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Just went back and rewatched "The League".

Rafi is in the pantheon of all-time great characters 

Michael Jackson's dead?  Oh my god.  How's Whitney Houston taking it?  

 

 

 

There are three restraining orders on you in this building alone.  

Yeah, but not on this floor.  

Kim works on this floor!

Mike Kim works here?  

No, Kim Young.

You mean, Young Kim.  That's what I called her.

Rafi, you woke up naked on her couch.  

Yeah, that was hot.

You tried to smell her hair.

Yeah, Garnier Fructis.  That's a real weak spot for me.  

 

 

 

He's the best secondary comedy character.....maybe ever.  I challenge you to name me another.  

 

 

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He made that show.

 

He made that show.
 


Him and Taco for sure. Taco’s birthday song at Kevin’s daughter’s birthday party was one of my favorite scenes in the entire series.

You thought I was a baker, Rafi? 

I dunno, there's always a lot of bread at your house.  

Rafi was great, but I think Jason Mantzoukas is actually funnier as himself on podcasts. The guy is really talented. Probably held back by that wild man look, but I doubt he cares. 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

He's the best secondary comedy character.....maybe ever.  I challenge you to name me another.

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Splett is definitely up there but for the fact he basically became a primary character in the last season.  But yeah—-he’s certainly on the Mount Rushmore of the category.  

Sometimes when I shit, I cum.  I like to evacuate all my bodily fluids at the same time.

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I haven't watched The League in a few years, but my god were the first 3-4 seasons hilarious.

My other favorite Rafi bit is him constantly referring to Kevin as Brian.

52 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I haven't watched The League in a few years, but my god were the first 3-4 seasons hilarious.

My other favorite Rafi bit is him constantly referring to Kevin as Brian.

And Pete as Tall Guy

15 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Rafi was great, but I think Jason Mantzoukas is actually funnier as himself on podcasts. The guy is really talented. Probably held back by that wild man look, but I doubt he cares. 

Loved that dude in The House -- or whatever the Ferrell-Poehler movie where they set up a casino in their house was called.

22 hours ago, Lobo said:

He's the best secondary comedy character.....maybe ever.  I challenge you to name me another.

 

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congratulations on the intercourse

I roofied like 40% of the drinks here. It's a numbers game for me. 

I didn't know that quote and my first thought was that it was Damone from fast times. 

 

(to Deon Sanders): "Buddy, I don't know who you are, but you're about to get chylemedia"  

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On 9/18/2019 at 9:27 PM, Lobo said:

He's the best secondary comedy character.....maybe ever.  I challenge you to name me another.  

I assumed that I can come up with someone, but I just can't.

If Ron Swanson counts as secondary, he's probably better.  Maybe.

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I think he would technically qualify as a primary since he was in opening credits.  There are actual metrics to how they determine that for shit like residuals/syndication and contract riders and all that.  Richard splett is certainly in the conversation.  There’s also the other side of it which is the tertiary star or the guest star or the cameo.   But I’d have to say that Rafi was certainly a secondary character officially.  And of all those in comedic shows, he was likely the funniest/best.  This may be a fun set of clips and quotes for another thread of who else belongs in that pantheon.   Meanwhile.......

i only shoot medicine.  I smoke drugs 

Jukebox?  I'm gonna put $7 worth of Hoobastank in it!

Fucking love Rafi.

 

Let's all get the same chick pregnant!

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Jerkoff party?  Let's do this.

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Eat my dick!!! GATTACA!

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I think we have VERY different definitions of what "pigeon-holing" is.

I doubt it.

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I AM allowed to carry a gun if I don't tell anybody about it.

 

 

On 9/20/2019 at 8:41 AM, Al_4_ISU said:

Jukebox?  I'm gonna put $7 worth of Hoobastank in it!

That made me laugh all over again. 

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