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#103

I actually am now rooting for the Jets. Because the Baker meltdown will be glorious. Also, I like Luke Falk so there’s that too. But both of these organizations are beyond fucking dysfunctional 

#106
17 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Not that old.

Mid 60’s.

My wife still looks great too.

Nothing Frank Thomas is selling will make a difference.

I would rather watch television.

Sad but true.

If you live until your sixties you will see what I mean.

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#107

When I hear tessitore-boogie I think it’s going to be the 11am northwestern-akron game on espn 2. What a terrible production all around. 

#110

Only real reason to watch is other than the Kids Baking Championship which is awesome...nothing else is on. Also watching Baker pout and lose his shit is a plus. But honestly Booger and Tessitore negate anything decent this game has going for it—which wasn’t much

#111
8 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Looks like someone didn’t watch Texans-Jags yesterday. This game is better than that garbage yesterday.

I watched the "highlights" and there was some routine 4 yd runs on first down sprinkled in there lol

#115
Just now, deadshank said:

Tainey and Anuel at half time?  What exactly is a Tainey and Anuel?

Couldn't be worse than last week right?

Right?

#117
1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Tainey and Anuel at half time?  What exactly is a Tainey and Anuel?

2019 version of Captain & Tennille.

#118
Just now, Zavala said:

Couldn't be worse than last week right?

Right?

It's espn so there is a distinct possibility. 

Makes me long for Chris Berman.  

Sorta. 

#121
21 minutes ago, deter said:

If the jets have any balls, they will need a cart for 95.

I'd be cool with them doing Baker the same way

#124
2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Charlie Strong approves of taking that delay of game penalty with 3 TO’s left.

Triggered.

#126
9 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Tainey and Anuel at half time?  What exactly is a Tainey and Anuel?

Sounds dirty.

#129

Joe Namath is still cool as fuck. Liked him when he used to call games back in the day on NBC

#138
2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Can they get Genesis to play the Genesis Halftime Show?

Or Genesis to play Sega Genesis on the Genesis halftime show.

#147

espn sucks

mnf sucks

tainty and anal suck (each other)

mayfield sucks

obj sucks

genesis sucks

booger sucks

Who'd I miss?

Edited by deadshank
ousux

#149
1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Mexicans with bad taste in music.

You could just say Mexicans.

#150
1 minute ago, deadshank said:

espn sucks

mnf sucks

tainty and anal suck (each other)

mayfield sucks

obj sucks

genesis sucks

booger sucks

Who'd I miss?

Bearded Tess.  

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