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Read his comments in Richard's unsure voice and the interview takes on a different tone.

 

 

His wife might have been into, but now that he put it on blast for all her friends and family to know.....

Had a good thing blowing and just blew it. 

14 minutes ago, hornbri said:

His wife might have been into, but now that he put it on blast for all her friends and family to know.....

Had a good thing blowing and just blew it. 

If she wasn't using it as an opportunity to shop around before, she is now.

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"Mollie and I have created our own rules, and compared to most of the people we’ve met who do this kind of s***, our rules are strict. We’re not off on our own; we’re together, a unit.

In other words, he's there watching other guys plow his wife.

How fascinating.  Well, not.  But I hated that show and hated his character, so maybe I'm not the best judge.  Wife seems cute, though.

3 hours ago, ajax said:

gross

Is it more gross than picking people up at bars as a single person?

Edited by Casual Encounter
Or hookers?

4 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Is it more gross than picking people up at bars as a single person?

You've never been at a swingers party, where you came face-to-face with a 60 year-old, albeit attractive for her age, and within minutes you're balls deep in her while she's got two fingers in your ass down to the second knuckle, and working on the third, have you?

2 hours ago, ajax said:

In other words, he's there watching other guys plow his wife.

Jimbo?

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

You've never been at a swingers party, where you came face-to-face with a 60 year-old, albeit attractive for her age, and within minutes you're balls deep in her while she's got two fingers in your ass down to the second knuckle, and working on the third, have you?

Well, I have been to South Austin’s mom’s home on game night.

3 hours ago, ajax said:

In other words, he's there watching other guys plow his wife.

with the gaycial ending

Yes he is. No one could possibly fuck up a swinging scene worse than that idiot. 

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You've never been at a swingers party, where you came face-to-face with a 60 year-old, albeit attractive for her age, and within minutes you're balls deep in her while she's got two fingers in your ass down to the second knuckle, and working on the third, have you?

This is very specific.

There was a swinger on the old site, can’t think of his name. It’s was alway interesting to hear is perspective on the “life style”. 

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You've never been at a swingers party, where you came face-to-face with a 60 year-old, albeit attractive for her age, and within minutes you're balls deep in her while she's got two fingers in your ass down to the second knuckle, and working on the third, have you?

Your mom told me you were asleep !!!!!

Tip to tip efficiency in that marriage is probably very high

16 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Is it more gross than picking people up at bars as a single person?

Username checks out

14 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Not gross?

Only if you're first in line

He's pitching the telecom they are writing together.  It's a bit. 

15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Image result for thomas middleditch wife

 

Hell fuckin yeah

I'd Hooli her box.

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You've never been at a swingers party, where you came face-to-face with a 60 year-old, albeit attractive for her age, and within minutes you're balls deep in her while she's got two fingers in your ass down to the second knuckle, and working on the third, have you?

I'm guessing a rich famous couple in Hollywood has access to much better quality that whatever middle-class suburban smoosh-fest the rest of us would attend.

13 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

He's pitching the telecom they are writing together.  It's a bit. 

Also, this, probably.

1. it's marketing for his new show = genius

or

2. he just advertised to the women of the world that they too can bang a b-rated tv star = genius

i'm going with 1 with 2 as a happy benefit.

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