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I actually am now rooting for the Jets. Because the Baker meltdown will be glorious. Also, I like Luke Falk so there’s that too. But both of these organizations are beyond fucking dysfunctional 

17 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Not that old.

Mid 60’s.

My wife still looks great too.

Nothing Frank Thomas is selling will make a difference.

I would rather watch television.

Sad but true.

If you live until your sixties you will see what I mean.

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When I hear tessitore-boogie I think it’s going to be the 11am northwestern-akron game on espn 2. What a terrible production all around. 

Today I learned that there is someone named "D'Ernest" in this world.

Only real reason to watch is other than the Kids Baking Championship which is awesome...nothing else is on. Also watching Baker pout and lose his shit is a plus. But honestly Booger and Tessitore negate anything decent this game has going for it—which wasn’t much

8 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Looks like someone didn’t watch Texans-Jags yesterday. This game is better than that garbage yesterday.

I watched the "highlights" and there was some routine 4 yd runs on first down sprinkled in there lol

Tainey and Anuel at half time?  What exactly is a Tainey and Anuel?

Just now, deadshank said:

Tainey and Anuel at half time?  What exactly is a Tainey and Anuel?

Couldn't be worse than last week right?

Right?

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

Tainey and Anuel at half time?  What exactly is a Tainey and Anuel?

2019 version of Captain & Tennille.

Just now, Zavala said:

Couldn't be worse than last week right?

Right?

It's espn so there is a distinct possibility. 

Makes me long for Chris Berman.  

Sorta. 

Damn Jets can't even get a play off on time.

Edited by Bevojoe

Charlie Strong approves of taking that delay of game penalty with 3 TO’s left.

21 minutes ago, deter said:

If the jets have any balls, they will need a cart for 95.

I'd be cool with them doing Baker the same way

Did you hear that big cheer when they thought obj was injured... Typical NY

I thought Baker was supposed to be accurate. Last 2 passes have been garbage

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Charlie Strong approves of taking that delay of game penalty with 3 TO’s left.

Triggered.

9 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Tainey and Anuel at half time?  What exactly is a Tainey and Anuel?

Sounds dirty.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Sounds dirty.

Tainty and Anal. 

Joe Namath is still cool as fuck. Liked him when he used to call games back in the day on NBC

Peyton is a functional mongoloid and sexual predator who can barely speak English. Wish he'd get the fuck off of TV and stay off.

I really hope when Mike Leach retires from coaching that he gets the ESPN gig for MNF

Just now, deadshank said:

What in the wide world of sports is this crap?

Roger Troutman's nightmare.

on what fucking planet is a Hyundai Genesis a fucking "luxury" car?

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Can they get Genesis to play the Genesis Halftime Show?

Or Genesis to play Sega Genesis on the Genesis halftime show.

This duo has about as much energy as the Jets offense. 

Tiny & Unwell? wtf kind of name is that

Just now, Deej said:

Or Genesis to play Sega Genesis on the Genesis halftime show.

While looking at an issue of Genesis magazine.

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Jesus who listens to this garbage

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Just now, Michael Knight said:

Jesus who listens to this garbage

Mexicans with bad taste in music.

Jesus who listens to this garbage
The dismal tide....

espn sucks

mnf sucks

tainty and anal suck (each other)

mayfield sucks

obj sucks

genesis sucks

booger sucks

Who'd I miss?

Edited by deadshank
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well at least Hank Williams is back instead of that lady singer of the past few years

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Mexicans with bad taste in music.

You could just say Mexicans.

1 minute ago, deadshank said:

espn sucks

mnf sucks

tainty and anal suck (each other)

mayfield sucks

obj sucks

genesis sucks

booger sucks

Who'd I miss?

Bearded Tess.  

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