September 16, 20196 yr Daughter is away at school in Canada, eh. I sent her up there with a personal supply of Crystal, which she takes down to the dining hall with her regularly. Today, she had lunch off-campus, and had to text me right away that the tables there had this on them, and it wasn't bad: I trust her judgment. But goddamn, the label cracks me up.
September 16, 20196 yr Author And it comes in a gallon jug, so you know it's good.To be fair, I suspect the tables had the smaller individual size bottles on them.
September 16, 20196 yr I googled Texas syrup just to see if we're trying to fuck up one of their specialties and the first thing to pop up was purple drank.
September 16, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Daughter is away at school in Canada, eh. I sent her up there with a personal supply of Crystal, which she takes down to the dining hall with her regularly. Today, she had lunch off-campus, and had to text me right away that the tables there had this on them, and it wasn't bad: I trust her judgment. But goddamn, the label cracks me up. It's hawter than two burrs fucking in a volcanic cave er, eh
September 16, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Daughter is away at school in Canada, eh. I sent her up there with a personal supply of Crystal, which she takes down to the dining hall with her regularly. Today, she had lunch off-campus, and had to text me right away that the tables there had this on them, and it wasn't bad: I trust her judgment. But goddamn, the label cracks me up. Canada, what the fuck?
September 16, 20196 yr Author 2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said: Canada, what the fuck? I believe you mean, "Canada, c'est quoi ce bordel?"
September 16, 20196 yr Author 17 minutes ago, miguelito said: When I think of hot sauce, one word comes to mind: NORTH. "I'm not from the north, I'm a Texas man!"
September 17, 20196 yr 😄 I was expecting something different. BTW I think my hot link would make most of you blush. #KingoftheNorth
September 17, 20196 yr 23 minutes ago, Baboontyme said: BTW I think my hot link would make most of you blush. #KingoftheNorth South Austin's mom disagrees.
September 17, 20196 yr Author 4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: You know he doesn't believe in brevity, right? That's why I call the Dude "El Duderino."
September 17, 20196 yr I've been in Maine, which is basically Canada, since July. Nothing is hot here. Not the food, not the weather, not the women. Nothing.
September 17, 20196 yr Author 2 minutes ago, Paco said: I've been in Maine, which is basically Canada, since July. Nothing is hot here. Not the food, not the weather, not the women. Nothing. Spoken like a man who has failed to ordah the chowdah at any propah establishment.
September 17, 20196 yr Oh I've had plenty of fantastic food. Chowders that I want to bathe in, and enough wonderful fresh lobster to last me a lifetime. But none of it is hot, or maybe I should say spicy.
September 17, 20196 yr North Carolina has "Texas Pete". Which is an affront on several levels. The fact that it sucks is almost secondary to the other problems with it.
September 17, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said: North Carolina has "Texas Pete". Which is an affront on several levels. The fact that it sucks is almost secondary to the other problems with it. Golden Chick uses Texas Pete.
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