say spicy.

North Carolina has "Texas Pete". Which is an affront on several levels.

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The fact that it sucks is almost secondary to the other problems with it.

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

North Carolina has "Texas Pete". Which is an affront on several levels.

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The fact that it sucks is almost secondary to the other problems with it.

Golden Chick uses Texas Pete.

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