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Auburn 24-14

 

aggy wins halftime, of course. 

Edited by Gil Bang

of all the things i care about  aggy and the sec is right up there with transgenderism 

I just don't think Auburn is that good. Aggy really needs to win this one.

Looks to me like Auburn’s defense is legit good.   I think their offense is pretty shitty.  It will be a 13-10 kind of a game.  Unable to call shot.  it’s a toss up.  

Jimbo slows the game down to win a moral victory, 10-6.

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9 minutes ago, po elvis said:

I just don't think Auburn is that good. Aggy really needs to win this one.

Aggy really needing to win is probably why they aggy it up and shit the bed. 

Aggy will suck and I'll hate them and the state of Texas will be better off if they didn't exist and I won't give any shits at all about Auburn.

I believe the correct answer is: "who gives a fuck?"

I think it'll be as simple as the turnover margin. I think Nix throws 2 picks and Mond throws one, so I'll go with aggy by 3.

22 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Looks to me like Auburn’s defense is legit good.   I think their offense is pretty shitty.  It will be a 13-10 kind of a game.  Unable to call shot.  it’s a toss up.  

This is kind of where I'm at. Both defenses would appear to have the upper hand here. Auburn already burned a few of their nine lives to somehow get that win over Oregon, despite Oregon really controlling the game and the QB being awful save for a few plays. I'll take aggy with home field and an upperclassman QB.

Auburn by 3.  Like 27 24. Ugly game.  Ugly women.  Fucking male cheerleaders.  The worst college football has to offer.

Edited by Poolflood

Auburn 27, aggy 17

This is under the assumption that their starting LT (Wanogho) and starting All American level DT (Brown) play. Both listed day to day with injuries. If those two don't play it drastically changes the outcome of this game. A&M doesn't have anybody that can block Brown. 

One of these teams will win the game and both will still be overrated SEC crap.

There’s a reason the line keeps climbing more in aggy’s favor. They’ll win this one. 

Aggy wins. Freshman QB for Auburn will fuck it up. Mond isn’t great but he can pull a game out of his ass. 

Plus Aggy needs this game for the rollercoaster to peak before Alabama.

The rollercoaster Gods will not be denied. 

Edited by Neonmoon

Aggy will win because I want to see them lose.

If that were true, wouldn’t they be on a 530+ game winning streak (at least for me anyway)?
10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

One of these teams will win the game and both will still be overrated SEC crap.

Both move up in the polls.

Auburn D is stout.  Unless AU turns over the ball, I don't see Aggy scoring more than 17.

This feels like a classic 20s something to 20s something SEC fuckfest where one team does too much fuckfesting in the 4th and loses an otherwise winnable game. 

That said, I think atm is the better team so they will probably end up on the right side somehow. And they're at Kroger. 

Auburn has to run the ball better for this offense to work. Last week they did, but against Kent State so that doesn’t really count.

i want AU to win, but I have no idea what will happen.

57 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Aggy will win. Auburn is borderline hot trash

Auburn is Alabama’s aggy......Right?    Or are they all aggy?  

1 hour ago, po elvis said:

I just don't think Auburn is that good. Aggy really needs to win this one.

Agree.  This is going to be one of those circle-jerk SECSECSEC wins for the ags.  Like beating a crappy South Carolina team a couple years back.

5-3 Auburn.  Auburn gets a first half safety.  Aggy drives late and kicks a fig with 10 seconds left to take a 3-2 lead.  Auburn returns the ensuing kickoff to the aggy 45.  Auburn return man is tackled with :01 on the clock, but the aggy timekeeper lets the clock run out.  Aggy celebrates.  Instant replay puts one second back on the clock, and also shows that #12 for aggy took a cheap shot after the whistle blew, which results in a 15 yd penalty.  Auburn kicker drills the 48 yd fg for the win.

Auburn 16 - 6

Two defensive touchdowns and one 2-point conversion interception returned 100 yards for a score. Auburn's offense won't get into aggy territory even once. It won't matter.

This one feels like a tossup.  Because Auburn is top 10 in the polls it could still fit nicely into the moral loss column and keep the roller coaster on the upward tick since it's still September but Auburn definitely feels like a fraud at #8 so losing is definitely on the table and could really jolt the coaster into higher heights.

If they win this game then it seems like 8-4 or 7-5 are the likely slot for them.  If they lose this game then 7-5 or 6-6 are the likely slot.

It should be an entertaining game of seeing who screws up the least in order to win.

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Auburn 24-14

 

aggy wins halftime, of course. 

Bullshit.  Their band, like their university, sucks.

17-16 Auburn

3 A&M FG inside the RZ and a Def TD for Auburn.

 

24-20 Barn aggy over aggy aggy

Aggy is going to win. It’s their time of the year. Now if this game was played next month.....

23 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Bullshit.  Their band, like their university, sucks.

That's the joke....

45 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

This one feels like a tossup.  Because Auburn is top 10 in the polls it could still fit nicely into the moral loss column and keep the roller coaster on the upward tick since it's still September but Auburn definitely feels like a fraud at #8 so losing is definitely on the table and could really jolt the coaster into higher heights.

I still think aggy is pretty good. Auburn being a fraud will probably be exposed on Saturday if they really are.

Then again, never count out aggy aggying. 

Low scoring due to marginally competent defense and shitty QBs. Mond gets shamed and then suddenly hurt. Heat cramps. Or other dodge. Comes out later and an unsung hero from Auburn picks off a bad decision and a wobbly kick later, many tears in the land of aggy. 

Auburn fan posts about aggy hospitality 

18 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Auburn fan posts about aggy hospitality 

The most unbelievable part about it this time will be the idea that there is an Auburn fan who can read or write.

34 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Based upon...?

UPON I watched them play Clemson and they have some nice pieces. Whether they get those pieces together or not is anyone's guess but there is some potential there. Not saying they are world beaters but they probably win 8 or 9 games and Auburn could easily be one of those. I said it during the Clemson game and I stick by my stance that this board is probably underrating this aggy squad a hair. 

Mond however does not impress me so there's that. He needs to turn it around if they want to do anything this year. 

Aggy 24 - Auburn 20

First three quarters will be largely uneventful with the exception of Bo Nix and Kellen Mond combining for 2-3 turnovers or near turnovers. The last quarter will likely be played to the tune of Benny Hill and will feature 27 of the 44 points scored. It will be 10-7 Barn going into the 4th.

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