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1 minute ago, hornhorn said:

Bills, Jaguars, Dolphins, Giants. They play in a league where more than 1/3rd of ALL teams make it into the playoffs, these teams haven't done it in 3-4 years. Maybe Giants have, but I'm too lazy to look it up because fuck the Giants.

Bills are OK this year.

I guess y’all don’t remember Boomer Esiason on MNF. It was terrible. 

What a terrible game matchup for MNF.  Ratings will drop off even more after this turd.

Did the jets create a gameplan where the left tackle is intentionally not supposed to block garrett? Happened about 5 times tonight. Idiotic. 

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Bills are OK this year.

 

Bills have played the Jets and the Giants. Only reason they are 2-0. 

Jacksonville/Titans Thursday? The NFL want us to hate football.

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I guess y’all don’t remember Boomer Esiason on MNF. It was terrible. 

All time worse on MNF in my book was Fred “The Hammer” Williamson.

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Bills are OK this year.

They've played Giants and Jets. I'll stick with their reputation of being absolute shit and underserving of being a franchise over the years and rely on that over their record this year. 

21 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Is there a worse team than the Jets?  They are pathetic.

have you seen the dolphins?

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10 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Jacksonville/Titans Thursday? The NFL want us to hate football.

Thursday games always suck no matter who plays

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4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

have you seen the dolphins?

Thankfully the Jets & Dolphins will square off twice this year to figure out who picks #1 overall

39 minutes ago, Deej said:

Horrible. Off to watch Below Deck.

Always a good bet to watch the hot chicks over this steaming turd 

13 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

All time worse on MNF in my book was Fred “The Hammer” Williamson.

Is that the dude that endorsed "King Cobra" Malt Liquor?

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Is that the dude that endorsed "King Cobra" Malt Liquor?

 

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Thankfully the Jets & Dolphins will square off twice this year to figure out who picks #1 overall

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22 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I guess y’all don’t remember Boomer Esiason on MNF. It was terrible. 

At least his name was always Boomer and he didn't just become Boomer, like Berman did. 

32 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I guess y’all don’t remember Boomer Esiason on MNF. It was terrible. 

I came to this thread solely to ask who this b-squad broadcast team is?  other than booger, who are these guys?  normal guys sick?  this is an unbelievable joke.  I mean, this is goddamn monday night football.  who the fuck are these fucking cunts?

Next week is WAS v CHI that is only marginally less shitty. ESPN has really goat fucked Monday Night Football

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I came to this thread solely to ask who this b-squad broadcast team is?  other than booger, who are these guys?  normal guys sick?  this is an unbelievable joke.  I mean, this is goddamn monday night football.  who the fuck are these fucking cunts?

Tessitore is the "Texas is back, folks" announcer.

53 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

At least his name was always Boomer and he didn't just become Boomer, like Berman did. 

Lmao.  No. 

 

His real first name is Norman.  

Norman Julius Esiason

15 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lmao.  No. 

 

His real first name is Norman.  

Norman Julius Esiason

He was Boomer long before Berm was Boomer. That was the point. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

From later in that twitter thread:

 

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1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

At least his name was always Boomer and he didn't just become Boomer, like Berman did. 

 

33 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

He was Boomer long before Berm was Boomer. That was the point. 

Oh, ok.  I thought you said it was always Boomer. Anyways, you missed a chance to point out his real name is Norman Julius...which is pretty funny.  

5 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

Oh, ok.  I thought you said it was always Boomer. Anyways, you missed a chance to point out his real name is Norman Julius...which is pretty funny.  

Yeah, Esiason's mama call him Boomer, I'ma call him Boomer. Berman's mama call him shithead, I'ma call HIM shithead. There's only one Boomer in foosball and it's Norman Julius. Berman wanted to be the T-Bone. 

 

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Re: Darren Rovell.....  looks vaguely familiar......

 

 

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16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

After overcoming his paralysis, Luke Falk completed 20 of 25 passes, had zero interceptions, and had a 99.7 QBR. 

My guess is that Siemian won’t play for the Jets again. 

Falk is used to throwing on nearly every down with the defense pinning their ears back and coming at him. Now that the game has slowed a bit and he’ll get first team snaps, he’ll be much better than Siemian was ever going to be. 

36 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

After overcoming his paralysis, Luke Falk completed 20 of 25 passes, had zero interceptions, and had a 99.7 QBR. 

My guess is that Siemian won’t play for the Jets again. 

Falk is used to throwing on nearly every down with the defense pinning their ears back and coming at him. Now that the game has slowed a bit and he’ll get first team snaps, he’ll be much better than Siemian was ever going to be. 

Falk can throw, I remember him at Wazzu well , like mentioned get him first team reps and he will be better than Siemian was ever going to be 

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